You're at a family picnic and your dad sits in the lawn chair in front of you and you see this. What do Sup Forums?
You're at a family picnic and your dad sits in the lawn chair in front of you and you see this. What do Sup Forums?
Punt it
Kick them balls.
shoot both nuts in rapid succession with my bb gun
Lick them like a white son would do
Apply the peanut butter and call Spike.
Feel homesick
Suckle upon them as father instructed.
Football season starts in a few days. Only way to start football is with a kickoff.
Found the nigger.
Hey fuck you and your shit-colored race.
imagine the skin getting stuck in those rusty springs
Light a small fire
kiss*
Daddy, your dunger is loosey goosey
Sis get the fuck over there and blow the poor basterd for the last time
Snap a pretty picture.
Proceed to eat all of the ribs
Wonder why my dad is suddenly alive again
fuck it nobody is saying anything
maybe i can spill my drink on him and insist to help maybe it'll stop WHY ISNT ANYONE SAYING NAYTHING WHAT THE FUCK
pull out my 45 and blow his sack off
>rusty springs
>squishy hairy nutters
>hfw he sits up
Cant help it when I freeball infront of my family.
> It does happen, but say nothing
Start sucking on them to make him look gay
Stand up, turn 360 degrees and walk away
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