All he needs is Fuller and a 2-liter of Pepsi and it's game over.
Ayden Miller
Kevin needs more prep time. Batman takes this pretty easy.
Evan Lewis
Will anyone ever best Kevin?!
Colton Davis
Stop making these threads you autist
Michael White
What if jackie chan is visiting the hardware store at night and doesn't want trabble?
Caleb Evans
Home Depot ? Batman is fucked.
Levi Hall
Bump
Kayden Lewis
>Batman turns off the lights gg no re /thread
Gavin Diaz
Batman just needs to use Kevin's mom and game over.
Jose Johnson
why doesn't Batman just rape kevin?
Cooper Jackson
The ultimate 3 way battle: >Kevin and batman prep for the big battle at Home Depot >jackie forgot to get his uncle supplies for his store, so he goes to Home Depot late at night to get supplies
Austin Watson
Is this a joke? Batman walks up to him and subdues the CHILD. Batman wins.
Zachary Gutierrez
>batman walks up to him nigga no way batman will manage to get that close to kevin if he's had 6 hours of prep time
Owen Taylor
>its a jackie chan gets a ladder epidose
Jayden Myers
Batman knows martial arts and is a ninja with a genius intellect, could outsmart and defeat Superman. Home Alone is a CHILDREN'S MOVIE.
Charles Evans
>home alone is a children's movie So are batman's
Jaxson Ward
bait or just autism?
Jeremiah Morales
Ok if Kevin has already taken on the friggin predator I think he can handle that nerd batman no problem
Adrian Flores
This is some supreme fuckin' autism right here. Kevin would win
Also >could outsmart Superman I do not think this is an achievement
Jeremiah Jenkins
>jackie chan must also protect a baby >kevin has a picture of batman's parents
Matthew Martin
Batman gets Kevin's Parents. The End.
Jonathan Reyes
More realistically Batman would take Kevin under his wing. A Batman-trained Kevin would be fucking unstoppable.
Jackson Powell
>that movie will never be made
Liam Moore
Depends on which Batman your're talking about:
-Nolan's Batman either gets destroyed or goes full bullshit mode like says -Snyder's Batman shoots Kevin -Burton's Batman blows up the hardware store -Miller's Batman recruits Kevin as the new Robin
Christopher Ramirez
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Jeremiah Johnson
>no movie with jackie has him holding a baby >Also none where he says he wants no trabble >getting your jokes about jackie from second hand experience by z-list comedians Out.
Justin Bennett
Batman is shit, just a rich faggot with cosplay gear.
Kevin would destroy him.
Michael Stewart
That depends. Does he have a baby with him?
Christopher Brooks
>implying Kevin wouldnt outsmart Superman by fighting at night
Easton Adams
Actually that is the irony, Kevin beats Batman but can't beat Superman.
Now you have a new rock-paper-scissors game.
Colton Lee
I can't remember the name of the film, but I have literally seen Jackie Chan protecting a baby from a bang of thugs, wielding a ladder and saying g he wants no trouble.
Xavier Cooper
"its over Darkseid, Kevin got a whole day of prep time."
Sebastian Foster
heh
Easton Cooper
Parker Lewis
Tyler Scott
>no movie with jackie has him holding a baby Honestly I think whoever started this meme got him mixed up with Chow Yun-Fat.
Wyatt Gray
I've literally seen a few moviea where Jackie chan said he didn't want trouble
>Kevin and Batman getting ready for a showdown at Home Depot >Jackie Chan needs to retrieve the tools to help his uncle and some kids >meanwhile, The Collector is trying to kidnap the Home Depot sub-manager and to that effect he's putting traps of his own to prevent anyone from coming in or leaving the house
Adam White
Jackie hasn't wanted any trabull a few times. But I think a lot of the meme came from Jackie Chan Adventures where he often held Jade
Julian Ramirez
>Home Depot Hardware Store
Waine is fucked
Ryan Turner
Kevin would use his SNES gun and dad's pipe tobacco go make red kryptonite.
Gabriel White
batman uses his prep time to seal up all exits. Fires teargas cannisters in the front door.
Tyler Walker
>another billionaire appears, giving Kevin the ability to build walls
Jace Gonzalez
not with that attitude
Hunter Hernandez
Nigga, he even did all of those at the same time in two different movies