INTERNATIONAL GHOSTBUSTERS TRAILER

HATERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!

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unliking this one is pure sexism

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Why are there no men in the Ghostbusters team? That seems a bit sexist, no?

wow.

It still looks genuinely bad. All memeing aside. It just looks...bad.

And why are they doing jokes from the original movie?

That seems really pointless.

And, I guess this is my unconscious sexism speaking, but I'm not the only one who thinks Chris Hemsworth looks like the only funny thing in the film right?

Why wasn't this the first trailer they released? This makes it look like a movie I might watch on tv few years from now.

Chris Hemsworth in another flop movie, poor guy.

so blatant how they insert more chris hemsworth into the trailer

i almost feel bad for the jews in hollywood when they make a flop as bad as this and then I remember they are jews

How big is the dislike bar this time? I don't wwant to give it more views.

Kristen Wiig seems like the only one who conceivably fits into a Ghostbusters story.

Ironically enough, she also seems to be the only one aware of how bad things are turning out.

ha.

weak stream.

like peeing.

with a penis.

ha ha

Is that supposed to represent their transgendered limp dick?

>From the studio that brought you Spider-Man and Men in Black
Reaching.

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Well it's true, but none of the people that made those movies worked on it.

>please bomb, I don't want to do a sequel

>selfie stick
>at least 3 ghosts rush the camera
>did I see Bill Murray as a ghost?
It's not even fun to hate this anymore

Seems like he's the only element in the movie that resembles funny. At least until he clearly becomes the big bad at the end.

Woman can't be sexist, only men sexists, only WHITE MEN.
Because patriarchy, duh...

at least he outshines the others

Female Egon is the only thing that doesn't look shit

Who the fuck casted the gorilla and McCarthy ???

All the leaks are confirmed now.

Won't be good, but if we're lucky it'll be mildly entertaining.

so this is pretty much confirmed to be a remake and not a reboot?
sure seems that way

McCarthy is actually the highest grossing actress on the roster. Her being there is a no brainer.

Are you ready for dance number?

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CRASHING THIS FRANCHISE WITH NO SURVIVORSH

HOW CAN THEY DEFEND THIS?

This shit is offensively bad! All thats missing is Adam Sandler ffs!

>From the studio that brought you two movies that came out 20 years ago
So thats what they're going with, huh?

youtu.be/eDLOO2SZdvY

Funny you should mention that...

>Every leak was true.
>Every single person involved in this movie hate it.
How sony fucked up so hard Sup Forums?

>youtube.com/watch?v=qH5rgRXkgAk
So the SFX have gotten.. worse? I thought Fan4stic was the only one to do this.

I want to have sex with Kristen Wiig and her frumpy boobs!

hey kid

>they call me cuban pete

>That stuff went everywhere, by the way. In every crack.

What did she mean by this?

>>did I see Bill Murray as a ghost?
where ?

not even in this trailer you fucking faggot

sony is literally the bunghole of hollywood studios

not even the feminism aspect can save this movie from being a pile of shit, because it was made by sony

I'd spray my ectoplasm in every one of her cracks if you understand my meaning

>From the studio that brought you two movies that came out 20 years ago

>comedy with 4 women
>the one guy is the funniest

Just noticed all of them in the back here

at this point Sony is probably dislking their own videos

Wait the dance is real.. Damn

and if you don't know what they are doing here

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im so fucking piss that the trailer is good. thigns were looking so good for us this past month too

some of them are doing hail hitler in the back?

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>final boss is ghost Hitler

I would actually go see it if it's true

i thought this was all female whats with the fat nigger dude?

Stan is sucking Hemsworth's career outside oflife to prolong his life

Is this really going to get more likes than dislikes?

>Dance number

This is going to be complete shit

>experience it in 3d imax
Why do they always write experience nowadays? 3d was always boring desu

>selfie sticks

WEW LAD

TOPICAL AS FUCK

I BET THERES AN UBER :DDD

THATS CURRENT PRESENTLY CORRECT YOUNG KIDS?

there's literally nobody on earth, not even in the far recesses of the amazonian congo, that doesn't know that dance, even if they don't know the movie or even the name travolta

Sad Wiig?

whatever you say grandpa

>So Chris Hemsworth comes up with the name Ghostbusters?
Fucking genius

20 seconds in

This can't be real.
Nobody could think this is a good idea.

This is the part I don't get. Trailer is all "30 years ago this happened, and now new heroes answer the call". But everything else seems to pretend the original never happened and this is a brand new franchise. So what gives

>Hemsworth ends up controling the city with his ghost powers and at one point makes an army of ghosts dance with him to "You should be Dancing", by the Bee Gees.

