i'm 18 soon to be 19 and have no idea what to do with my life. trips decides my life goal
I'm 18 soon to be 19 and have no idea what to do with my life. trips decides my life goal
Be the very best
Like no one ever was
that no one ever was
Rape a catholic priest while dressed as an altar boy
Have consensual sex with a shark
Become a doctor
Become a surgeon and using a dog and a child create a talking animal.
Travel the US without any money like a dirty hobo. Work jobs along the way and craft a great resumé of random shit. See sights, fuck ladies, fuck men, and do tons of drugs
Raise a baby deer to adulthood.
suicide and stream
Open an Irish Pub
WINRAR
Become grand wizard of the kkk
Find a woman, any will do, date them and eventually marry them. Start a family and be a loving husband, then after twenty years of happiness, blow your brains out for in front of your family. Leave no note or any explanation but several photos of hitler hidden throughout your house
Do something good for humanity
Go to a major city and clean up trash for the rest of your life. Don't sleep, don't eat, just pick up trash until you die.
Eat as much as you can until you become one of those 1000+ pound people who somehow manage to eat enough to maintain that weight without working
do a suicide attack on isis while shouting DEUS VULT
Become A Pokemon Master
join isis
Roll
Dress up as a dog and get into a peta shelter, film the whole process from them catching you to killing you.
Sit on a different street every day
Carefully and methodically train your anus so that you can easily fist yourself without risk of prolapse. Once this is done you will be ready to join the Navy and enjoy a nautical career!
move to this thread now
Join a band that only plays covers of Smash Mouth.
kill yourself faggot
Be the new nirvana
join the military
start a shrimp business and buy antidepressants
start a porn career (gay)
make a traveling kebab stand named allah snackbar
Cut off your dick, superglue it to your forehead, and become a unicorn.
This
this post
This one
Do it faggot
Find someone who has a garden.
Ask them to teach you how to garden.
Become master gardener.
Take a shit in a urinal.
DO EEEEEEEEEEET!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
fuk this
Do it now, faggot.
Ill one up this user form a band that only does klezmer or polka covers of smash mouth.
Do it nigger!
Another elephant stuck in the mud
Rollin for Charlie
FUCKING DO IT!
Now
Get on HRT (estrogen if male and testosterone if female) and transition to the opposite sex.
Come on, trips . . .
Do it pleb
Work in an aquarium
BECOME THE GOD DAMN PENIS UNICORN!
Rolling for the trips
NOOOOOOW!
Travel the world with only 100$
UNICORN
Rolling for this
An hero
Find a way to finally unrape sisters
Do it with pics to prove it.
Reroll
JUST DO IT!
This
Reroll and reroll again
Yep, I'm with these guys.
I WANNA SEE IF YOU CAN STILL JIZZ WITH IT!
WE NEED THIS!
This is now your goal.
Really, nobody's gotten trips. P.S. If I do get trips, do the penis unicorn thing.
DO IT FAGGOT!
Unicorn thing
This is it.
Do this, then kill yourself.
DO EET!
We shall not give up until we get it!
Become a rapper full time under the name "Big [Your name here] the No.5 OG
Accept your fate, we demand sacrifice
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
So close so many times
Re-rolling for unicorn
Roll
Get becoming a weeaboo as your life goal. Keep pushing yourself into anime until you genuinly think of it as a religion and a way of living.
Pepe needs this.
gay porn actor
First and last reroll
We shall NEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR SUUUUUUUUUUUURREEEEEEEEEEEEENDEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Bowl of roll
Be the unicorn we know you can be
Come on!
WEW LAD IS AN EXCELLENT MEME
Pledge to ISIS, then do this.
rolling for second coming of hitler
that's pretty good, also check 'em
Let's make this work: do it OP!
the one with the most repleis
Fuck little girls.
Do this!
And even if it doesn't work, we've pretty much created a new meme with this, soooooo, good job, Sup Forums.