Do you get I.D'd if you order something from McDonalds at age 14...

Do you get I.D'd if you order something from McDonalds at age 14? My brother wants to know not me and he is bringing some 12-13 year old friends with him

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is this a fucking joke

Is this a ylyl thread user, fucking kek

No

>implies that he is 14 years of age

MOOOODDDDSSSSSSS

Yeah dude you do. If you get a 20 Chicken Nugget you have to do a background check.

Mods!

Yes they will ID you so make sure you bring your fakes

Go play outside young man and do not come to Sup Forums again.

Last time I went to McDonald's I walked out with a 20 piece mcnuggets and $30 profit because the cashier fucked up

when i tryed to order a big mac they made me give them my name and addrees but i said no and the police had to cum :/

>walk to Micky D's
>hungry as hell all day
>all ready to pay and everything
>"can I see I'd?"
>forgot id at home
>OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IM SO FUCKED
>they call the police
>try to run
>they catch up to me and take me
>now I'm a fucking felon for the rest of my life

If you don't have your ID you can show them your penis inspection form

>With "friends"
>They all get hungry and decide they want to go to McDonalds
>Haven't got the nerve to tell them I don't have an ID
>We go in and I just keep telling myself "haha don't worry, they won't ask"
>It's my turn to order
>"C-can I have a cheese burger and large fries please?"
>"Certainly sir. That will be $4.50. If I could just see some ID we'll be all good!"
>I freeze for a moment
>I just turn around and start casually walking out of the place
>I can hear my friends shouting "user, where are you going?"
>Evolve my walk into a slow jog when I get outside and run through the bushes and go home

Are you fucking retarded

>Pull up at McDonalds drive through, quite a busy day
>Give the lady my order
>Pull up at the next window
>"We're just going to need to see some ID sir."
>Fumble with my wallet to get my ID
>Notice the woman starting to laugh at me
>Drop my ID on the floor near the peddles
>I say "S-sorry" and then floor it and drive out of there

I have never been more humiliated in my entire life

>Go into McDonalds
>Ask for a quarter pounder
>"Ok sir, if you would please just verify your Facebook account"
>She points to a fucking QR code on the back of the register
>Try to play it cool and get out my phone, despite not having a FB account
>Read the QR code
>"Facebook: Please log in to continue"
>I look up at her and she's just giving me a blank stare
>Tell her I forgot something and I'll be back in just a second
>Walk out
>Never come back

I believe if your not of at least 14 years of age, McDonalds has the right to give you a judo chop with every meal. Most of them no longer do this as the smirk is much easier.

You only get ID'd for products requiring an age retriction
Paint, permenant markers, strng glues, certian chemicals and solvents, ammo, firearms, tabacco products, alcohol, porn, and so on

Food can be bought by anyone.
Although, Business reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
Sometimes food chains near a school are in agreement not to serve children by themselves at certian times to cut back on truancy.

kek

Also there shoulnt be a restriction for anyone attempting to by condoms

This thread is stealing my sides

Are there!?!?

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I don't believe there are any, but a more conservative store might opt to refuse your business.

And these people want $15 an hour. It's funny, honestly.

This shit needs to be capped

Everyone is laughing at you but this will be the reality of the Democrats take control of the country.

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>14 year olds with IDs

are you legally retarded? how do people like you function in everyday life?

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>am illegal immigrant
>to go fatty American fast food Mac Ronalds
>heard it's cheap
>order couple burgers from value menu
>"alright sir just gonna need to see some sort of ID"
>I was actually wondering if I could work here cause I can flip burgers
>your hired
>15$ an hour
>no form of ID required to flip burgers

you am an faggot user

>skip school to go to the donalds
>two hottest sluts with me
>we get all the way to the mckingdom before i realize my phone is dead
>i sweat bullets as their hot teen bodies order from the kiosk
>they giggle while the kiosk confirms their identity
>im up, the whole restaurant is watching
>...uh can i have a 20 piece nuggy with a small fry?
>the girls giggle, "on a diet user?"
>i ignore them, i'm too focused on whats about to happen
>"please swipe phone now"
>i look over to the girls
>uh...hey my phone is dead....can i use yours?
>the entire restaurant bursts out laughing
>one of the girls feels bad for me and hands her phone over
>"it'll never work user...."
>I swipe the phone and prepare my body
>"CONFIRMING IDENTITY PLEASE STAND STILL"
>i never remembered it being this loud
>as the kiosk extends its hand, i shift my body at the last second
>the kiosk rigorously fingers my asshole
>the restaurant's laughs turn into disgust
>my dick is hard
>"ERROR, TRYING AGAIN"
>i can't take it, the finger is going deeper
>the knuckles keep brushing against my prostate
>i cum in front of the whole store
>"CONFIRMED, HERE IS YOUR FOOD"
>my nuggets were cold but i was too embarrassed to get a refund
>fucking gamestop

I just choked on my fucking soda holy kek

It's crazy man you are only allowed to order a maximum of 60 nuggets in one store but unlimited fries like what

this thread is bait he posted it before u fucking idiots ur all worse than OP

NO FUN ALLOWED

MODS BAN

He is not 14 lmao its for his brother

what's it like being this new?

Murica

Yes, this is the 3rd time I've seen this dumbass thread in 2 days.

I got fucked the other day because i wanted a Big Mac and i lost my I.D. they still wouldnt sell to me, even though im 32 and have a full beard.

Shit tier pasta. Shit tier bait.

By law you are only aloud to by the happy meals if you don't carry a piece of ID. You also have to be escorted by Ronald Mcdonald since you are a minor and have to sit on his lap.

>walk into mcdonalds
>stand in line for 2 mc chicken
>prepare for my turn in line
>heavy breathing
>walk up to the counter
>"how can i help you"
>brain freeze
>cant think
>burning feeling inside, cant feel my face anymore.
>can hear giggles behind me
>almost piss my pants run away.
>never came back there again.
>moved to a new state.

>implying Trump wouldn't love such an idea

>your

And that's all you'll ever do.

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree like I committed some sort of faux pas.

You did in the thread you posted yesterday. You'll probably get I'd in the thread you post tomorrow too.

Are you actually fucking retarded? Wtf are you gonna buy at McDonalds that would require an ID?

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She never asked to see your ID? Lucky.

I've done this. Can confirm it works. Good thing I had my trapper keeper with me.

You know what she want, don't you user? She wanted your penis. Inside. Her vagina.

>kids can't buy permanent markers and glues in Murica

we ain't talking sharpie and elmers glue here, user. we're talking industrial grade metal glue and permanent markers that can take a week to fade from the skin.