>Chris Hemsworth looks like the only funny thing in the film right?
Not getting this vibe at all. He's ditzy to the point of retarded and I just cringe.

this trailer doesn't even fucking say that

good job on not watching faggot

Am I the only one who finds her so qt? ;_;

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That end bit made me chuckle a bit.

>Center for Metaphysical Investigations
>got it.
>Ghostbusters?

FUCK looks like the rumors are true: the entire film plot was leaked.

>That scene still sounds pretty cool desu. It will make for some fun fanedits when people change the music track

Does this mean the alien ghosts are real too?

She's really just Rule 63 Real GB Egon, I think Wiig is cuter in that 'desperate lonely childless middle aged woman' sort of way

McCarthy commented on this as well that the first trailer was confusing, the movie is a straight up reboot/remake, the events of GB 1 and 2 did not precede this movie, the cast of GB1 are even playing completely different characters.

The little blurb at the beginning is just there to let you know HEY GHOSTBUSTERS WAS A THING, AND NOW IT'S TOTALLY GONNA BE A NEW THING

ALL THE REDDIT SPOILERS INCOMING!! LITERALLY ALL CONFIRMED!!


vie. I am an old ghostbusters fan (As a kid in the 80s I thought Gozer scared the hell out of me) I didn’t know much about the NEW movie before watching it and I was totally for a new female cast. SPOILERS AHEAD: There are cameos and I’ll get to those after the summary. Here goes:

Movie opens with a tour of deceased Madame Aldridge’s (mansion or hotel I cant recall). One of the guys from Silicon Valley is a tour guide, and says she was locked in a basement to die behind an iron/metal door thats never been opened supposedly. After a few jokes and the tour leaves the tour guide hears something at the locked up door. He freaks and runs around the mansion as supernatural things start happening and accidentally goes through locked door which is now open (he didn’t notice where he was going as he was running around frantically). He realizes he’s in the basement and is cornered by something and screams as the camera gets closer to him.

rekt

True although I prefer Wiig with longer hair

That was ideas from the Sony e-mail leaks. The movie does contain the dance, but the aliens didn't make it into the script.

Scene then cuts to the ghostbusters song with Kristin Wiig walking towards a TV with a show called GHOST JUMPERS that no one in the movie is involved with (They say GHOST JUMPERS instead of GHOSTBUSTERS in this song). Kristen Wiig is a college professor in math or physics or both? She’s trying to get tenure. Melissa McCarthy is writing a Ghosts of our Past book and keeps trying to ruin Wiig’s chances at tenure by selling the book on Amazon with her as co-author and being a shitty friend in general. They show the book on Amazon on a computer (incase you don’t know what Amazon is and you are stupid) She meets up with McCarthy to get her to stop putting her name on the book and McCarthy is obsessed with Chinese food, specifically wontons. McKinnon is also a scientist with McCarthy and they convince her to go to the Albridge mansion to investigate together. They go in there and the whole ghost puking scene happens. They record the video and Wiig screams ghosts are real!! Back at her school the actor from Game of Thrones (Tywin Lannister) says the video was posted on Reddit, and youtube. Thus cementing the trend of this movie trying to be “current”. They look at the youtube comments, check their phones and youtube multiple times through the movie etc. Wiig is fired and loses her chances at tenure because McCarthy is a shitty friend and left her screaming ghosts are real in the video she uploaded to reddit. - See more at:

I’m going to summarize more going forward here to address points that relate to the main plot…

Rowan is a hotel worker who can see ghosts, he’s been bullied and called a weirdo his whole life. There’s a scene in a backroom of the hotel where he is working on a machine that releases ghosts. It breaks the barrier between the living and dead. He wants to release as many as he can so he can torment the living. he says this line “And the universe shall bend to your will” as if to validate his actions after being bullied and rejected his whole life

Leslie Jones is a subway station worker and a hotel worker (Rowan) brings a machine in to channel or awaken old ghosts. He briefly mentions the 4th cataclysm and Jone’s brushes him off as a nut. He walks onto the tracks and she follows him, She sees the ghosts he releases and ends up joining the ghostbusters for her street smarts. She also sees a graffiti artist spray paint the white ghost from the logo in the subway as she’s telling him to stop he puts the red circle and line through the ghost.

At this point nothing about the old ghostbusters being around or alive is referenced. They stumble upon the old GB firehouse cant afford the rent cause its 21K/month so they start their HQ at a Chinese restaurant, plenty of wontons for McCarthy!! Chris Hemsworth applies as the secretary and he’s a moron but a little funny at times.

