Betac uck has woken up at 2pm

Betac uck has woken up at 2pm
he has a drawer
a phone
a ceiling fan (off)
a door to go through
and is wearing pants
dubs decides what he does

He posts on Sup Forums asking for dubs.

Betac grabs his phone and plays Pokémon Emerald on an emulator.

he shoves phone up his ass

He takes out a rope and hangs himself on the ceiling fan

Roll

roll

Becomes trump

Votes for trump

he finds a gun under his pillow courtesy of the gun fairy

he puts it up to his temple

he pulls the trigger

Has sex with his misakipillow

Goes to the gym and becomes an alphamale

reaches into drawer for thick rope, hangs self from ceiling fan. Fails suicide, turn fans on - forced to spin until death.

He pulls his pants down and furiously jerks it until his dick falls off

/thread

betac uck is only 5,8 and cannot get his head in the noose to hang himself

The how did he get the noose up there fuckhead

He kills his girlfriend & steps on her corpse to reach the noose

Move dresser and stand on it = perfect height

betac uck now has no dick

takes everything he can from drawers
makes anything he can into a weapon (rope, pen, glass, whatever) then tries to kick door open

Piss so hard he propels himself up to the noose.

Betac uck texts his mother he's in trouble then shoves his phone up his ass

Turn on ceiling fan with anus

he threw it, dicksoak

Throws dresser at fan

Roll

Betac opens the door

He picks his penis up and eats it

Kek this

Roll

Jk rolling

Roll for put penis in ass

Betac uck orders pizza delivery driver is a girl

Rolling

Check whats inside drawer

Roll it up

WinRar

betac uck answers the door but didnt pull up his pants before. the pizza girl sees the lack of dick and blood and then runs to car and drives off

betac gets free pizza

Betac uck goes to explore his neighborhood

Replace dick with pizza and proceed to jack off

Betac dresses like a woman

he chops his dick up like pepperoni and puts it on the pizza and eats it

Put pizzabox on head

Reroll

nice double dubs
he encounters a Mexican eating a burito

Dubs op

Explore new vagina's secrets

Steal his sombrero

Sucks the Mexicans dick.

Roll

Put his burrito on your mangina as a new penis

trips empower his punch and he annihilates the mexican. someone called the police, they will be there in 5 minutes

He stuffs his phone up his butt

Roll

Betac visits the new j-list now

roll

rolling

Run! Run like a Kenyan!

ROLLERINO

Run as fast as he can into the arms of a beautiful girl

FUKN ROLL!

Wait for the police. Become visibly agressive and shout pro-BLM jargon

Roll

My dubs cancel your dubs

Fuck your dubs.

Fuck...

the police show and are shaken by his display
the are afraid to draw near but also afraid to shoot in fear of lawsuits, because he could be a transnigger

Okay now he can do

Throw your sombrero at the cop and make your escape

Reroll

no he has no dick it wouldnt work
rollin'

Suicide by cop

Roll for this, but with a one-liner made while throwing the sombrero

Accuse the cop of being a racist while yelling "I DINDU NUFFIN"

A swarm of zeeka mosquitoes swarm the cop

Another roll

Roll

Killer bees

Slides through cop's legs and karate chops his neck, knocking him out. steals gun and runs into nearby house. shootout begins (betac uck has skills with a gun)

roll

Betac farts away from the police

rollin

3rd trys the dubs

Judy Hopps appears and saves him

rolls

Reroll

Beta cuck uses atomic autism to blast the cop into retardation.

Beautiful

lolololol

Fap.
Go fix a hotpocket.
Call the edgelords in this thread faggots

he autism blasts the cop and takes his gun and kills him.
he now has 3 stars

Kek that face

pass out from dick-bloodloss
wake up hours later in prison hospital

Steal the nearest (expensive) car and flee towards the ocean

he drives for 16 hours to get to the shores of claifornia in his new Bugatti.

god gets summoned and declares Betac Uck the god of the universe

He sings the campfire song song

Reroll cause off by one

Is cuck banned now