Fucking help

Fucking help
Ibf4 arachnophobia can't move, idk wtf to do

Lay a trap for it

put him in a bucket, and pray it cant jump

Sup Forums I'm fucking serious I live in England and never seen anything like this before in my life or on the internet why the fuck is it so fucking big help

THERE ARE NO FUCKING BUCKETS, ALSO IT MOVED LIKE 30 CENTEMETRES AND fucking look

Also Google doesint gimme anything about it

Make a flamethrower out of a deo and lighter

Yeah let me pull out my lighter out of my ass in the bathroom

SERIOUSLY Americans what kind of fucking bathrooms do you have, where the fuck am I suppose to get a bear trap

Don't you have anything to catch it?
You know, suicide is an option

why are your toes so fucking long OP

Already tried a few times, catching is difficult because arachnophobiaand no tools

yea wtf

Looks like you'll have to move out OP

I DONT FUCKING KNOW user
I just have big hobbit feet
Pic relation

We need an update, OP
are you still there?

Squish it under the mat you nigger

I can't get out of my bathroom how the fuck am I suppose to leave the house

Throw your shirt over it and stomp the fuck out of that shit, then run and find something to catch it. Not having to look at it should help the arachnophobia. We wish you luck.

Yeah mate I'm till here I'm basicly all the >> responses, most of them anyways

UPDATE: it's not moving, just sitting in the fucking corner menacingly

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Arachnophobia, also I think it will eat the fucking mat

>it's not moving, just sitting in the fucking corner menacingly

I heard thats when there the most dangerous, rip OP.

it cant eat anything bigger than it in less than a few hours, but the mat would take a few days

DOESINT HELP ASSHOLE
but made me kek not gonna lie
My shirt is too expensivefor that shit, also can't stomp it because a pussy

Call someone who will kill it for you

the use your pants faggot

Call the fucking cops

Most spiders have like a 3 inch view in front of them, at this stage i don't think it can even see me.
Also in England there are no dangerous spiders....right?

Come on it .. that will render it immobile and you can make your escape.

Drown it with sink water

Britfag

Thanks for the help professor

I'm in boxers

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Basically the mat is fine you faggot. Fucking use it to escape then go get tools or help.

My parents are asleep and eastern European, I'm already a failure and on the borderline of being thrown out

Boxers then. Do it faggot

The last time I talked to the cops was about my suicide attempt. They are dicks

>Also in England there are no dangerous spiders....right?

Yeah... apart from the painful 4 hour death erection spider

Are there any cleaning chemicals or sprays in the bathroom? Shampoo? Liquid soap? Douse it and split ..

You want me to flood my fucking bathroom?
How

Drink tap water and then piss on it. Chemical warfare.

Lost! Hard!

Not now faggot

Where did that shit even come from?

Jerk yourself off and then jizz on it. Simple.

>how
Use your spidey-sense. Or find porn webm bread, fap-fap-fap, and hope you have good aim ...

You're in the bath, right? Use a towel to cover the spider.

No nogger
The metal thing and the corner will be in the way of a very affective hitThat's just wrong

So no dangerous spiders?

Spray it with shaving cream. This will temporarily render it immobile.

If dubs spider in pooper.

Last time tried it on a smaller one, fucker shook it off like a black person child support and ran around the fucking bathroom.

Infinite* warfare

Dude that is tiny, what the fuck are you scared of? Just broom it outside or pick it up with a icecream container and cardboard or someshit

Fellow arachnophobe here. You gotta find a large, blunt object and literally charge at it and smash it, killing it instantly.

It sounds ridiculous, I know. But it's the only way. Just pray you don't miss.

Oh it's from nearby house at 11.... NIGGER I DONT FUCKING KNOW

DON'T DO THIS. Shaving cream will make spiders go absolute madman.

What the fuck

Why

Phobias are irrational, user. They preclude such logical resolutions. Plus he already said he doesnt have anything like that in the bathroom to use ...

And then what, that shit soft af, he will probably take it and bring it to his people as a reward or down shit then buy a ferrari

If dubs you'll kill yourself

Spider detected, do it OP.

OP, status update?

Don't have any sledgehammers in here

>buy a ferrari
Wat

Something about the chemicals in most shaving cream just sends spiders into beast mode. I don't know why. I know I did it once and I regret it so much.

MacGyver something

Yeah I'm just gonna take it as legit and leave it Sup Forums (pun intended)

kill yourself

OP here
Basicly that

typical Sup Forums-pussy- "I want to fuck lolis and traps" "lmao rekt" "I hate niggers" and "a spider aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh fuck I don't know what to do"
bunch of pathetic losers

If singles you are an autistic faggot.

Still in the corner menacingly, I'll provide pics if something changes, I basicly am doing a split between the toilet and the counter, sitting on the sink.

Deodorant + lighter. Classic torture, can't beat it

You heard
Thx for the warning fam, appreciate it

kill yourself

Be careful on those edges you giant pussy.

no u

Wtf does that even mean
Done dubs
Kys
You got it

Just kidding shaving cream is intant death for them.

Do you realise I'm in a fucking bathroom, where the fuck would I get a lighter

Macgyver means to basically make something useful out of a bunch of random shit

OP HERE
Still sitting in the same place
Can anyone check if it moved?
Doing splits between the toilet and the counter.
OP ripperoni?

"those edges"
are you fucking kidding me?! Loud mouthed little pussies feeling cool insulting everything and everyone, because they fucking suck in life and this here is one(!) piece of evidence.
Get your fucking shit together, pussy.

pathetic little shit

it moved further into the corner. Its fucking terrified OP

OP HERE
That wasn't me, but you should kill yourself still
Arachnophobia is fucking bad

Dude. you can open the door. And get the fuck out of there. Giving shit about mr spider.

It's not a counter it's my bath but still thanks for checkingFuck off

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But if in gone, and next morning Mr spider disappears and takes my wife, what do then?

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Wtf, how are you translating

Yes I also realised you're a massive pussy bitch

Just open the door. Get the fuck out of there, get something you can use to catch or kill the spider. Get some clothes so you feel a little bit safer and go in again to handle it.

Im the same as you OP when it comes to spiders, but even I'd have gotten bored and killed it by now.

You gonna spend the night staring at it? Either kill it or just bail, you can't live in your bathroom.

OP HERE
Majority decides if flee or fight
Flee: Because me pussy but will never enter the bathroom again
Fight: Be a hero of my vilage and getting the finest broad in the whole of tamriel bit 4 hour erection death can happen
You decide
Only dubz votes count