Quick what do
Quick what do
Give him a good ear scratchin
This.
Dubs commands it.
Pet until someone asks you to leave
Tip over the dog, claim he was drunk.
say: "not for sale?! NOT FOR SALE! Madam I demand you sell me this master piece!
*whip out check book and slam it down*
"here is a blank check. put whatever amount you want on it but i must have this today and i will not take no or an answer"
*proceed to dump dog out of bin*
"this is the most comfortable laundry hamper i have ever witnessed!"
*rub money/check in girls face*
"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"
u monster
So funny ha ha... Ha..
>scratch ear
>go to nearest place selling meat
>buy sliced salami
>give Wafer salami
>scratch ear again
cmon man, you gotta just relax and enjoy the newfag cringe. It's part of the aesthetic of Sup Forums now, you gotta get used to it.
/thread
i'm hammered, i thought that sign said "no republican restroom"
Xdxdxdxd
Give him a nice reach around. Dubs commands
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smear cocaine or sugar onto your lip and face, and hug the dog while saying "Oh, yeah, I love you too baby.."
tongue kiss.
pet lazy dogger while screaming " I AM A GOOD BOY" over and over again
I like this one.
Fart loudly and blame the cunt.
Pet him and love him to the fullest even if it is for a very short amount of time.
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