How smart is Sup Forums really?

How smart is Sup Forums really?

Seeing as how you didn't specify a time frame I'd just help them both up one at a time.
>inb4 you can't

jump

save the daughter first because she is lighter and cant hold on as long and will only take a few seconds to save then save the wife

too lazy to draw something myself but bumping for potential keks

Rescue daughter, then fuck her.

Save wife, make new daughter.

Save daughter, make new daughter with daughter.

easiest solution
or
Daughter becomes wife makes new daughter and the cycle of life continues

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Remind wife that she is a strong independent woman who don't need no man, and that I love and respect her too much to pull her up when she can obviously do it herself with her equal-to-any-man upper body strength. Then save daughter.

2easy

/thread

i would do the same but let the daughter grab the dick

Harmonica?

I SAVE NEITHER!

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE DAUGHTER
HAVE BROWN HAIR?!

THAT'S NOT MY KID! THAT SLUT CHEATED ON ME

You obviously know nothing of genetics.

it is an instrument
(it isn't practical for sex btw)

>implying all anons have red hair

i'm not a soulless faggot OP

My dutch vocabulary just screwed me over.

We call this a harmonica

appearently english speeking people call it a melodeon

Accordion

Make wife fall off, then make daughter think it's her fault. Daughter runs away and get's raised by 2 homeless gay men, and you become king of the skyscraper. 18 years later, daughter comes back and pushes you off the top of the skyscraper, and she becomes Queen of it

what is that ball on the left pic? Is that his huge butt?

>fold up
>harmonica
Wrong instrument user

>fold up like harmonica
>harmonica

Wait, so what do you call an actual harmonica? The little rectangular one you play with your mouth

Call 911 obviously. Let the professionals handle this. I am a simple office worker.

just because you bitches are too weak to fold up a harmonica?

nah hes right, its a melodion. similar but different, and basically unused in most places

Mondharmonica => "mouth-harmonica"

The other one is a trekharmonica => "Pull(ing)-harmonica"

well, you saved your family, but you're still a nigger

>fold up like harmonica

this

Grandpa Daddy!

What skyscraper?

Fold up like an accordion? XD

All these crackers don't even have the strenght to fold a harmonica, smh this is why niggas will always beat yo ass

>red hair
>white face
>black dick

what the fuck happened there

I teleport them to the top. You didn't say we couldn't use super powers.

Same in German with Mundharmoika and Ziehharmonika

Ha kankerneuker

bitch cheated on me, this isn´t my daughter look at the hair. both get rekt

/thread

Heeft je ma baarmoederhalskanker?
Dan ben ik een kankerneuker

>single-handedly turns thread into language comparison thread

>Ginger Male
>Blonde female
>Brunette daughter

Correct me if im wrong but wouldnt genetics make it impossible for the daughter to have brown hair? Im genuinely curious now.


Also Id kill my hot wife and marry my daughter because lolis

Wrong. Mundharmonika=Fotznhobel

u can get your haircolour from your grandparents

Nopr.
Would be possible because of recessive genes.
Genes can be "hidden" for a few generations and show up again after a while.

Wasn't my intention, but you're welcome

Huh, well that makes more sense than what we call them in english, since they both make sound the same way

i'm more interested in the pre-story to this pic. How did that situation even come to be???

>go down the stairs
>go home

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>harmonica
You mean an accordion?

Kek

O my fuck dude

You might want to read the rest of this thread

You might want to shut your GODDAMNED MOUTH.

You better realize who the fuck you're talking to real fucking quick.

If I shut my mouth how can I play my harmonica?

since the daughter isn't hot..

ginger neckbeard

Using your butthole.

how do you know she can't hold on longer, if she's younger wouldn't she possible have more strengh and energy? stop making assumptions faggot

Nothing. I will still live if they die. Simple

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Looks like a pretty short skyscraper, I'd just let em fall

Kek

OH OH I KNOW WHAT TO DO!
>jumps off

Use a waterfall of shit

>Let them both fall
>Collect life insurance
>Sue skyscraper owner
>Be rich
>Find a new wife
>Make a new kid
Seriously how the fuck did they manage to get into that situation?
Anyone that retarded deserves what they had comming to them.

I jump off, hoping to survive, back up so I can see both sides clearly and laugh while I watch.

>fold up like harmonica

Too bad you'll die alone because you're socially maladaptive

>let them both fall off
>sweep up the pool of intestines and bones
>fuck the piled up result

05,09,13,29,50, 19

Take out life insurance!

Help daughter then wife. Wife's more likely to last longer.

Come to turns with the situation, grief for a couple month than enjoy my new found bachelorhood

>Like harmonica

More importantly

> wait till US needs to invade another country
> elegantly step off the roof seconds before it hits the ground

If videogames taught me anything

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why did the ginger turn into a jap?

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you keep a gun in your anus?

save daughter, make many new sexy wives with daughter.

shitty parent

>harmonica

Vanilla ice is better

this is america. we keep guns everywhere ;)

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Did not expect

Women are equal to men they don't need my help

>harmonica

This guy gets it.

>wife can produce new daughters
>daughter can't produce new wifes
I think the case's solved Sup Forumsros

...but the daughter can produce new wifes