You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

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I'm gay.

I'll do it in 5, don't want one.

Because the only person who I felt justified in looking up to treated women like subhuman garbage and in many cases just exposed them for being so.
Now a part of me genuinely believes they're inherently deceitful because they're designed to lead men astray from higher pursuits.

Can't find a girl I like?

Waifu > 3DPD Slut.

love isn't real

I do have one-- and a fulfilling career. Some of us are just hear to enjoy the nostalgia.

Ugly and shit self esteem.

Thank whoever that person was.

this

gg user

i dont go to bitches. Only good girls come to me.

I'm an OTR truck driver. I'm always gone. Plus I prefer silence and money to a bitch and kids.

Too much of a bitch. In fact, I've had chicks asking to be their boyfriend and I rejected them. Again too much of a bitch.

It's hard to. Even though it was a lie, naivety was a potent motivator.

last year of uni, just turned 21, working part-time on top of school, also looking for a second job for extra pocket money

I prefer escorts.

Because she broke up with me two days ago.

Anti social

dont need one

hermit

UGLY

Useless.
Jerking off is fine for me, I'm satisfied, so a GF would just be a drag on my time and money.

There's a lot of fun to be had with them, you can either wrap your wang in plastic then hump those meatflaps, or take it off for a 50/50 chance of a life of servitude paying the male tax.

Isn't that romantic? Very arousing, courtesy of your local protection agency

2 lazy 2 get fit and chase the only girl ive ever loved.

>Plus I prefer silence and money to a bitch and kids.
This

i have a wife

my hand feels better and i dislike emotional connections

Because I'm me

She dumped me and I'm afraid to find another

I'm a loser.
Didn't even need 10 seconds, fag. Lol

You could get a vasectomy

i don't want one. i like my space, freedom, money, etc

No decent girl would ever want to go out with me, and I wouldn't want to go out with anyone who isn't decent.

Socially inept and the grill I like is too good looking for me

I had one but we broke up today.

I'm not really interested in a gf. Have more work to do.

Would be nice though...

Haven't found one that really appeals to me yet and probably wouldn't have the social skills or confidence to even try anyway.

Because I let several people die.

Because I don't like commitment

>anti-social
>selfish
>borderline misogynistic
>depression
>scared of relationships, push people away every time i begin to get close
>misanthropist
>run away from unreparable screw ups
In the process of getting addicting enjoyable hobbies and embracing my loneliness. Forgetting about the world outside my room. Moving to another continent in a month. Fuck people, I'm done trying to be involved. I don't ever want any relationships anymore, nothing above superficial outside my old friend and my family. I'll buy a realistic onahole to satisfy my sexual needs.

>she just broke up with me :(((((
>i literally want to die rn

Bc my ex gf cheated, lol

Because she broke up with me 2 weeks ago.

>hear
Proofread your posts first, kiddo

My wife won't let me.

You should probably kill yourself too.

I'm not a likeable person.

>I'm a white, heterosexual, male
Not with those pants

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I do though

Why? I accidentally responded to someone else but I was just answer OPs question. My last relationship was a mess for those reasons and god damn it came in to play fast.

Lazy. Also cheap.

Too busy to give someone the attention they deserve.

Not ugly just slightly weird
doesntmatter honestly dont want one at this moment

She's with someone else :(

nobody loves me :(

>Past girl I was with lied to me about being a virgin, told me about it right before we we're gonna fuck (me being the first time), I imagined some other faggot fucking her and it ruined the moment
>It ruined everything
>Very insecure, I know women can be cunts, I don't want them to compare me to anybody
>At that point I just didn't know what to do so I went home
>She got pissed, told me I was "exaggerating" and that I was very "possessive"
>Got depressed, lost all trust in women, the only thing they can do right is lying to your face or tell you you fucked up in some kind of way
Pic related is just how I feel.

After that I still talked to girls but every time I would discover they weren't virgins I just lost all interest and would no longer talk to them.
Then I came to terms with myself that nobody at my age (19) is a virgin anymore, and underages are off-limits because, well, I don't want to go to jail.

And so I decided I was going to become a powerful wizard one day, avoiding all women; I haven't talked to a single girl since last December.

Wish me luck, anons.

Because I like Thai hookers to much.

>nostalgia
that's not how you spell fap.

This along me just being shy or a beta

My penis size is laughable so naturally my self-esteem is dead

Girl I like got married a few months ago. Knew it was coming so my fault for having those feelings. Right now just in the process of moving on, might find someone later in life. Who knows

Sorry forgot my pic of Thai hookers, here you m8s go.

I overthink and ruin it

I do

I do, but she's not the one I want

Because no matter how much you think you love a person, if it benefits them they will hurt you. Been down that road too many times and I'm sick of it, so I've been single for the last 2 years.

All women are lying cheating backstabbing good for nothing whores.

That looks like a 12 year old. So how nice does she say your rape dungeon is and when was the last time she saw her real parents?

Not attractive

Something something nsa

>Apparently sound like an asshole on phone and with text messages
>Every relationship now involves talking on the phone and texting

Just the other day...
>girl "Hey we still meeting up at the bakery? (;"
>text back "ya"
>never shows up, text her asking what happened and she goes on long winded rant on how if I don't want to hang out just say so

Jesus fucking christ am I suppose to put some cringe shit like
>You bet!!! lol xoxo

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

And I have not really looked for one.

i do and she is way too hot for me

I'm married

>she told me i was possessive
Shes right faggot.

I've been trying since I got a job, really!
Not really looking for a "gf" if that means it would be a monogamous relationship
Would have to be some sort of open or fwb type of thing as I just will not trust a female
Can't be serious about them, I've known plenty in my almost 40 years and lately I've been wishing I was attracted to men honestly

Because I'm a sociopath who stopped feeling emotion after my fathers drunken actions when I was young (no rape) and the death of my mother.
I have failed to see love so I spend my time on here where I can find anons who are more like me then people I can actually find in real life

so long story short. I don't like people or understand them

Love is an emotion and thus is meaningless

I hate going outside and am terrible at sex

Similar problem, I can't find a girl that likes me

Damn shame, but for most cultures attractiveness on males is not nearly as necessary. For the most part you just need to focus on schooling, work on mastering a specific and marketable skill and get a very good paying job. That is the most straight forward way to getting and keeping a good looking girl and no matter what you say it's well within your grasp, you just need to strive for it.

Because I have self diagnosed Assburgers

there is always a rotating cast of girls that call me their boyfriend and let me sleep with them but I don't think about them in the same way. I just tell them whatever they needto hear to make them keep coming back.
but because I like things that way and have to keep dumping or otherwise hurting them emotionally in order to continue, I've sort of walled myself off from connecting with any woman emotionally until after years have gone by.
I'll probably never be able to if things continue like this.
whatevs I had a vas and enjoy my life so this is fine too lol.

just broke up with one.

give me time to get another.

Consider the following:
a)Suicide
b)See a)

Why? He was just offended by the fact that she lied.

I do have a gf though

Because I'm a weak, pathetic faggot that doesn't deserve that sort of happiness

Trust issues and a fear of commitment

please see

Not worth the hassle. Then again, I don't have much friends either, and I see them once in a blue moon.

because I'm a product of child abuse and my brain is filled with demons.
its hard to talk with girl when you flinch every time some raises their hand towards you.

I have 2. Too much of a pyssy to cut one off so I'm living a double life.

Anxious life bro

because I'm a virgin and girls don't want us

I do, she's asleep with her head on my thigh right now :)

..........................really dude? Your male just get over it.

I want to be a wizard