Eternal /got/ general

implying you wouldnt let her tip those fucking braziers and have her lose water weight for the effort

>in recent years, it has occured to me from time to time that it might have made for an interesting twist if instead I had made the dragonlords of Valyria... and therefore the Targaryens... black. - GRRM

My queen

Promise me, Ned

That just looks plain uncomfortable.

first for grrm and gaben being the same person

NEW THREAD

>[His mercenaries bring GRRM forward and make him kneel in front of D.B.]
>D.B.: Identify yourself to the world.
>[holds microphone in front of GRRM, as if he is conducting a news interview]
>GRRM : George R. R. Martin, author of Game of Thrones: The books.
>D.B.: And what... what is this?
>GRRM : It's a... notepad with brief ending of the books.
>D.B.: And who is capable of putting that stuff together?
>GRRM : Only me.
>D.B.: Only you. Thank you, Martin.
>[snaps GRRM's neck. Bookfags scream in terror]

OP, why did you make and post this thread early?

Is it autism?

>pound me, Ned

WE

>Jaime sat alone at the table while the shadows crept across the room. As dusk began to settle, he lit a candle and opened the White Book to his own page. Quill and ink he found in a drawer. Beneath the last line Ser Barristan had entered, he wrote in an awkward hand that might have done credit to a six-year-old being taught his first letters by a maester:
>Defeated in the Whispering Wood by the Young Wolf Robb Stark during the War of the Five Kings. Held captive at Riverrun and ransomed for a promise unfuffilled. Captured again by the Brave Companions, and maimed at the word of Vargo Hoat their captain, losing his sword hand to the blade of Zollo the Fat. Returned safely to King’s Landing by Brienne, the Maid of Tarth.
>When he was done, more than three-quarters of his page still remained to be filled between the gold lion on the crimson shield on top and the blank white shield at the bottom. Ser Gerold Hightower had begun his history, and Ser Barristan Selmy had continued it, but the rest Jaime Lannister would need to write for himself. He could write whatever he chose, henceforth.
>Whatever he chose...

Show > muh books

>I really wish Michael Moorcock wasn't suing the shit out of me for my blatant plagerism

WE WUZ DRAGONZ AND SHIET

You dishonoured me Ned.

WUZ

Reminder that this board is Sup Forums and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.

Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -


Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant


Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.

Here is where you goofs belong -

I bet you are the showfag that keeps whining about people who read the books

I like Stannis for the most part and this guy is an idiot, but I feel like he has a point. The problem with Stannisfaggotry is that you guys exaggerate his importance and suck him off to a point it practically derails all rational discission about the show, it turns the threads into a circlejerk about that particular character and actor that adds no actual value to the threads anymore than the autism over Maisie, Jon, posting random actresses and all the other shitposting.

Even back in Season 3 and most of 4 it made little sense because Stannis was isolated to his little storyline of brooding in a boring castle, which even Liam, Carice and Stephen themselves got fucking sick of. Getting excited for his role to rescue the wall and attack the Boltons makes sense, or his future prospects in The Winds of Winter, that I can totally get behind.

But then Dumb and Dumber threw a curveball at us and shat all over his character in Season 5 by having him burn Shireen and killing him off, and George is nowhere near releasing the next book at this point. So we're at a point this season where the Stannisfaggotry is not only annoying but contributes absolutely nothing to these threads anymore until George makes a new announcement about the book releasing. It just becomes threads discussions of delusions of grandeur about what Stannis MIGHT achieve in the books or people behaving deliberately dense as if it wasn't obvious a year ago he was dead on the show, and part of that board culture with nothing of value to discuss is precisely the reason /got/ got banned before Season 6 started up again. Because we're supposed to he discussing Season 6, not just jerking off Dillane and Stannis.

I echo the other user and suggest you go here if you're a Stannisfag and don't want to discuss the show

bost mor best grill

>yfw you realise the books are utter shit and that its the show that made GOT such a success and the books are boring as fuck compared to the show

Official Lyanna /got/ casting

God-tier
>Cordy
>Bridget Regan
>Roach

Bretty gud -tier
>Kaya Scodelario
>Adelaide Kane
>Rachel Hurd-wood
>Katie Mcgrath
>Young JenCon
>Zathura-Kstew

Shit tier
>Sasha Gray
>Jessica Brown "Dick Mic' Findlay
>Stoya

>drinking your own piss

>being a showpleb

If that had been the case then Viserys would have literally been We wuz kings: the character

Attention booktards: here's your thread. This is a show thread.

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Based D&D
Best show ever

making a thread 5 posts early is apparently more autistic than complaining that a thread is 5 posts early

>yfw you realize 95% of the people bitching about the show only read the books in the first place because of HBO

At that 5% are just delusional fools who have been waiting too long for the series to finish.

>the show
>interesting
Pick one.

This showpleb copypasta is growing on me. It perfectly shows the autism of showfaggots.

it's the unoriginal friendless autist with filthy underpants!

>Promise me Ned

Angry showplebs please go back to r/asoiaf

>gaben - produces patches and content on a regular basis, focused, fit, has produced a son
>grrm - incapable of finishing anything, moments from death, absent-minded, flabby, impotent

gg mid no gank

Hi showpleb. It is almost time for mom to bring your tendies?

Boring, uninspired, vanilla pornstar.

who triggered Bradamite?

Back to /lit/, you now have a thread there. Why don't you go there? Afraid of the bullies?

Would you suck Emilia's pretty feet?

But this is our general. You have to go back.