It looks GREAT. I can't wait to go and see it 10 times with all my friends just so we can drink the tears of all the MAN BABY haters! The new Ghostbusters™ looks phenomenal, it's going to be great to really shove it back into those misogynistic MAN CHILDREN who can't stand to have FUN and HATE women!

That's probably what they were hinking when doing this.
And when you make your movie only thinking about how crazy the internet will go about it, you're doing it wrong. Very wrong.
Otherwise, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies or Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse would be hailed as masterpieces instead of a couple hours of footage to turn into gifs and post on your tumblr.
that said, it's still gonna be gud when we'll have Laibach or some eurobeat playing in the background

>They bust their first ghost at a cheesy rock concert, a large green dragon the audience thinks is part of the band’s act. Jones is chased by a possessed mannequin saying “This is more intense than an usher concert!” One of the concert goers has a selfie stick (please kill yourself now) and takes a picture of the dragon-ghost as it is perched on Leslie Jones shoulder in the crowd. They crowd surf at one point. They capture the ghost and become famous. They get their name from a new segment pegging them as the Ghostbusters (without referencing anything that happened in the past with the old ghostbusters)

They get the ghostbusters car from Jone’s uncle (ERNIE HUDSON) although he doesn’t show up until the end of the movie.

The main villain Rowan that Jone’s encountered in the subway, meanwhile is channeling more ghosts in shitty mirrors with a very large machine. The girl ghostbusters (Ill call them GGB’s going forward). He knows what the ghostbusters are doing and goes into a rant about how he wants to do the opposite. Release all the tormented ghosts so they can “pester” the lives of the living, and by pester he means torturing and taking apart their flesh. He says the same line from earlier except he says World instead of universe “And the world will bend to your will” The ghostbusters corner him and say cops are the way, instead of activating the huge machine he grabs these electric currents and dies. The mayor (Andy Garcia) finds out and makes it out to the public like the GGB’s are hoaxers.

I'm the king of the Rumba beat

Dudes, dragon ghost, it is alien.

That's the old trailer, even McCarthy was confused at that.

They fucked up something bad on that trailer, this is a full reboot.

Side note, something that's really bothering me is the new Proton Packs. The old one didn't show any failed tests of the packs, they were just...there. They were there, cool, and had the potential to be dangerous as all hell (i.e; "Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on our backs" and the subsequent back away when Ray's gets turned on).

Meanwhile in the current one (much as I absolutely LOVE the design) they show it having a weak stream,(which, fucking why) and at the same time show Gorilla Jones literally slamming to the floor with a nuclear bomb on her back, and nothing happens.

The potential for a cheap joke just wasn't worth the effort.

>Rowan is now a ghost and possesses McCarthy, then Hemsworth after Jones slaps the ghost out of McCarthy. Hemsworth then travels on the ECTO 2 motorcycle to the ghost channeling machine to release them all. He releases them all and there’s a scene where a scared cop is walking up to him and tries to talk to him. Hemsworth turns around and snarls with glowing eyes (Just like Rick Moranis did in Ghostbusters 1 when he was the keymaster). He releases the tormented ghosts and they spread around the city.

Wiig discovers the hotel guy went to school or something with them since the Ghosts of Our Past book he scribbled in a ton of weird shit in the pages of one of the copies. On one of the pages theres a picture of his face and many people and ghosts with this written “I WILL LEAD THEM ALL” Hemsworth is controlling the city with his ghost powers (he makes the army dance with him to “You should be Dancing”, by the Bee Gees). The GGB’s face off against him and the ghost leaves Hemsworth body sparing him. He then asks “WHAT FORM DO YOU CHOOSE?” with really no explanation And Jones says out loud “Oh I think that spray painted ghost from the subway was cute!” and he turns into the Ghost from the ghostbusters logo, I AM SHITTING YOU NOT ITS THAT STUPID. He gets bigger and expands as large as a tall building, busting out of it exposing the portal. There’s a portal on the ground. Saying cheesy lines like “Heeeeere’s Rowan!” “Don’t you want to join me and the army of the dead?”

>DUDE UNORIGINAL CONTENT LMAO
>REMEMBER THIS?
>REMEMBER THIS?
>REMEMBER THIS?
>REMEMBER THIS?

I'd argue it might be something closer to Zuul's terror hound and not really a dragon or an alien, but, fuck it, the movie is clearly not trying so I won't either.

>something closer to Zuul's
They were corporeal things. This is clearly a ghost.

Slimer and a female Slimer with brown hair steal the GGB’s car and drive around.

