Hey Sup Forumsros need help asking a girl out

Hey Sup Forumsros need help asking a girl out
>inb4 16
>inb4 b&
Anyways I could give less of a shit but I like this chick and me being a beta fuck don't know how to ask or I'm worried it'll just make shit awkward what do Sup Forumsros help a nigga out

Man the fuck up. Either she likes you or she doesn't
If she doesn't no amount of pussyfooting will change that
Be straight up, talk to her for a while, be friendly, ask if she wants to hang out
Actually have something planned
Girls like that shit
She might say no, she might say yes
Just fucking do it and don't be a beta fag

Yeah we hangout a fuck ton honestly user we cuddle and shit when her mom leaves us alone and every chance we get we try to hold each other without her mom noticing she plans stuff out sometimes and what not i don't know why I haven't asked her yet I'm just that much of a puss

It will make shit awkward, but thems the risks kid.

advice is going to be situational. You got your own money? Got your own car? Old enough to drink?

In any case, by far the easiest way to ask a girl out is:

Hey, femanon, I'm:

Going to this function.
Doing this activity.
On x day

I was wondering if you'd like to go with me.

You can also swap that with; "Would you like to be my date?"

Take the chance. The Friendzone is a term created by beta males too pathetic to be seen as a fun and interesting partner, much less a potential sexual partner.

Yeah, i wrote this before seeing You punk ass mtoherfucker. What the fuck are you worried about. Man the fuck up you faggot piece of shit.

"We cuddle all the time and hold hands, but I'm afraid that letting her know I like her will make it awkward."

Fucking offal jackass.

How's this we're getting our classes tomorrow for school might should I ask her there or wait for a different situation might go to her house too might just tell her how she makes me feel and go for it I guess

This
Trust me on this, I've had first hand experience with "the friendzone"
It truly is just a term invented to complain about a girl not having sex with you
Plenty of girls I've asked have said no or that they only see me as friends
Yeah it's fucking awkward, but get over yourself, life is awkward
Almost all of the girls that have said they only see me as a friend have become really good friends. If you aren't a fucking idiot, getting turned down doesn't have to be a bad thing

So should I just stop being a fucking beta and ask her tomorrow

ALL of you fucking faggots and your forever alone shit. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? You go into any fucking cringe thread and find a fat fucking fedora neckbeard motherfucker and that is me. I STILL lost my virginity at 16, as fat and fucking awkward as I was. Managed to have a handful of meaningful relationships in my life and now I'm in a solid marriage of ten years to a decently hot wife with kids who aren't fucking furries or wear fedoras.

Man the fuck up and find out about women from places other than porn, movie and anime. Quit thinking with your dick because, while there are some guys that can fuck a girl within hours of meeting them, you aren't one of them. Don't fucking worry about that, because those dudes always have psycho ass cunts for wives and girlfriends.

Just...fuck. You guys piss me off sometimes. I want to grab you and shake you until your teeth rattle. You're being fucking ridiculous.

I assumed this was troll but if it's not then you are actually retarded
It doesn't really matter, as long as she isn't around any of her friends, and don't be retarded and say "can I speak to you alone"
Wait till you get a chance and then follow

Right. DO NOT pull that 'can I speak to you alone" bullshit. Don't act all adorably nervous, don't act like this is a huge fucking deal because of how much she fucking means to you. THAT is how mother fuckers end up in the fucking friendzone.

Alright yeah I'm a fucking idiot do I just say "hey wanna be my gf" trust me I'm a retard

No. No. Fuck. Fucking kill yourse........

Whew. Alright fuck....

No, yes but no. Again, you can't be a faggot about it. It sounds like you guys have already been phsyically close. Sure you ahven't made out or fucked her yet, but you hold hands and have the physical closeness. You want to do it like that, you want her to be your girlfriend it gets a lot fucking harder.

Timing is EVERYHTING. And you've got to be smooth and fucking casual about it. As an example: Its night, you're netflix and chilling on the couch. She's all snuggled up next to you. You start playing with her hair. "Femanon, how come we've never made this official?"

"What do you mean user?"

"You know, you and me."

And then you play it by ear. Again, play up how much fun you guys have together, play down how much you feel about her. The key is to not make it intense, otherwise you will lose what you've got already.

Alright I think I can pull it off so just be casual about don't be nervous and just play it out sounds easy enough thanks user if I duck this up I deserve to be alone and beta

Yes you do. Until next time anyway.

There's always a next time user, don't sweat it.

Alright last question what do I do if it all goes to hell and she says no do I leave or stay and have it be awkward as fuck

Same goes for me.
Lets just say that my dream girl is also my bestfriend who's, for a long time, been in relationships. Recently, she's bailed on her high-drag boyfriend, which has overwhelmed me with thoughts. Its selfish to think like this, yeah, but so much of me wants to make moves when I get to see her now because its all I've ever really wanted. It's practically psychosis, but she brings so much into my life on those 2deep4u levels, making it hard to control myself.
tldr: Bestfriend is dream girl, am beta-max.
>mfw we've kissed three times
>two were dares on my 16th birthday party
>the other was me asking her before leaving for college.
Just fuck my shit up

It all depends on how she says no. This is why not making it intense is key. At best, she will say no and be worried about hurting you feelings wich kills the mood and makes it awkward.

At worst she gets really creeped out by the whole thing, same result.

Give her the ability/chance to say no as more of a "Sorry user, you mean a lot to me but I like things as they are." That way you are no better or worse than you were before but have the added experience of handling rejection like a fucking man.

It sounds like she already likes you anyway, so don't sweat it.

Thanks user much appreciated

Same rules apply. The difference between the faggots that invented the friendzone and the alpha assholes who fuck the women you love and treat them like shit.

Play it light. Yeah, you might have feelings for her that no one would ever be able to comprehend. Dare i call her your fucking soul mate? I get it yo, I've been there. But if you lead in with all your feelings about what a wonderful person she is and how funny, smart, beautiful, etc etc, and no one will love her like you do. Even if its true, you will scare the fuck out of her. You do not reveal that shit until you've been laying pipe for a few months, if not over a year.

Faggot Number One (OP) is dangerously on the verge of being a pacifier; his girl gets that safe, warm, cuddly feeling with him. Unfortunately, women don't want to fuck that until they're in their late 20's or have popped out a kid and raised it by herself. She wants to fuck fun.

You want to be her boyfriend you have to be someone she wants to be around first. Fuck with her, make her laugh, don't be all serious and meaningful for fuck's sake. Once you have established that foundation, you need to plant your flag. Some faggots can "make a move" some have to take the fairly awkward way like OP.

You? Man, you're in that funny limbo. Don't be the rebound guy. And for fuck sake, wait a little while. You might get the rebound fuck, but thats not what you want is it?

Sorry, that was kind fo all over the place. Its 4am and I'm tired. I WAS looking for porn for a quick fap when this thread started and suddenly I felt I had to speak up.

Feel you man, I only get to see her for weeks at a time throughout the year so there's no real point in trying to do anything just yet.
When I do see her, I wanna feel out vibes, and maybe see if we can fuck around, chill n shit. Maybe when I graduate there's a chance with career stability, but she would have hers, and its hard to say if everyone is staying home.

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