I bet none of the bookfags here will dare to post on that thread

loras! highgarden!

the show would get good after the metaphorical cyvasse game in episode 4, though.

>Making a thread while still on page 1
>making it early

Yes, that is more autistic than complaining about it

agree with this post

Nah this is a TV board. Don't be so afraid of the bullies, kid!

Would do a lot more then that

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE CASTING.
Lyanna doesn't die before the GoT events.

Who plays her in S1? (doesn't need to be as old as Sean Bean, but should be at least 35-40 ).

Why would they? All ASOIAF discussion belongs here. If you dont like it. You can go back where you came from.

then why are you here? :^)

Who got 'em

weeeeeeeeeeew

>whining about people watching a TV show on a TV board
>accusing others of autism

pick one

Nice. No wait, no what a waste :^(

Gaben:

>Single handily saved an entire industry
>Still updates his products to keep them fresh
>Is waiting for 4K VR to be mainstream before releasing his ultimate masterpiece
>Has a family

GRRM
>Sold out his own works to a bunch of hacks
>Will never, ever finish his most important series
>Infertile, and only has a wife because she finally agreed to marry him after 30 years because she wanted to secure a cut of that HBO blood money

*Triggered Sadness*
Just remembered she is dying.
Why you gotta remind me, user.

Bridget Regan, dumbass

Cause I'm not gonna add to the autism by making a new one and causing thread wars

This is /got/. This is how its always been. This is how it will always be :)

They are afraid of the bullies, they make them feel inferior.

I am from here. you are the crybabies who came here because /lit/ bullies yu

What he should have done is made the Valyrians a "race lost to time", like what Milius did with Thulsa Doom in Conan the Barbarian.

Gaben:
>Will never fucking finish episode 3

GRRM
>Will never fucking finish asoiaf

feels the same to me

woah! sure is thread wars here :^)

until we get a mod that will start to ban you shitposting bookfags

>whining about ASOIAF discussion in a ASOIAF thread

Dont get so triggered if someone brings up the books.

Bradamite literally trying to force a war with /lit/

Nearly as embarrassing as Jon autist

of course!

already doin it m8

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Exactly. GOT = Game of Thrones, the name of the TV show and only one book, ASOIAF is the name of the book series. Pay more attention next time, kid!

KHALOREESI

BREAKER OF CHAIRS

>guys my life is meaningless so I need to seek attention by trying to bait people so they give me (You)s

do the world a favor and kill yourself

>>Will never fucking finish episode 3
100% true.

Because Episode 3 has been abandoned, it is now full on Half Life 3. Coming with the maturation of VR.

>Will never fucking finish asoiaf

This is true. But it's because he's a lazy fuck who let the series get away from him.

No you aren't faggot. If you were, you'd know that books discussion has always been here.

Evie is dying? what?

Are you acting retarded on purpose? I just said I didn't make a new thread so there WOULDN'T be thread wars you dumbshit

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Promise me, Ned.

look at the top again. Does it say /asoif/ general or /got/ general?

>projecting
Back to /lit/, kid!

Who gives a fuck, /lit/ is one of the worst fucking boards anyway

only shitposting here is from buttblasted showplebs

Is a prime example of showpleb shitposting.

You have to go back

so you wanted to be OP but somebody beat you to it? top kek

checked D:

is this your first day here?

Book threads there get deleted because this cancerous shithole leaks over and waifu posting gets the thread burned.

There used to be lit thread on asoiaf but when the show went into production that shit showed up and the thread started getting deleted constantly.

Its says /got/. Which means everything is welcome here. Dont like it? Downvote it newfriend :)

It's Bradamite sperging out because he got banned

When you think about it, its really an excellent thing that there are no black characters in GoT and all that equality bullshit. Sure, its women instead, but except Dany not even other main female characters are so super powerful. Cersei is a dumb cunt depending upon men completely and was paraded naked through the streets, Arya is a kid on a path thats all but easy and unflattering, Brienne is ugly, awkward and tall and was constantly made fun of, she can only fight basically, others get raped or killed, Sansa barely stopped being a gentle meek girl and started speaking up for herself, otherwise I wouldn't say she is powerful in any way at all, there's only Sand Snakes who are so obviously strong womyn that it doesnt even count. Yara is powerful, but it makes sense that she is given her circumstances and all. I don't think she is powerful in a bad way. The only thing you can wish for this show is to not have female characters at ALL which would be even worse, but I don't think the problem is having somewhat not even strong, but somewhat capable (in some cirumstances) women. Although Id say Dany really takes the cake of utter stupidity when it comes to overdoing it, others are alright.

very nice.

/got/. We only discuss the first book in the series.
Been at it for 6 years now.

If you could be:

King/Queen of the Seven Kingdoms
King/Queen in the North
King/Queen of the Iron Islands
King/Queen-Beyond-The-Wall
Khal/Khaleesi
Sealord of Braavos
Sword of the Morning
Warden of the North
Prince That Was Promised/Azor Ahai
Stallion Who Mounts The World
Lord of a House
Maester
Master in Slaver's Bay
Unsullied
Dothraki screamer
Man of the Night's Watch
Wildling
White Walker
Sparrow
Son of the Harpy


What would you be?

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it's a TV board you dumb cunt. everyone is a "showpleb"

She looks like a fucking sociopath.

Doesn't mean its a good thing. Maiseposter was here until last season, doesnt mean that was a good thing. Now go back to /lit/

this is so fucking petty

>but the cool kidz are always OP, I want to be OP i want it! :(