Its been a long time since we made a hoax/prank

Its been a long time since we made a hoax/prank.

Post your ideas bellow and we will decide what we fuck up next.

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With the whole CS:GO scandal right now we could make out some bullshit about Sparkles owning "CS:GO Diamonds" or MRTweeday owning "CS:GO Strong".

How bout we start a rumour that disney is in negotiations to purchase DC from WB at the end of the year...but only if they???

Let's make a hoax about how coppercab is being trans.

oh wait.

my quads

Get some photoshop wizards doctor some images that show legendary Pokemon on hard to reach places, like Syria for example.

no mine fuck off

I dont know but i say we do something with judy hopps

Bump for quads

Mediocre

lol yea lets do something with PoGo

Dubs

McDonald's CEO Steve Easterbrook started the fat positivity movement and pioneered "fat is beautiful".

This

Kanye west and Justin Bieber secretly seeing each other as partners. Find relevant shady pics. Win.

this one. this is perfect. and so many jimmy's will be rustled.

Here's my idea: Let's phone someone and ask them if their fridge is running.

Here's my bellow: vocaroo.com/i/s0vSpJTJGhfu

OK. Let's decide.

Call GameStop and ask for PoGo phone cases

Dick Cheney had stroke

Good start?

Call gamestop asking if they have pokemon GO for the wii.

Twitter announces the took money from ISIS to allow their accounts to remain active.

kek fourthing this Sup Forumsois

I like the mcdonalds #fatlivesmatter. We could make fake accounts of the higher up employees in the company.

I like this

More like on top of towers and roofs and shits.

It works because he's not too famous so it won't register as an obvious hoax. Let's get some local news affiliates to pick up on the story and boom.

yes duude

Easy to disprove tho

Continue please

To bad everyone is spoofing their location. It would be easy for them to disarm the theory.

Bump for #fatlivesmatter

lets make a hoax about hilary being caught shooting heroin, that would make Pete laugh

If it's done right it won't be. Because Steve Easterbrook has a financial stake in not being linked to the movement, his continual denial of being responsible for it will be interpreted as evidence of his guilt. That leaves a whole bunch of fat people unsure whether or not they've been bamboozled.

I could make a poster supportive of #fatlivesmatter and put it in the mcdonalds breakroom? I work today so it should be easy. I'll just take a picture of it so it looks like it was put up by a manager and then take it down after I take the pic.

#FatLivesMatter

Yes!!!

Yes, that would be nice!

do it!!

DO IT FAGGOT

Can you also make an official looking pamphlet that warns not to speak to anyone about Steve Easterbrook's involvement in the "body positivity" movement? Make it seem like corporate already fears a link has been made and they're trying to plug it up before it becomes common knowledge.

GEddit? Geddit? Cause...
>Post your ideas
>...bellow
>...and we will decide what we fuck up next.

Tits out for harambe
Mix in a little #freethenipple and we get tits for days.

I could like go on to Microsoft publisher to make a pamphlet but it'll be a day or two until I can do that

I got one for ya, SJWs put on black face in solidarity for Black Lives Matter, so whites and Asians in black face going around yelling black lives matter.

this is going to be epic

Nobody wants tits?

Ok, strategy time. There are two ways to play this.

1) Easterbrook started body positivity and now it's starting to leak and so McDonalds is trying to cover it up.

2) McDonalds is trying to weasel in on BlackLivesMatter and is about to launch a tasteless as shit FatLivesMatter ad campaign and user secretly snapped a picture of the soon to be commonplace posters.

I think both are good. Let's decide.

I like it

I'll go ahead and type up the #fatlivesmatterposter. What was the name of the guy you wanted me to use for the pamphlet?

1 is best

Whats that? Youtube will become a paid platform starting next month? Wew lads

Spread some rumors on facebook that to get the legendary pokemon in pokemon go you have to call local gamestop and ask for battletoads

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Easterbrook

Too obvious

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Can't we combine the both of them?

this

We already did that...

pretty sure this was already done

People fell for that putt your phones on the microwave. They will fall for anything

Sure, don't see why not. Not sure how it makes sense though. If they're trying to cover up Easterbrook's involvement why would they have posters up with FatLivesMatter? If we can reconcile that then it's a go.

Make fake eBay accounts and bid on something stupid to the price is crazy high

Donald Trump's wife did horse porn.

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from around 2012

We can do something with this

You know, it probably doesn't matter. Any minor lapse in logic won't make a difference since people are always ready to believe a combination of corporate callousness and greed.

Does anyone else have access to a Mcdonalds breakroom, I'm not sure I'll get much traction by myself. Or you can always just use the same poster as me, put it on a corkboard, and say it was in a mcdonalds

This thread is brewing up something amaw

and we can follow up with posting this

Operation tits out
It's simple
Use the recent harambe memes to our advantage. Dicks out for harambe. Just start posting dick pics with it. Have another "side" outraged and call it sexist. Say: woman would be disgraced for doing this. Get the tits out movement going, and boom. Tits4dayz

Hillary Clinton had an affair with Donald Trump in 2010

Fucking Copper Cab....

Easiest Target out there atm...

Making him an hero would be simple as fuck

You have to either get Tumblr to perpetuate it with the outrage machine or "leak" it to some news outlets and hope some of them don't fact check before putting it on the air.

tits would be cool but it would probably die down soon. plus there's already free the nipple campaigns. mcdonalds starting body positive campaign tho is fucking brilliant we should definitely do that. we need to start spreading attention to the fact that they started body positive with believable proof. then wait for the shit storm to ensue

Something with vine... And Jews... And Jacob Satorious

Just give me a brief outline of what the poster should say. I don't wanna fuck this genius idea up

While we're at it we can make fake plans for discounts for fat people to promote "Eat without Fear" #fatlivesmatter or #proudofmyimage

Ok we're doing this. McDonald's is our target.

It works because it hits all the angles.

1) Big "evil" corporation.
2) Does something selfish.
3) Benefits from keeping it a secret.
4) "Innocent" victims taken advantage of.

And if there's any proof at all there's no escape for McDonalds. The more they deny it the more guilty they look. The fat posivity crowd is now left wondering if they've been naive shills this whole time.

Let's do a McDonald's in Missouri or Mississippi. Post phone number or post a discord.

Any tips to make it look more authentic?

Should we make these threads harder to find. Maybe move over to another chan while recruiting in sink threads that are almost gone?

Add a fucking logo

Use font times new roman

That's seriously exactly how the managers post notes though. It's just a typed up document that ends in managment.

This is better

It would help if we had an example of an official corporate memo to base the structure on.

Really just any kind of "official" mumbo jumbo that warns restaurant employees not to comment on any body positivity or fat is beautiful movements. It can be vague in a way that lower level employees might be warned not to do something without being told why.

Google "McDonald's poster" and model it off those.

How do regional managers send corporate directives to individual restaurants? We need something that looks like it came down from on high. Is there official McDonalds letterhead?

thread too long. what did you faggots decide on.

Start a rumor saying you have to be under a certain weight to eat at Mcdonalds? Or charge fat people more for food

Bump

Lets make a mini prank, just search up are niggers gay in google and it will become top searched

I'm about to head to work. I'll take pictures of some of the stuff hung up but I have to go now. I'll send them as soon as I get there, unless this thread dissapear in which case we need a better plannine place.

Satanic trips

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