Sup Forums what is wrong with me?

Sup Forums what is wrong with me?
i want to kill myself but i dont know why
i have no problems in life and everything is fine but for some reason i am not happy
>not virgin
>have alot of good friends
>have loving family
>good grades
>not poor
why am i not happy Sup Forums?

You all know exactly why I'm not happy. You just place other peoples happiness over mine

i dont understand what you mean user

Probably just depression. You don't need a reason to be depressed.

ur a faggot

I can help. Give me your gf's number and the healing can start.

You're depressed. See a doctor/therapist.

Therapist = The rapist, don't do it

Have you considered becoming a slut for large black gang members? You'd love it.

>ur
you're an uneducated fuck that doesn't know how to spell.

Did you subconsciously realises the pointlessness of human existance?

You were forced to suck your dads dick from age 4 to 11. Now you can only orgasm when an older male is choking you.

  
 
  
    
  
 
  
  
    
      
        
    
  
  
     
    
        
    
        
      
  
  
                
        
    
      
    
      
    
      
  
      
  
  
    
    
    

Kys

i would the only thing holding me back is my family i wouldnt want them to go trough that

>
what did he mean by this?

How did you know, you sly user you.

They don't care if you do or not OP.

Depression you dingus.

>not virgin
>have alot of good friends
>have loving family
>good grades
>not poor

Because you're a fucking normie and you SHOULD feel sad

they do care my parents love me and i love them

It's obvious because you come on /b for a sense of fulfillment in your life.

the solution to your problem OP

how do you get depressed for no reason?

wait... dad

user pls

Their life ended the day they accidentally had you. You'd be setting them free to follow their desires actually

>via 9gag

Get in here and sucky sucky boy

because you're a pussy
kill self

i was not an accident they actually wanted to have me

Cause you're ungrateful fuck

Exactly, either that or have sex with groups of large black men. Post pics

Okay pops... I'll be right there

See a doctor, you might have clinical depression. It is not your fault, it happens. Also remember you only know happiness because you know what sadness is. If you were 'happy' all the time you would just 'be' and would be flat, we all have ups and downs. Chin up mate, and don't spend too much time here, it aint the best place to feel better about the world, go look at some pictures of fluffy kittens or something silly.

No, they wanted a good son to be proud of. Got screwed over and had you instead.

maybe op needs to go somewhere else...like volunteer yourself to go to Mars. it will be unique experience

Kek, user is sucking his dads dick right now.

kek they actually are proud of me and this is another reason why i dont understand my sadness

Spend more time in natural daylight, take vitamin B

It's a chemical imbalance.
something in the brain isn't quite firing off or a receptor is burned out can be caused by an overload of good feels

...

They're proud you are wise enough to end it, for you and them.

and being choked

or choking on his dads balls

no motivation, all you gotta do is geta bunch of A E S T H E T I C like those vids with chill music and some appealing chill video and just enjoy all the things in the world u can, try new things, get a new style

Because you're on Sup Forums. Simple.

you're bored, do a flip faggot

Hell no, no one said he got to orgasm, just his dad.

No, user, you have it all wrong. Choking on his dick and being suffocated with his hands.

he was a wise man

...

He was a monkey not capable of thought on his own

how to cure depression
have a wank to the most kinkyest shit you can find, something you've always wanted to do ( your kink)

get a tinder or go up to a 6/10-7/10 and start talking get to know eachother, dont be an idiot and go for a 9 or 10 they wont help, they know they are pretty and will bend you over just to lick her shoes

go on craigslist or somewhere you can buy a shitty beaten up car, your local wreckers maybe, get a solid bat and let out all emotions. just go ape shit crazy on the car until you feel better.

DO NOT self harm, it makes you an attention seeking whore and your given the scares to show how much of one you are

if this doesnt work go get some anti depressants, put a skittle in your pill schedule so you have something to smile about everyday so

Stop faping.. When u watch porn or fap u fuking ypur hormons lvl badlt... Nofap 4 days u will feel like a lion

Fuck pills and fuck psychiatrists(only because more than half of them just watch the clock during your sessions and then give you some pills to numb or suppress the feeling rather than solving it) I'm in a similar situation seeing as I know my life could be a lot worse and it isn't yet I still feel like a garbage man minus the pay and benefits and double the trash. I think for me it's the smaller things I have to focus on. If I try to get too big picture I become overwhelmed and shutdown so I think it's all about taking it one step at a time. Sounds cliche and corny but truly the only way for me to be happy is to live in the moment so maybe it's the same for you. I hope you feel better about everything buddy.

because Harambe is dead

op here i aint taking no drugs or pills fuck that

solution

Harambe was a child molester that listened to Dr Dre

Finger your ass

i think he faked his death cause his twitter is still active

Post pics

Missin harambe too i see

You forget, over the course of two decades he molested 37 kids

OP I figured it out. Did you molest your niece.

Maybe because your internet speed too slow.
Fuck isp providers! They are scums.
>be me, live in lte zone
>still need to force lte on my gadgets just so my smartass+bipolar isp provider won't change the signal randomly

Sounds like you're just a whiny bitch. Try being appreciative of what you have. Maybe go volunteer some time helping those less fortunate than you and absolve yourself of your menstrual cramps.

Because you are retarded as fuck as it seems

Good call OP fuck that shit.

op here i actually considered this i wanted to join the YPG in syria

my god the burn is real

Hell, make a real difference, join ISIS

The herps?

fuck isis may they all rot in hell

What if Isis is right?

They are

well then beat my sister and stone an infidel that would blow my mind

Or, how about you get stoned and your sister blows your dick. Think about it user.