Should I just kill myself

Should I just kill myself

B

Why?

bare feet soles?

No dude, your dick is fine. Don't listen to the size queens on Sup Forums that insist everything less than 7" is a micropenis. If your dick is too big then some girls won't even like it.

My cock is small as fuck

nah man that dick is fine. Mine is pretty much the same and I've banged alot of chicks and they come back for more.
Just stay in shape because stomach fat will make it seem smaller

Looks like my dick.

ffs snap out of it, user
you look around my size (5")
the girl i'm currently with dumped her last bf because he was too big (8.5") and sex was always painful, there is hope

If you're retarded enough to think that's small then yeah go ahead and off yourself drama queen

5 in? Same Sup Forumsro! Chill.

Fagfag here, size doesn't matter. Your dick is cute, no need to be a faggot and kill yourself because "muh dik"

It isn't that small. Maybe a little thin. Longer than mine, but thinner

Faggot

Size?

wanna fuck?

(me)
yea, im pretty short. under 5" if not bonepressed, a little over 5" of bonepressed

Any phimosisfags here? Atleast you don't got that to deal with user!

instead he has to deal with a perpetually dry dick

Na man, your dick is cute and i would suck it.

(me)
5" girth too, so basically a chode

hahahahahahha dumb ass! That is some shit lying she is doing!

What's that

she's 4'11" and has the tiniest cunt of any chick i've ever fucked so go fuck yourself

Phimosis is when your foreskin is too tight that you're unable to retract when erect. Sometimes flaccid also.

You should cut off that small dick and hang it on door good for discussion and sucking ;)

-10 points on deflection

We all know your "GF" didnt dump him because of his dick size so she could get with yours.

she DID dump him because of his dick size but she didn't know how big i was when we started dating

I'm with a girl right now who I can't fuck as long as I want because my dick is too big. She says if it were a bit shorter and thinner I could fuck her way longer (she wouldn't get as sore). So gloat all you want about having a huge cock, if the girl doesn't also have a huge vagina it's not the best thing ever.

Okay okay it's really not that small but nice try buddy

i have an 8.5 inch and tiny girls love it
they are the most desperate to upgrade their womanlet bloodline

Stop watching porn and go get your dick sucked. Fucking 5'8 and 4'5 and I get my dick sucked on a weekly basis.

i can't even go balls deep in her m8 so you would barely fit yours half way in hahaha

Did you fuck dude?

doesn't matter she will enjoy the girth and be turned on by the impressive size

...also i can go balls deep in most girls around that size, maybe a couple inches taller, but still

>ending your life because of the size of your penis
>caring if a woman is sexually pleased
The autism is strong with this one

>turned on by the impressive size
Dawg, I dunno if putting uncomfortably large things in your orifices gets you off, but there gets to be a point where things are just not as fun for her.

Yeah and this one bitch I fucked enjoys saying I have a "2 inch" dick.

you mean cause you think your dick is small?

Stfu. Hard to tell without more of the body for reference, but looks pretty normal. Seen smaller even in porn.

Go watch some charity ads for retarded or deformed kids, realize you don't have any actual problems, and get on with your life.

(You)
(You)

i have girth too (5.5") and no, she dreaded having sex with her ex because she knew it would be painful
well you couldn't go balls deep in my girl because not even i can

i can teach just about any girls to love my big cock with a little finesse
some chicks don't realize how much they would love a big cock, thats true
but most find it more visually appealing

i'm gonna come across as a faggot here but even as a straight cunt i can see the appeal of a visually larger cock (the same with guys body size/ muscles) but her anatomy just cannot take a larger than average dick, sorry bud. no matter how horny she was or how much lube they used, she was sore for days, we get to fuck 1-2 times a day :-)

Wut

Me too , never had a compliant

yes

You're fine OP. You got about the same size as most people.

They don't want to hurt your feelings.

Doubt that

stop watching porn, faggot

Yes

Well I'm not a faggot so there's no other place to compare

an eternity in hell for momentary relief...don't do it

>hell