Quick what do

Quick what do

Give him a good ear scratchin

This.

Dubs commands it.

Pet until someone asks you to leave

Tip over the dog, claim he was drunk.

say: "not for sale?! NOT FOR SALE! Madam I demand you sell me this master piece!
*whip out check book and slam it down*
"here is a blank check. put whatever amount you want on it but i must have this today and i will not take no or an answer"
*proceed to dump dog out of bin*
"this is the most comfortable laundry hamper i have ever witnessed!"
*rub money/check in girls face*
"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"

u monster

So funny ha ha... Ha..

>scratch ear
>go to nearest place selling meat
>buy sliced salami
>give Wafer salami
>scratch ear again

cmon man, you gotta just relax and enjoy the newfag cringe. It's part of the aesthetic of Sup Forums now, you gotta get used to it.

/thread

i'm hammered, i thought that sign said "no republican restroom"

Xdxdxdxd

Give him a nice reach around. Dubs commands

...

smear cocaine or sugar onto your lip and face, and hug the dog while saying "Oh, yeah, I love you too baby.."

tongue kiss.

pet lazy dogger while screaming " I AM A GOOD BOY" over and over again

I like this one.

Fart loudly and blame the cunt.

Pet him and love him to the fullest even if it is for a very short amount of time.

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