Betac uck has woken up at 2pm
he has a drawer
a phone
a ceiling fan (off)
a door to go through
and is wearing pants
dubs decides what he does
Betac uck has woken up at 2pm
He posts on Sup Forums asking for dubs.
Betac grabs his phone and plays Pokémon Emerald on an emulator.
he shoves phone up his ass
He takes out a rope and hangs himself on the ceiling fan
Roll
roll
Becomes trump
Votes for trump
he finds a gun under his pillow courtesy of the gun fairy
he puts it up to his temple
he pulls the trigger
Has sex with his misakipillow
Goes to the gym and becomes an alphamale
reaches into drawer for thick rope, hangs self from ceiling fan. Fails suicide, turn fans on - forced to spin until death.
He pulls his pants down and furiously jerks it until his dick falls off
/thread
betac uck is only 5,8 and cannot get his head in the noose to hang himself
The how did he get the noose up there fuckhead
He kills his girlfriend & steps on her corpse to reach the noose
Move dresser and stand on it = perfect height
betac uck now has no dick
takes everything he can from drawers
makes anything he can into a weapon (rope, pen, glass, whatever) then tries to kick door open
Piss so hard he propels himself up to the noose.
Betac uck texts his mother he's in trouble then shoves his phone up his ass
Turn on ceiling fan with anus
he threw it, dicksoak
Throws dresser at fan
Roll
Betac opens the door
He picks his penis up and eats it
Kek this
Roll
Jk rolling
Roll for put penis in ass
Betac uck orders pizza delivery driver is a girl
Rolling
Check whats inside drawer
Roll it up
WinRar
betac uck answers the door but didnt pull up his pants before. the pizza girl sees the lack of dick and blood and then runs to car and drives off
betac gets free pizza
Betac uck goes to explore his neighborhood
Replace dick with pizza and proceed to jack off
Betac dresses like a woman
he chops his dick up like pepperoni and puts it on the pizza and eats it
Put pizzabox on head
Reroll
nice double dubs
he encounters a Mexican eating a burito
Dubs op
Explore new vagina's secrets
Steal his sombrero
Sucks the Mexicans dick.
Roll
Put his burrito on your mangina as a new penis
trips empower his punch and he annihilates the mexican. someone called the police, they will be there in 5 minutes
He stuffs his phone up his butt
Roll
Betac visits the new j-list now
roll
rolling
Run! Run like a Kenyan!
ROLLERINO
Run as fast as he can into the arms of a beautiful girl
FUKN ROLL!
Wait for the police. Become visibly agressive and shout pro-BLM jargon
Roll
My dubs cancel your dubs
Fuck your dubs.
Fuck...
the police show and are shaken by his display
the are afraid to draw near but also afraid to shoot in fear of lawsuits, because he could be a transnigger
Okay now he can do
Throw your sombrero at the cop and make your escape
Reroll
no he has no dick it wouldnt work
rollin'
Suicide by cop
Roll for this, but with a one-liner made while throwing the sombrero
Accuse the cop of being a racist while yelling "I DINDU NUFFIN"
A swarm of zeeka mosquitoes swarm the cop
Another roll
Roll
Killer bees
Slides through cop's legs and karate chops his neck, knocking him out. steals gun and runs into nearby house. shootout begins (betac uck has skills with a gun)
roll
Betac farts away from the police
rollin
3rd trys the dubs
Judy Hopps appears and saves him
rolls
Reroll
Beta cuck uses atomic autism to blast the cop into retardation.
Beautiful
lolololol
Fap.
Go fix a hotpocket.
Call the edgelords in this thread faggots
he autism blasts the cop and takes his gun and kills him.
he now has 3 stars
Kek that face
pass out from dick-bloodloss
wake up hours later in prison hospital
Steal the nearest (expensive) car and flee towards the ocean
he drives for 16 hours to get to the shores of claifornia in his new Bugatti.
god gets summoned and declares Betac Uck the god of the universe
He sings the campfire song song
Reroll cause off by one
Is cuck banned now