Hello Sup Forums. I am a famous actor. I'm not going to post my picture obviously, but you have to guess who I am...

Hello Sup Forums. I am a famous actor. I'm not going to post my picture obviously, but you have to guess who I am. I'll answer your "yes or no" questions truthfully.

Currently posting from the back of my cab in Seattle, Washington (pic related)

Learn how to rotate pictures, faggotalan.

are you in any capeshit movies?

No, I haven't been in a superhero movie if that is what you mean

Have you been nominated for an oscar or been in a movie nominated for one?

what is the kino you are most proud of?

Classic Paul Dano

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Can you only take pictures with your head tilted like that? Is this Roger Ebert?

I haven't been nominated, but I have been in a movie that was nominated for 5 (I think) oscars and won for best sound editing.

What is "kino"?

I'm new to this imageboard.

The picture just uploaded sideways for some reason.

Mad you can't afford an iPhone?

did you ever worked with kevin bacon on any movie?

So you're in Beltown somewhere?

Are you filming the 50 Shades of Grey sequel? I know that's going on downtown today.

I haven't worked with him (unfortunately, I'm a big fan), but I did have a line in a movie I was in about him.

I am in Beltown. Can't tell you why I'm here though ;)

so yea, you're working on that shitty shades of grey sequel

try to find a way to sabotage the set or injure another actor please

and then get the fuck out of my city faggot

Were you in Mad Max Fury Road?

are you a faggot?

Fuck you. And no, I'm not working on Shades of Grey.

I was not. Wish I could've been though, that would've been fun as fuck

I did get a call from Ronna Kress and she was wondering if I would be interested. I said I was, but she said I was not their first choice so they would let me know if they needed me.

do you vote for trump?

How do you feel about American Sniper going way over everyone's head?

Who's the biggest slut you know? Famous actresses I mean.

Who are the ones that will do anything for a role.

And which ones have you fucked, if you can say.

Are you filming in Seattle?

I am a conservative but I won't check my ballot for a reality show clown.

No.

Were you in a movie that won an Oscar for sound editing within the past 15 years?

Are you a big guy?