I literally just turned 18, faggots. Dubs decide what I do with my life

I literally just turned 18, faggots. Dubs decide what I do with my life.

end it

Get banned for asking Sup Forums

Happy Birthday user. In case i get dubs. Live a good life and donate 2% of your monthly income to charity

Post asshole pic with timestamp

spread your ass for us

Roll

Rolls

Fucking gay

kill yourself you hav enothing to look forward to

Winrar

rolling for this

are you a fag by any chance?

Join army kill niggrs

Live stream you ending it

reroll

get into guinness book of world records for largest object shoved into penis

Realize humanity is doomed and kill yourself

leave Sup Forums forever

Hello summer!

one reroll for grated justice

winrar

Work at Dunder Mifflin

Winrar!

Go outside and get a girlfriend you fucking porch faggot

WINRAR.!!

Checked

Go to the Sahara and do a bunch of psychedelics

Post super fresh legal nudes

Underrated post
Side note op should become a male escort

Fact: this post has dubs.

You sexy twat , show your boipussy at once, right here right now

An hero

Checked those sweet trips.

Roll

Develop the perfect dry martini

Dubs into trips. Sorry OP, you cant back off that one.

Surely OP will deliver...

Father is in the room. Maybe later.

GOD DAMN GET THREAD

Well trips have spoken.. Twice

Deliver this instant, you mother fucker

"Dad, I need you to leave the room so I can show these good people my butthole."

Contemplate the fact that from this day forward, you will be wasting your short life working 9-5 just for a piece of paper for the next 40 years of your life. Then if you are lucky, you might be able to live another 15 or so, but will most likely be too broken down and weak to do anything and go on an adventure.


Welcome to the life of an adult of the 21ist century, user. They said you could be anything, do anything, but it was all a lie.

smoke hella lot of weed and play mmos for years

Just flash us when he's not looking.

I'm looking into pharmacy, so it's unlikely to be that bad. Did something happen to make you such a Debbie Downer? Enlighten me. I'll be waiting with a saucer of milk.

OP not delivering boipuss

This is easy
>dad I must go to the bathroom, excuse me
>go to the bathroom
>lock door
>get naked
>spreadass.jpg
>take picture an upload here
Satisfy Sup Forums, prove your honor and bravery to this gorgeous trips

Just because it worked for all of us doesn't mean OP needs to do it.

rolling for this

Rape

Nothing happened. Just speaking truth.

I'm actually only a year older and pissed that I'll never be able to discovever new lands and uncover secrets n shit because everything has already been found.

step 1: get out of Sup Forums

End it.

...

>looking into pharmacy
>want to spend too much money on education
>unlikely to be that bad
you need at least 7 years of college education, that's with an accelerated program. 8 years is the norm. then after you're in massive debt you can start earning a "big paycheck"

>everything has already been found
kek. ignorance is showing. it's yours.
nigga ain't you heard of high energy physics?
you need to into physics.

Are there any suggestions that don't involve nudes? You niggers are gay.

Step one: become a football playing king in space with a mustache.
Problem solved.

I'm rolling for this.

why don't learn to rotate your pics fag

See, Niggas? He has a FATHER

Exist as a mixture of sexiness and danger

if dubs, OP has to post timestamped pic of dad for proof

Whachu need to do is find that nigga Josh and get yo show back on the air You drake bell lookin motherfucker

one hopeful reroll

I'm talking about land user. Islands and shit. Finding your own secret spot that no one else knows about. I want to explore my man.

Sailing on my boat with just me and the dog seeking out new adventure, battling the winds and fending off savage natives.

post butthole already. dont avoid it

My local college offers scholarships for spics like me. I'll have

OP looks like his name is Andrew and he plays the saxophone

I played trumpet. I'm not cool enough to play saxophone

op please post your dad

Don't post butthole pic user, you must be new here. Anons know what you look like, it wouldn't be that hard to dox you and show your friends and family your asshole. Lol get off here faggot

You play in the school band, Andrew?

look at him. who would dox him?

Didn't plan on posting shit anyway.

Spoiler: my dad doesn't exist.

I play Overwatch when I'm not busy fucking bitches.

Ok... Your turn bitch

No, I'm seriously asking because you look strikingly similar to a kid in my school

That's a pair of buttcheeks not a butthole, faggot

im not even on trial here. its op's turn

Oh shit. This fucking guy actually did it. Let's up the ante: stick a sharpie in your ass, and I'll fuck my cat.

The only activity I partake in these days is debate. My trumpet broke a long time ago.

Yes you fucking are. Stick the sharpie in your ass.

after you

you can still do that. i guess minus the savage natives, unless you include somalian pirates.
and again, you can explore the solar system as an astronaut if you into physics. im not even trolling.
>My local college offers scholarships for spics like me
do you have said scholarships yet? if not, you haven't even completed step one of your plan.


the point of is that 95% of humans after high school either get a job for money, or go to school to get a job for money.

The point is that very few people get a job and contribute in a meaningful and lasting way on society.

His other point is that even if you do manage to be part of the 5%, you still had to bust your ass to do it. Everyone has to busy their ass to get anywhere. There are virtually zero exceptions to this law of life. Even famous fuckers often have to bust their ass with shit jobs before they're famous. As an example, Stephen Colbert used to work the toll booths at the New Jersey Turnpike. That's why user said
>you will be wasting your short life working 9-5 just for a piece of paper for the next 40 years of your life.

I double dog dare you.

he gave you his face. compare to the other kids facebook.
post if they are the same
dubs get

ew hair. no thanks. because of the gross factor. all or nothing. you cant sweet talk with hairy legs. sorry

Brb, fam. Gonna shave my nuts.

Unfortunately don't have facebook myself nor know if the kid in question does but I'll compare with yearbook

OP... I found your twin nigga

I wanna marry his unibrow

Kid I thought was OP is the kid in the middle. On second thought, I don't think this is actually OP Similar though

I don't think you know what a unibrow is.

Nah. I'm the guy on the right.

I know what a razor is. That bronze God clearly shaves a unibrow.

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Holy fuck you look exactly like me

Post pic

Let's move to Brooklyn and adopt some black kids. Also: show us what you look like.

Go into the bathroom and post pic of your dick

OP's name: Jaylin Smith
Address: 117 E Blue Drive Lane, Corpus Christi, TX
School: Tuloso Midway High School
Phone #: 4056017200

He works at Pizza Hut and is dating the local hoe. Thank me later guys