The cheapest blowjob

the cheapest blowjob

I don't understand

I don't understand

He hallowed out a cucumber which means he has a small penis because he doesn't break it right away.

I don't understand

I don't understand.

Kek as fuck

I don't understand.

>having a dick so small you can actually fuck a cucumber
lmao kill yourself cuck

cheapest blowjob :)
i will fuck it now

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small dick fagg

It gets stale as it ages just like a real vagina. This is future technology

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I dont understand

Thanks, OP. Now you gave me another thing i have to try out.

op must have a really skinny dick

Don't, it will obviously give you some genital disease you dumbcunt.

video showing you using it please.

Have kik?

I know. I just wanted OP to feel fulfilled in his quest of trolling a stranger on the interweb.

Too bad you had to butt in. Faggot.

>I was only pretending to be a cuckfag
Kek

I'm gonna be honest. I was a lil excited about this until I realised my dick is too big to try it

what is kik, hey i did it congratulations