How to hatch an egg without leaving my room

How to hatch an egg without leaving my room

> It's another "user is a lazy fuck" episode

>tape phone to ceiling fan
>don't turn fan too high
>???
>profit

>have egg in incubator
>attach whirly thingy on roof
>attach long string
>get it going fast with phone attached, it'll be going around the block if you do it right
>??????
>no work

Does this work

yes

the phone needs to move far enough for the gps to detect movement, so it won't work on a small fan

toy train set. trust me.

Step 1: get bleach
Step 2: open the pokemon Go app
Step 3: submerge your phone in a bowl of bleach
Step 4: wait for your eggs to hatch (roughly 10 minutes per km)
Step 5: Drink the rest of the bleach

Alternative method:
Step 1: Stop being a faggot
Step 2: Go outside and at least pretend not to be a NEET

there is apps that can hatch them for ya

GPS spoof

Pokebuddy or another gps spoofing app

Jerk off with your phone taped to your hand

Can confirm that the first method totally works!

Hey man just tape phone to your doggo and let it run away

Walk laps in your room

gave me a good kek, thanks m8

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You can abuse the GPS inaccuracy

This has been proven to work with all iPhones.

>buy drone
>stick phone to drone
>download airdroid on your device
>open airdroid on computer
>launch drone in the air
>Egg should hatch
>get drone stuck in a tree
:')

but not android that sucks

Doesnt work. iirc every 60 seconds or so the game marks your location and the distance between the marks is the distance it uses. So that means if you bike down a windy road then it wont count as much as a straight road would.

this totally works, anons!

GPS spoof and teleport around your neighborhood at a moderate speed. as long as you dont go to far between teleports then you wont be banned. I hatched a 1800 cp snorlax from a 10km egg yesterday by doing this.

>ill take not understanding GPS for 1000, Alex

Download the hacked version from the web to your iOS/android which includes a joystick so you don't have to take your lazy ass outside.

This makes mustard gas.

is that actually legit... saw videos but didnt believe it... not that ill likely believe you either tho

TV is a shit board into the trash it goes.

Yah it's legit I've been doing it for a few days and I'm level 17 without having to leave the house.

tape it to your ceiling fan