Mamasboy's quest to get a 10/10 girlfriend

Mamasboy's quest to get a 10/10 girlfriend

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Did she respond yet?

jajajaja

sorry my autistic older sister just licked my screen. send tits?

Don't forget about the winrar from the previous thread op

This original OP?

She hasnt responded yet, rip

there is no winrar until she responds douchefagnozzledick

Yes sir

harambe did nothing wrong

What's her reply OP? None of this counts until we see a reply you shit

Me and my boi were wondering....well, you know, it's not gay if it's in a threeway! Anyways, threeway?

Fuk u it still counts

I think you mean douchenoozlefagdick

Hit up other girls while you waiting Sup Forumsro

i still have it
"You like deep dish? Cuz that's how you'll be getting it. ;)"

Fucking Hitler comments. Today Sup Forums let us down.

Roll

So Jessica this bitch malikka ain't down with Hitler. What about you?

No, fu

Rip Jessica

Nah Nergo it's the one that goes
>You been on this site called Sup Forums shhhhhh don't tell anyone shhhhhh it's a secret

Do you watch anime?

No it doesn't, because that is fucking retarded. The point is to get her response to various dubs, not to blast a bunch of random shit in a row that ruins any chance of a response.

I think were done here boys, it's been 10+ minutes

Have you ever wanted to get pissed on by a fat man eating cake

[After inevitable no]

Why not cake is delicious

Op did it before in the previous thread with other winrars stop trying to ruin people's fun user

I may be a kiddy diddler but I can diddle your kitty all day

Amen. We're suppose to say funny shit that makes sense and helps him get laid. OP is probably bad virgin

Sorry thought you were google

isn't it more fun to get tits?

send her line by line Only Time by Enya

Doesn't matter how many dubs or quads show up, you have to wait until she responds before dubs are eligible again.

post her picture you fag

Yeah first time doing this, sorry fellow Anons

Rolling

Ok

He did

Hey I'm not the one that says dubs decide, I got dubs and I wanna see you reply with it :^)

That' s a shame because I would fuck her

Can I just say I really hit the fucking snapchat trend

Other Anons, dont be shy to jump in the thread
Oh and do you guys want more picture?

Rolling

Rolling

Re-roll

Yes

Re-roollll

Damn it OP! You missed a glorious opportunity!

Respond Jew

nope

Bump

I've got a couple matches (not op) waiting for responses to make sure they're on

OP if she doesn' t respond => BE A HERO

>Hello?

If I don't fall asleep first

A hero?

She's alright

If she doesnt respond switch to another girl , the second best looking one you can find

Maybe you should look some deeper in the history of this site...

>That nose touching the entirety of my ballsack
Mmmmhh

I think were don here boys, if you want me to personally update you guys you can follow me on twitter
/AntonioTheRomeo

She needs a D and a camera, that's for sure

Just checking to see if he meant an hero, not a hero

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No definitely not, she's just a little weirded out and uncertain after the Hitler thing. So did you use a fake pic or what's the deal with her interest in the first place? Why not just close the deal and smash?

Maybe you should
>a hero
It's "an hero"

>ariel
if dubs say
"do you play the trombone?"

That you OP?

EBONY

lol jesus

See? This user gets what I was getting at

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wasted my dubs

ask her if you can fuck her, just like the the zoo fucked Harambe

HOLY SHIT SHE'S FUCKING SMOKIN
DONT GIVE UP OPP

Yea these all came I today but hours ago so not very fresh

i wanted to say you have really cute eyes

rolling

I have one eye for every gender

rolllllllllll

Ask her if she likes Pokemon Go, because I want to take a Peak at you

So interesting...

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Winrar

Op please don't giive up, we came so far...

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that's a shit ton of eyes you ugly motherfucker.

I'm kidding. They're fucking hideous, bitch. And your lips are fuckhuge.

I M T R I G G E R E D

want to swap snaps? I'm bored

So what's your opinion on the plight of your black brethren?

rolling for this, i want to get tits

same also im samefagging for tihs roll

i want it

Roll

you smell really nice

Here we go

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful. Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you Wanna go Pokemon hunting tonight? Because I wanna catch a pikachu (peek-at-chu)! I like to Pikachu when you're naked! There are a lot of Magicarp in the sea, but I'm looking for a Gyarados. You're such a good catch, I think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you. I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you. Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready! Groudon is red, Kyogre is blue, if you were a Pok�mon, I'd choose you. Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?

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