>wake up
>look down
>see this
wat do?
Wake up
Angel Sanders
Alexander Hill
sauce?
Juan Allen
Relax and enjoy
/Thread
Xavier Thomas
throw it in front of a truck
Gabriel Turner
...
Isaac Long
Y'know that one part in the song Albuquerque by Weird Al where his face is being eaten by flesh eating, craved, half starved weasels and he starts to yell "OH GOD OOOOOOOOOGETEMOFFGETEMOFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
Yeah something like that.
Adrian Turner
Weird Al is for autists so I didn't expect you to enjoy it. I would sit back and let him go to town
Jace Jenkins
>wake up
>shiiieeet
>Im white
>killmyself
John Jenkins
Wonder why I'm sleeping the wrong way round
Ian Kelly
ejaculate explosively, start working up to round 2
Austin Butler
Ask this male to please remove his dick from my face and then remove himself from my premises because I am only Into females with vags
Juan Mitchell
If you done fucking, another settlement needs our help.
Oliver Murphy
Wow, what a prude. Too sexually repressed to enjoy feminine penis, huh? I'd hate to be you.
Adrian Cook
Fucking cum up that asshole, wishing I could suck that nice cock at the same time.
Michael Collins
Fuck that's hot
John Howard
why the fuck do these fags dressed as women always have either black charred balls or a black charred dick? Do they fry it or something?.
Camden Martinez
>feminine penis
oxymoron
usually used by morons.
and fags.
Jaxson Ross
I got you homie
sexiz.net
I remember how happy I was when I found this.
Caleb Cox
it's not more of an oxymoron than "feminine guy"
you're an idiot who thinks he's clever
Isaac Morgan
Wow, this is a serious case of repression. Too cock-obsessed to enjoy a hot chick who happens to have a feminine penis? Oh, well - I'll keep enjoying everything that gets my cock hard while you chant from the Bible, pray to the Sun, or whatever it is you people do.
William Collins
Lmfao.
Charles Sullivan
>Well, I must I be dreaming
>acquire trap gf
Angel Brooks
Cum deep inside
No homo
Henry Harris
Exposing the trap slave fag. Ask for it's nudes and birth certificate, it'll probably give it to you. Kik:EmilyJaede
Gavin Lopez
>Looks like my big has grown quite a bit.
Nice
Easton Bell
I enjoy losing my virginity
Luis Fisher
Start suckling the glorious shemales dick
Joshua Long
i worship that shemale cock