Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom go to a nude beach and only he gets naked. WTF?

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom go to a nude beach and only he gets naked. WTF?

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twitter.com/katyperry/status/8050233584?lang=en
youtube.com/watch?v=G22ZbyqrRRw
youtube.com/watch?v=ccKBpnD-i6A
youtube.com/watch?v=1F2PwrG2A5w
youtube.com/watch?v=WApSs91pEEI
youtube.com/watch?v=kDjsE2DyPDE
youtube.com/watch?v=pISx14v7F0o
youtube.com/watch?v=n-BZLBDMWf4
youtube.com/watch?v=NlLWfTlQ0UU
youtube.com/watch?v=OgHBDSEKiB8
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Any uncensored

HAHAHAHAHAHA CUUUUUUUUCK

supposedly she got papped nude on a yacht last year, but the pap got the shit beat of him by her security because he trespassed onto her property to get the pics.

The only ones I saw were censored. I'm kind of curious to see a dong waving in Katy's face myself.

Post uncensored

He's white, it ain't gonna be impressive.

twitter.com/katyperry/status/8050233584?lang=en

If that shadow is his dong then he's packing

Because she is actually a tranny like pretty much every other celebrity. Probably pre-op.

See these for a more in-depth analysis

Miley Cyrus
youtube.com/watch?v=G22ZbyqrRRw

Sarah Palin
youtube.com/watch?v=ccKBpnD-i6A

Shakira
youtube.com/watch?v=1F2PwrG2A5w

Mariah Carey
youtube.com/watch?v=WApSs91pEEI

Katarina Wit
youtube.com/watch?v=kDjsE2DyPDE

Sandra Bullock
youtube.com/watch?v=pISx14v7F0o

Jennifer Garner
youtube.com/watch?v=n-BZLBDMWf4

J Lo Part 1
youtube.com/watch?v=NlLWfTlQ0UU

J Lo Part 2
youtube.com/watch?v=OgHBDSEKiB8

Really?

no

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if thats shadow is his dong then he is pretty much average

I forgot, average on 4 chan is 8 inches

Go on then, post the uncensored pics. I may as well take a look.

I'm black, we have higher standards for what's "big".

Bump

shitty b8

Damn, I'm surprised you can spell big

such a cuck

I'm white, we say the same thing about our checking accounts!

Wtf I love black cock now..

nigger you work at pizza hut

>projection

how the fuck is he a cuck
what the fuck are you talking about

She needs to get paid to get nude, that's why.

This is a guy who fails at women. You don't have the social skills to understand what is happening.

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Lies my dick is 5 inches hard.

I'm sorry I don't speak OOGO BOOGA

No but a couple of them have banged a tranny or two.

His ex wife cheated on him with Justin Bieber. So he tried to get revenge by dating Selena Gomez, but she wasn't interested and he jsut looked like a sad old man.

Now he is dating Katy Perry, who regularly says point blank she prefers big black cock

twitter.com/katyperry/status/8050233584?lang=en

ooga booga click click boog oooga nigga oooooo brah *gun noise*

>*gun noise*

this is cringe as hell, i am embarrassed for you

>*gun noise*
seriously?

same fagging this hard

lmao wow gun noise? Pretty fucking autistic kiddo.

>*gun noise*
>racism
The face of Sup Forums in one post. Sad, white and estranged.

same fagging this hard

kek at the replies
>Dogfart produtions - Katy how about a free membership to Blacks on Blondes, you'll love our stuff

>*gun noise*
/k/ reporting in, pls kys.

still waitin on the uncensored

>being this triggered
You're mad another white woman has forever surrendered herself to the BBC?

faggot

Grabbing dat ass

Typical Trump supporter. Who cares about Hillary. People like this poster shouldn't be empowered.

Go widdle some spears, spear chucker

you are getting btfo white boy

woah that fucking projection

I wonder if she saw this reply and what her reaction was

I'm sure you'll be laughing when she's raising six little mocha babies.

hahaha xD

Im white, we have higher standards.

Sure are alot of niggers in this thread.

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she looks like she is disgusted by him lol is he a cuck ?

tits are meh, pussy is ugly AF

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this post got samefagged hard by the same nigger.

>nude beach
>oh no i dont want people to see me naked and photos to spread
>at concert dresses in skintight outfit that barely covers nips and vag
>female celebrities

lol look it thinks its a person

Glorious tits and glorious dubs. Thanks user

why did you block it out? i want to see his donger

He is, 3/5'ths of a person...

kek, she's like back the fuck up

measure the height of the black box, and compare it to his height.

>Hot date with Katy Perry
>This will be the greatest moment of my life
>She suggests we go to nude beach
>ohfukohfukohfuk YES
>strip naked to show her my 5' monster
>Aren't you getting naked katy?
>she says she's keeping her bathing suit on, just wanted to see if I would actually do it
>fml.jpg
>still hot in her swimsuit
>so focused on not getting a boner I essentially ignore her all day
>about to head home
>time to make my move
>pull her close for some action
>get a handful of dat ass
>poke her with my erect slimjim so she knows I mean business
>move in to kiss her
>she pulls back
>user, I...
>I don't think this will work out
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*gun noise*

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Because people take pictures.

It seems like she isn't in to him but she wouldn't care since get gots big black cocks

>celebjihad
kek

Not her

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He should have worn his Legolas costume

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nice one fam