I'm 18 soon to be 19 and have no idea what to do with my life. trips decides my life goal

i'm 18 soon to be 19 and have no idea what to do with my life. trips decides my life goal

Be the very best

Like no one ever was

that no one ever was

Rape a catholic priest while dressed as an altar boy

Have consensual sex with a shark

Become a doctor

Become a surgeon and using a dog and a child create a talking animal.

Travel the US without any money like a dirty hobo. Work jobs along the way and craft a great resumé of random shit. See sights, fuck ladies, fuck men, and do tons of drugs

Raise a baby deer to adulthood.

suicide and stream

Open an Irish Pub

WINRAR

Become grand wizard of the kkk

Find a woman, any will do, date them and eventually marry them. Start a family and be a loving husband, then after twenty years of happiness, blow your brains out for in front of your family. Leave no note or any explanation but several photos of hitler hidden throughout your house

Do something good for humanity

Go to a major city and clean up trash for the rest of your life. Don't sleep, don't eat, just pick up trash until you die.

Eat as much as you can until you become one of those 1000+ pound people who somehow manage to eat enough to maintain that weight without working

do a suicide attack on isis while shouting DEUS VULT

Become A Pokemon Master

join isis

Roll

Dress up as a dog and get into a peta shelter, film the whole process from them catching you to killing you.

Sit on a different street every day

Carefully and methodically train your anus so that you can easily fist yourself without risk of prolapse. Once this is done you will be ready to join the Navy and enjoy a nautical career!

move to this thread now

Join a band that only plays covers of Smash Mouth.

kill yourself faggot

Be the new nirvana

join the military

start a shrimp business and buy antidepressants

start a porn career (gay)

make a traveling kebab stand named allah snackbar

Cut off your dick, superglue it to your forehead, and become a unicorn.

This

this post

This one

Do it faggot

Find someone who has a garden.
Ask them to teach you how to garden.
Become master gardener.

Take a shit in a urinal.

DO EEEEEEEEEEET!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

fuk this

Do it now, faggot.

Ill one up this user form a band that only does klezmer or polka covers of smash mouth.

Do it nigger!

Another elephant stuck in the mud

Rollin for Charlie

FUCKING DO IT!

Now

Get on HRT (estrogen if male and testosterone if female) and transition to the opposite sex.

Come on, trips . . .

Do it pleb

Work in an aquarium

BECOME THE GOD DAMN PENIS UNICORN!

Rolling for the trips

NOOOOOOW!

Travel the world with only 100$

UNICORN

Rolling for this

An hero

Find a way to finally unrape sisters

Do it with pics to prove it.

Reroll

JUST DO IT!

This

Reroll and reroll again

Yep, I'm with these guys.

I WANNA SEE IF YOU CAN STILL JIZZ WITH IT!

WE NEED THIS!

This is now your goal.

Really, nobody's gotten trips. P.S. If I do get trips, do the penis unicorn thing.

DO IT FAGGOT!

Unicorn thing

This is it.

Do this, then kill yourself.

DO EET!

We shall not give up until we get it!

Become a rapper full time under the name "Big [Your name here] the No.5 OG

Accept your fate, we demand sacrifice

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

So close so many times

Re-rolling for unicorn

Roll

Get becoming a weeaboo as your life goal. Keep pushing yourself into anime until you genuinly think of it as a religion and a way of living.

Pepe needs this.

gay porn actor

First and last reroll

We shall NEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR SUUUUUUUUUUUURREEEEEEEEEEEEENDEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Bowl of roll

Be the unicorn we know you can be

Come on!

WEW LAD IS AN EXCELLENT MEME

Pledge to ISIS, then do this.

rolling for second coming of hitler

that's pretty good, also check 'em

Let's make this work: do it OP!

the one with the most repleis

Fuck little girls.

Do this!


And even if it doesn't work, we've pretty much created a new meme with this, soooooo, good job, Sup Forums.