Confessions thread!

Confessions thread!
ill start:
I still live with my parents and my little sister, she is in middle school, one day my parents got my sister an orange icicle maker made of latex, when they go out i put it between two pillows and fuck it furiously with olive oil, when i'm done i just wash it in water and put it back in its place.
sometimes my sister complains about it smelling weird but my parents just tell her its because its latex and she probably didn't wash it well, she still uses it and enjoys it with her friends.
i wish i could stop.
pic very much related.

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If u wash it then there is no cum in it you faggot

oh but the oil sticks, it sticks hard

Not that hard, there is NO cum in it anymore, you could refill it

your dick must be tiny to be able to fit inside that thing... jesus fuck OP kill yourself you pathetic shitstain

i use it all the time its just that no matter how well i wash it it always has some smell left because the bottom part is so tight

that thing is not that small

Post pics

OP fucks a piece of latex lol. Closest thing to pussy you'll ever get

pics

Rewind 3 weeks ago

>Be me working out of town
>Worked late, decided to crash at a motel
>Phone call from aniki 1 at 3AM
>"user, aniki 2 just hung himself"
>Sit there for a few minutes staring at dirty carpet
>Hear aniki 1 break down
>Tell him I'm headed his way with our mum
>Go to mums house
>She's having a mental breakdown
>Go pack her shit up and bring her to car
>3 hour drive with barely any sleep, mum is crying, and thoughts about aniki 2's suicide
>Note* aniki 2 was my fav bro, he was like a parent and best friend to me
>Stress building up
>Feel numb, couldn't even cry
>Trying to comfort mum
>Chest starts to tighten as we get closer to aniki 2's house
>Pull up to aniki 2's driveway
>Feel like I'm gonna have an anxiety attack
>See papa in fetal position crying
>See aniki 3 comforting him while also crying
>Aniki 2 comes up to me and hugs me
>Aniki 3, papa, and mum decide to hug me right after
>Snot, tears, sweat, and spit soaking into my shirt
>Gross
>Still haven't cried, tried to be the strong one in family
>After orgy of tears, everyone sleeps in aniki 3's house
>Couldn't sleep, thinking bout aniki 2
>Decide to take a morning walk while everyone passed out
>Stress builds up, feels like I'm gonna burst
>Go home, everyone's awake and sitting down at table
>Tell them I need to be alone for a bit
>Drive around the town for an hour
>See massage parlor
>Fuck it
Cont.?

how does aniki 2 hug you if he hung himself?

cont

...

My bad meant aniki 1

ok here you have it still dripping

Pics of cock

pic of sis

I love b

help me get a boner i'm dry

nvm got it

Cont.
>Go inside
>Place is empty
>Wait 10 minutes in the lounge
>Hear footsteps
>Get up from chair to see a 9/10 Chinese girl
>I ask for 1hr and give her $60
>She smiles and tells me to follow her
>Takes me to a dark room
>Amazing Grace playing in background
>Dafuq?
>Start stripping, lay down on table
>China girl pours oil on me and starts massaging my back
>Damn this back massage is complete shit
>She starts rubbing near my ass
>She gently runs her oily fingers between my ass
>Slides down to testicle and starts fondling them
>This goes on for another 10 min
>She pats my button cheeks and tells me to turn over
>Time for flip
Cont.?

Sorry, phone auto corrected >.>

GO ON

Go on?

i need to know if something disappointing happens. GO ON

Come on

Well its years ago now...
And I've tried to blank it out...
Try not to judge me...
I've had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation ...

Show fagott

Sup Forums in a nutshell

...

