>be me
>chef
>cool 30 rare steaks per day
>bored
>same easy procedure
>got a gf
>want to cook something good for her dad
>want to make juicy well done
how do I make a good well done so her dad will give me the thumbs up to missionary his daughter all night long?
If you were a real chef, you would know your steaks gotta be dry aged 30 days and most importantly, if the dad wants his steak well done, this father doesn't deserve your respect.
some chef you are
Well done is the cancer of steaks...but if you have to, I've heard that soaking it in warm water (or cloudy cider) for a few hours helps.
You're a line cook bro it's cool though
You're not a chef then.
>juicy well done
>how do I make a good well done
You aren't a chef. If u were you'd know that what u asked doesn't exist
truth
i dont want to be the type of pleb that can only make rare steaks I need a challenge
something that will really impress him
just cook it for longer faggot
What kind of place do you work that only has you cooking rare steaks?
thats what the media wants you to believe
Put over fire til it turns brown like your underwear
'Chef' asking on Sup Forums for advice.
Folding pizza boxes for 2.50 an hour doesnt qualify as cooking experience
Here's your (You)
If this is the kind of man that wants his stesk well done, just remind him. "Hey, pops. At leas I'm not a NIGGER."
steakhouse
the customers there are all edgelords that think
rare=good
funny thing is like a month ago we got this edgy call about a guy saying he got sick cause of it, but the next time he came he ordered blue rare.
Daddy?
If this is the kind of man that wants his steak well done, just remind him. "Hey, pops. At least I'm not a NIGGER."
You should be in that pussy ass soon as he puts ketchup on the steak and downs it with some Hamm's or Olympia beers
no, her dad only likes super rare and I wanna make him a great well done to expand his horizons and daughter.
sous vide
you want to "expand his horizons" to something you're unfamiliar with
4/10
i know how to steak, i just need a quick tip bro
youre not helping
How about a medium then, because that's a "juicy well-done"
You CAN do it, but it must be higher grade beef with more marbling. Even US Prime might not cut it, but some Japanese A-AAAAA grade beef will work...just have to pay through nose for it.
>Here's your (You)
Here is your autism.
If he likes them super rare then he sound like an anal retentive Trump fan that secretly wanks to Hillary and Palin. Super rare to where the cow is still kicking makes me think this guy is a bear of a man and difficult to please aside from his vast porn collection and constant watching of the outdoors network
Question : What spirits and beer does he enjoy?
buahahahahah!
your autism>effell tower
some microbrewery shit
You sound like a Bud Light fag
I work in an upmarket/fine dining steakhouse; Every chef would agree that the temperature medium well and beyond ruins the steak, no matter the quality, cut or cooking process.
this guy isn't a chef and he isn't looking for advice, this is just a steak doneness bait thread. sage.
All of you idiots should stop caring so much what other people eat for fucks sake.
So I wasn't the only one to think that was an autismal toss.
lol you've put so much effort into making it easier for an b/\tard to lick his dad-in-law ass. I respect your sacrifice.
Aside form him liking his steaks more bloody than I'd recommend for quality, I'd say forget trying to please the dad and just focus on doing your own thing.
I'm starting to wonder if you really wanna bang his daughter or if you wanna get slathered up in deer piss and have a stag night with him
No, even worse. He drinks Heniken
Just give him a beef jerky, same thing.
Seer both sides, high heat. Lower temp, add water, cover until finished.
This. Stupid fuck calling yourself a chef. Check your privilege
Wrong
Uh, option A. Pan sear for color, bake it the rest of the way. Option B. Grill that bitch till its charcoal.
Either way that meat is gonna be ruined.
You say "edgy" waaaay too much and it makes you look like a faggot.
Found the shitheel food snob that should be force fed McDonald's until they love it or die.
Fucking this. There are two possibilities here, A- that fuck has shit taste and doesn't deserve your respect, or B- he has been raised eating well done meat and just doesn't know any better if its A then make real steaks for everyone else and serve him a pack of jerky and if it's B then make him a real steak and blow his mind so much he'll let you do it in her butt
Fuck you retard.
I'd try brining it and then sous vide.
Probably will retain a bit of more liquid.
Or cook the steak MR, slice it, and flash the color out of it under the salamander (or torch) to give the appearance of a well done steak.
>Juicy
>Well done
Pick one
dish him up a rare, when he complains tell him to grow the fuck up
Agreed, rare is for men looking to compensate for something and well done is for pussies. Medium rare/medium well is the only real way to eat a steak, especially if it's grilled, gets the perfect flavor all the way through
You are a line cook, I agree with that. You should cool your jets on the chef speak.
Only certain meats can be cooked rare and still be edible. There are plenty of beef cuts you can cook well done that are better that way. Flank steak is great well done. Braised items like shortribs are both well done and tender and juicy.
My suggestion is something like a Vaca Frita. It is a cuban style of cooking meat twice and works well with flank steak. You slow braise the flank steak in a cilantro and garlic flavored liquid, then cool it in the liquid. At service you season it and sear it again, slice and serve. it is great
Found the poorfag
You should try my leg of lamb chops with fresh clove, cumin, rosemary, salt & pepper
seared low covered for 5 minutes on each side.
Or my sourdough crusted opakapaka stuffed with garlic and capers.
