My sister keeps stealing my phones and dropping them on the ground for her music videos...

My sister keeps stealing my phones and dropping them on the ground for her music videos. This is the 2nd phone she has broken this year.

How do i get back at her, Sup Forums?

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ITT: Children who live with their parents.

By getting a job and a real phone and moving the fuck out like an adult

>2016 not being a neet yet
wtf are youeven doing with your life`´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´

>"hey sis, just need to borrow your phone for a sec."
*drops phone*
>"woops sorry. nevermind you've broke my phones in the past we can just call it evens now"

Beat off into her clean panties and put them back

Punch your sister in the head and tell your mother she tried to seduce you. Stick to your story.

Remember when Megan Turi made Sup Forums almost implode?

what the hell even happened to her? were nudes ever found or something?

Have sex with her.

Yeah cause I'm sure thier rents aren't paying for this bs

here's her porn

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Steal her phone, post nudes of her

Haha i have a good one. Just kill her :)

Steal her phone destroy, dismantle or sell it.
Wait until she gets a new one.
Repeat.

that's edgy

literally a better body

if she uses eyedrops put hot sauce in it

...

Rape

you know what to do

Doing it wrong. The correct way to be a NEET is to aquire autism bux and a cheap small apartment. You are just leeching off your parents and likely underage.

seduce her until sex in her bed
then while at it,
slowly pickup steal her phone under her pillows

that way you can sell her phone and you can buy a new one for yourself

*don't forget to stream it

Just take her phone... use it if you can... if not break it for your own "video" just stomp the fuck out of it. While saying my dirty slut sister keeps using my phone... now it's full of my little ponies... or put hers in toilet water.... used toilet water... either it will be broken or fuckin gross.

How does one get neet bux?

wait a sec.......

this would be underage. fuck.

Shit into her shoes.

...

Fuck her ass

Twice

fuck off

Just kill her

>subtle nudes request
oh user you keep being you

put it in her ass

this is not your sister
this thread is full of newfags