Too small for my standards

Go shave and also youre disgusting

post pics of sis

no

Cont. Part 3
>Get on my back
>Full chub
>She starts gesturing to show me what she offers
>Doesn't tell me prices
>Get up, take wallet outta my pants and hand her $100
>Time for sucky suck
>She smiles at me
>Lay back down on table
>She starts getting naked
>Shoves her tits in my face
>I start twirling my tongue around her nipples
>Start sucking her left tit while I fondled and squeezed her right tit
>She starts moaning
>Lil user is max chub
>She moves down to say ni hao to Mr. Wang
>She starts stroking
>Then she starts sucking the head while tongue punching my urethra
>Shit feels amazing
>Decides to use her tits
>Her cute A cups can't wrap around dick
>Shit feels mediocre
>This goes on for 20 min
>She gets up
>Wut
>Starts squatting down on dick
>Was only expecting da sucky suck
>Tfw dick slides into dat tight pussy
Cont.?

bait

Just keep going, if we ask once we're obviously waiting for more.

Hurry dafuq up nigger

Cum on op you better have a mixed Asian baby by the end of the story

Truth

>this
I have these at home and they are very small lol

Confirmed. OP has a small penis and is still a faggot.

tight fit i'm average

Cont. Part 4
>her pussy feels amazing
>about to cum
>room door swings open
>its aniki 2
>tells me to get on the floor and walk the dinosaur

Gay

literally said this outloud as I was pressing update. 0/404 for letting me predict this shit

kek

> I stalked the shit out of a hot teacher. She didn't deserve it. I was just omega level shy and used her as an outlet.

> I beat a guy and probably gave him PTSD.

> I am racist in the classic sense that I believe in the biological classification of people separated by continents for tens of thousands of years.

> I'm gonna get my gyno cut out vid related
youtube.com/watch?v=n4A69kffhew

Cont. Part 4
>Damn she tight
>Bull ride commences
>She rides me for a good 15 minutes
>How dafuq can she ride for so long?
>She gets up
>Brings her ass to my face
>69 time
>Never had 69 before
>Only fingered a girl once in my life
>Stared at her snatch for a bit til she started swallowing my trooper
>Fuck it
>Shoved my face right into dat pussy
>Didn't know exactly what to do
>Just started licking the general vicinity
>Found her little ass hole
>Started tongue punching it
>Never knew eating booty like groceries would taste so good
>About to unload
>She starts moaning
>Erupted right on her face
>Didn't know I could cúm shot
>She wipes me down
>I get dressed
>She pushes me out the back door
>Wut

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Bullshit!!! average? That's the girth I had when I was like 12 lol!

My sister goes clubbing a lot and used to come home and black out in her bed. I've fucked her like that. One night I had a friend sleeping over and after she came home I let him fuck her, too.

half erect, dick kept failing on me when trying to take the pic

yes

Sure. Whatever you say.

stop doing that
also move out of your parents house man

Cont. Part 5
>Hear banging inside
>Dafuq
>Hear shouting
>Oh shit
>Run to my car and drove the hell out
>Dayum, shit almost hit the fan for me
>Head back home
>Family wondered where I've been
>Told them I went to the lake me and aniki 2 used to always go to
Next day
>Rash starts flaring up on upper lip
>Oh shit.jpg
>Mum sees it
>Asks what the hell it is
>I told her I was crying and wiping snot from my face while I was at the lake and it irritated the skin
>She believes it
>Rest of family sees it, mum told them what I told her
>Everyone hugs me
>Herpes is rubbing up on their skin
>Oh god

Hurry and cont

I fucked my brother's girlfriend on a camping trip. He broke up with her a few months later because he knew she'd been cheating on him, but not who with.

Cont. Part 6 (Final)
Fast forward to aniki 2's funeral
>Herpes breaking out bad
>Pus started leaking out
>Shit stings like hell
>Waiting on pew(is that what it's called? it's those church benches)
>Priest comes in, commences mass
>Major feels
>Mass ends
>Family lines up next to aniki 2's casket
>AT LEAST 200 OF ANIKI 2'S FRIENDS, INCLUDING OUR AUNTS, UNCLES, COUSINS, ETC LINE UP TO HUG US
>Oh shit.jpg
>They all hug me like a bear
>Herpes pus is contacting their skin
>Everyone thinks it's just a rash from me crying
>What little do they know
>Mfw I just passed around herpes to everyone

you just passed an unknown STD to all your loved ones

Yes, that was the point of the story. Great reading comprehension there.

Serve them right