The ironic thing is, I used to bow hunt my own deer in the Pacific Northwest. Backstrap venison was always my favorite and now I'm raw vegan for 6 years. I'm not nazi about it but anybody is a fool to think that food hasn't changed in the last 20 years. Enjoy your UmeriKKAn ameriFAT poison food and rounds of chemo while I'm 185 lbs sipping coconuts and surfing 10 ft waves in Hawaii.
I eat my steaks blue and i order fish raw because i have a predator vore/gore fetish and eating raw meat around my friend makes us happy if you know what im sayin
you say faggot, you are gay
chump
Kill yourself.
no u
chimp
Retard.
u are probably the edgy boy that called
suck on that Madelyn
Lol no but keep using your favorite autistic buzzword. Retard.
OK, dickhole.
Here is the procedure.
1. Torch sear the outside of steak that has rested at room temperature for at least 3 hours.
2. Place steak on a grill at 250 for 2 hours. Every half hour, use a spray bottle to spray a half and half mixture of beer and apple cider vinegar.
3. Serve delicious juicy well done steak.
4. Stop being a faggot.
i'll try your sourdough, faggot
i bet you are this boy, you must be, he talked the same way as you did, the more you tried to explain to him the more dumb his responses were.
This boy (you) often ordered sirloin rare and made 2 bites and said it was good and was full, then took a napkin and covw+ered his mouth to spit the meat out.
Always asked for a 2 chair table and always ate alone.
How are you doing boy you coming again soon?
You are autistic.
I have had my arms elbow deep in bloody meat while pan searing back strap medallions. Pacific Northwest here.
edgy boy confirmed.
Autistic.
pls come again soon its always so funny
not that user, but maybe he was a vegetarian or something new-age and faggy like that. but secretly likes to shove a big piece of meat in his fruity little mouth every now and then. he seem like that type of faggot to you?
Autistic.
Only steak i ever had that was still juicy at well done was a $50 Wagu steak, so I'm pretty sure a better cut will help your chances
maybe i dunno ask him
>His autistic little mind still doesn't get it.
Go spam "das le edgy" in some other threads, maybe you'll feel better.
Depends on if the animal was killed or caught with drugs and eaten alive while still moaning?
Do any of you niggers even cook?
>If he likes them super rare then he sound like an anal retentive Trump fan
It's well known that Trump likes his steaks burnt to fuck so this is even funnier
Sure is reddit here.
>mfw tendies in the oven rn
one time this boy ordered some classy af wine and a girl came up to him asking if the seat was taken, the waitress said she heard him speak french, but the girl only wanted the chair.
Fatty as fuck flank steak. Like the shit you'd hesitate to feed your dog.
All that fat renders down and if you rest it properly and make sure to spoon the drippings back over it it can actually be pretty tasty.4
Source: my whole family likes ruined steak so I had to figure out a way to cook it that even I would be able to eat. Literally the sight of med rare steak makes my mom lose her appetite so I couldn't even cook mine the way I wanted. It's so fucking stupid. I stopped cooking for them years ago but that flank steak is still pretty fucking tasty.
Having food that I killed was a completely different experience than getting the shit in supermarkets. I noticed it was clean. I didn't feel like shit after eating it. This is what got me deeper into studying nutrition. I'm from Oregon originally.
Why did you get bloody? I hung my kill up and made a Y cut and let the gravity do the rest? I bet I made packs of wolves pretty happy during those days.
I mean if you need to bash a literally who, and pretend its me you obviously have some serious issues. I mean if it helps, go ahead and rage at a bunch of words I wrote.
Also you're still very autistic.
Low and slow, my nigger.
Low and slow.
Give those tendies my love.
Why do all these cavemen enjoy eating raw fucking steak, I like fine grey all the way through
This guy is a fukken geenious.
...
mhm its NOT you lil buddy, couldnt be :^)
Friend showed up at my house with two deer (still had spots).
Not proud of it, but I butchered those little fuckers in my bathtub.
Real men cook their meat probly nigger
Take that cuck hippie bullshit elsewhere
>mhm its NOT you lil buddy, couldnt be :^)
Kek yeah man its me! Totally.
I bet you're the kinda broke ass nigga that waits for returns of the McRib
May be b8 but get a hanger steak or something with really good marbling. Sear first, however you want. Cook in a sautee pan with melted butter and a little garlic. Keep spooning melted butter over steak for about 8min a side. Not healthy but delicious
Yeah, I wouldnt be too surprised
Skirt steak in Carne asada style. It's the only way OP.
Yup I sure am, bro, whatever you say!
You got a problem with the McRib?
We gonna have words, Nigga.
What the fucking fuck? They out for a drive then hit two deer and say 'Well, these should make good eatin!"
Or did they shot them and not know how to properly field strip them?
"Hey, let's take these over to user's house. He has a huge bathtub & he'll will know what to do!"
I swear, one of the reasons why I left that place was I was tired of the huge belt buckles and the sounds of banjos going off in my ear whenever I would encounter a 'local'.
Holy fuck, Hamm's. I haven't had a Hamm's since I was 14. Damn.
>until theyre lovin' it
ftfy
Fucking fag.
then mind telling me why you keep ordering 50 dollar steak and only eat 2 bites?
Yeah, the only thing that's cheaper, tastes worse and gets you less fucked up than cough medicine