The GGB’s decide to cross the streams, it doesn’t work. Slimer and the female Slimer drive the ghostbusters car into the portal. McCarthy and then Wiig decide to lure the big stupid ghost into the portal before it closes taking themselves inside and they think a tow cable from a fire truck tied around their waists will save them (everyone in this movie is stupid with stupid ideas…) Of course this works, the big ghosts goes in and the portal closes with Wiig and McCarthy going in. Then all the sudden they are yanked out! Wow! The city is saved. They are still branded as hoaxers though. But they can now afford rent at the old GB firehouse. Jones listens to a electro magnet-whatever tape and one of the ghostbusters asks, “you get something?” Jones replies “Yeah I heard something really weird… who is Zuul?” Cue the old ghostbusters song, The End.

Thats the summary of the plot. Here’s a few more things I didn’t like (I liked very little of this movie)

>Those spotless boot soles

Nothing to lick clean, 0/10. Christ, can this movie get anything right?

The cameos of the old cast: They appear to be random strangers they ran into throughout the movie and are out of character thus probably confirming they are not their old characters who have moved on with other jobs. Nothing explaining regarding what happened to the old GB’s or their opinions on the new GGB’s

Bill Murray = a Skeptic. His lines aren’t good and he’s kinda stiff “WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO CATCH GHOSTS??!! THATA GIRL!!!” he gets killed when pushed out a window by the rock concert dragon ghost. He convinced the GGB’s to let it out as proof in their tiny Chinese restaurant HQ. (Did I mention everyone is stupid in this movie?)

Dan Aykroyd = Cab driver who refuses to drive them when NYC is in havoc “I aint ‘fraid of no ghosts” he says in a hard NY accent. This scene was alright.

Annie Potts = Now a hotel lobby clerk answering the phone WHATTAYA WANT??

Sigourney Weaver = A mentor of McKinnon who is disappointed but approves of McKinnon’s work at the end of the movie

Ernie Hudson = Jone’s uncle who owns a hearse company. When he finds out that they lost the ghostbusters car, Jones wants another one. Hudson says “I got four funerals this weekend. I can’t do it with one hearse. Jone’s says “Cant you do two at a time?” Hudson replies “Im not stackin em like flapjacks!”

Harold Ramis = ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE (he’s not in the movie obviously but I’m positive he would see this movie as a disgrace)

End cameos.

>decide to cross the streams, it doesn’t work

'it doesn't work'

Shouldn't every fucking molecule in their bodies be fucking obliterated by it 'not working'?

This was the best trailer yet and still looks like shit. There's no saving this movie.

There are constant references to youtube, amazon, and one to reddit (Im sorry). McCarthy loves wontons, Jones is kinda funny but definitely just sassy funny stereotyped. McKinnon is gross funny (cue fart noise, “that came from the front”. Wiig is just bland hopeful scientist trying to make sense of her life and wants to bang Hemsworth. Hemsworth was the funniest just being an idiot the whole time but saying he’s hilarious would be an overstatement. Everyone just seems really dumb in this movie along with the plot and no explanation on why the hotel guy said “CHOOSE YOUR FORM”. Is there a connection to Gozer? gatekeepers? keymasters? They don’t talk about any of that except vaguely at the end when Jone’s hears Zuul on the tape and Rowan briefly mentions the 4th cataclysm in the subway to her

The ghosts do look neon bright (although not all of them were finished in this version), there is no grit, IT IS LIKE BAD SNL COMEDY with a bad cast that tries WAY too hard to be funny. There’s more ghost puking with McCarthy projectile vomiting while possessed. The Ecto 2 is a motorcycle that does nothing. The music is generic and unmemorable. It isn’t shot well either, lacks flow and seems pretty damn awkward.

What video game is this?

No, you ain't. She's also the only reasonably funny one in the cast

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So the logo is the endboss? I can imagine them saying "and then they fight the ghostbusters ghost!". Wouldnt surprise me if they didnt even saw the original

Couple of nostalgic things i kinda liked:

When Bill Murray is a skeptic on the news it shows the old building Sigourney Weaver lived in, in the background. Slimer first appears coming out of a hotdog stand. Some of the buildings, their facades fall and break like in the old movie. Hemsworth growls at a cop with glowing eyes just like Rick Moranis did in ghosbusters 1. Thats about it???

If you watch Angry Joe’s review of the Trailer he is spot on. The jokes are very lame and this movie is a complete joke. There’s really nothing serious happening and nothing is scary. The dialogue is horrible, cheesy, and loaded with slapstick and side comments that ruin any tension in the film. I wanted this movie to be good cause I’m a big GB fan, but this is a fiasco. The GGB’s literally were saved by a firetruck tow cable. I can’t believe the old cast agreed to cameos in this movie.

It is ghost vomit. Any other questions about the movie I’ll answer since I haven’t included everything I remembered from the film.