You're at a family picnic and your dad sits in the lawn chair in front of you and you see this. What do Sup Forums?

You're at a family picnic and your dad sits in the lawn chair in front of you and you see this. What do Sup Forums?

Punt it

Kick them balls.

shoot both nuts in rapid succession with my bb gun

Lick them like a white son would do

Apply the peanut butter and call Spike.

Feel homesick

Suckle upon them as father instructed.

Football season starts in a few days. Only way to start football is with a kickoff.

Found the nigger.

Hey fuck you and your shit-colored race.

imagine the skin getting stuck in those rusty springs

Light a small fire

kiss*

Daddy, your dunger is loosey goosey

Sis get the fuck over there and blow the poor basterd for the last time

Snap a pretty picture.

Proceed to eat all of the ribs

Wonder why my dad is suddenly alive again

fuck it nobody is saying anything
maybe i can spill my drink on him and insist to help maybe it'll stop WHY ISNT ANYONE SAYING NAYTHING WHAT THE FUCK

pull out my 45 and blow his sack off

>rusty springs
>squishy hairy nutters
>hfw he sits up

Cant help it when I freeball infront of my family.

> It does happen, but say nothing

Start sucking on them to make him look gay

Stand up, turn 360 degrees and walk away

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