What weird or disgusting things do you do that you'd never tell anybody in person

What weird or disgusting things do you do that you'd never tell anybody in person

After showers, I pick the dead skin from between my toes and eat it

i touch my tentacles while watching porn

Taht's really fuckin gross man.

Sometimes when I get nervous, I scratch my balls then smell my fingers.

I breathe airconditioners

Same

all in one breath?!

I run ground

Anytime I feel depressed
I masturbate to women walking by my local lake

I sing falsetto when my neighbors aren't home

I vape

I have no friends.

I eat the skin around my fingernails

>2016
>not breathing air conditioners
Why are you alive on planet earth

When noone is home I like to use my lamp as a fleshlight

Man that's actually kinda worse than people who are into scat imo

I wear the same underwear and usually pants for months at a time. Nobody seems to notice

OP said weird/disgusting things, not fucking pathetic and sad.

It's not sexual. It's just a fucked up, embarrassing thing that I do for some reason and need to stop

sometimes I'll place my buttcheeks on the inside of the refrigerator door and start jacking off. The cold on your butt in contrast to the warmth pooling up in your dick as you're about to blow your world is out of this world.

I like to sit in a way that allows my gas to ripple through my vagina.

I also like to eat my scabs and callouses.

Sometimes I like to jab tweezers into my nipples and pull chunks of skin out and eat them.

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at least you save money??

Kek

I have a loli fetish

This person fully understands the point of this thread

I have a glow in the dark fleshlight and use it as a lamp to find my lube in the dark

Every time I visit home I do a shit ton of drugs to numb the mental pain of not being able to come back and knowing that I could've lived a good life here but I'll never have that chance again.

who doesn't? I like to poop on escalators.

Same. And when It's really bad, I then just go for any potentially smelly part of my body, scratch and sniffing for hours, it's bad. Like I'll dig in my ears and sniff the wax. I have this one pore on my back that every couple weeks it gets clogged and you can feel it start to get firm and you can squeeze out the most thick, white, pure oil and it has a slight odor. Sometimes I touch my pee hole and smell my finger and it slightly smells fishy and then I feel grateful I'm not a chick and having to worry about my axe-wound smelling like the Bumblebee Tuna factory

That makes two of us.

How did you think of this

I stand around the dishwasher when no one is home and inhale the steam for 15 mins at a time.

My boyfriend's feet peel like a motherfucker. I pick the skin and eat it. Doesn't relly matter if his feet are dirty, still tastes the same, maybe a lil saltier.

I scratch my asshole and flean my fingernail between my teeth.

If my pits are smelly i run a finger under them to make sure it's me, usually lick it clean. (I then proceed to shower or at least wash my pits)

I piss in enema containers and give myself piss enemas.

I basically only brush my teeth for special occasions. Or I'll at least use mouthwash. I'm very embarrassed by that fact and try to fix it but I really am a lazy fuck

When I was young, whenever I'd get detention and be forced to stay in school with barely anyone around, I'd sneak into the women's changing rooms at the gym and pretend to be a girl.

Then I'd steal a used tampon from the wastebins and go into the stalls to masturbate furiously while opening and sniffing it.

How does somebody get away with that

Thanks Sup Forumsros

Average tranny activities 2016

I bite my nails off and eat them. I bite off the skin on the corners of my fingers/toes, and eat it. I throw up in my mouth a little sometimes for no reason. I hardly brush my teeth (working on that one now), my feet reek because I wear boots without socks all the time. I like the way I smell in the mornings, and the way my balls smell for whatever reason. I ate the trash pizza out of the trash can in the back when I worked at Papa John's, it only comes into contact with paper and plastic anyways. I love giving women rim jobs, and I don't care. I also want to buy a bucket hat.

here.

I have a wonderful girlfriend; 3+ years of relationship.
She is cute, playful, intelligent, and passionate. We have different hobbies, but we always join each other on their respective hobbies. It's almost unbelievable how perfect the relationship is.

But there's one single thing she hates from the deepest pits of her soul.

And that's Lolis.

Well. I'm willing to sacrifice that part of myself for her.

I like to go out in the woods and jack off on trees

Returning your wood to the forest?

I would like to hear more about this.

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I eat booger, my own obviously.

back when I lived with roommates, I'd hear them fucking their girlfriends and jerk it to it. I never had a girl of my own really.

im suprised you would even show her lolis. I never speak of them irl.

just have to be discreet about it

I tie my balls with my headphones and punch them until I cum.

I try to defend having a circumcised penis on internet forums

how

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>breathe air conditioners

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I peel the whole banana before eating it