I literally just turned 18, faggots. Dubs decide what I do with my life.
I literally just turned 18, faggots. Dubs decide what I do with my life
end it
Get banned for asking Sup Forums
Happy Birthday user. In case i get dubs. Live a good life and donate 2% of your monthly income to charity
Post asshole pic with timestamp
spread your ass for us
Roll
Rolls
Fucking gay
kill yourself you hav enothing to look forward to
Winrar
rolling for this
are you a fag by any chance?
Join army kill niggrs
Live stream you ending it
reroll
get into guinness book of world records for largest object shoved into penis
Realize humanity is doomed and kill yourself
leave Sup Forums forever
Hello summer!
one reroll for grated justice
winrar
Work at Dunder Mifflin
Winrar!
Go outside and get a girlfriend you fucking porch faggot
WINRAR.!!
Checked
Go to the Sahara and do a bunch of psychedelics
Post super fresh legal nudes
Underrated post
Side note op should become a male escort
Fact: this post has dubs.
You sexy twat , show your boipussy at once, right here right now
An hero
Checked those sweet trips.
Roll
Develop the perfect dry martini
Dubs into trips. Sorry OP, you cant back off that one.
Surely OP will deliver...
Father is in the room. Maybe later.
GOD DAMN GET THREAD
Well trips have spoken.. Twice
Deliver this instant, you mother fucker
"Dad, I need you to leave the room so I can show these good people my butthole."
Contemplate the fact that from this day forward, you will be wasting your short life working 9-5 just for a piece of paper for the next 40 years of your life. Then if you are lucky, you might be able to live another 15 or so, but will most likely be too broken down and weak to do anything and go on an adventure.
Welcome to the life of an adult of the 21ist century, user. They said you could be anything, do anything, but it was all a lie.
smoke hella lot of weed and play mmos for years
Just flash us when he's not looking.
I'm looking into pharmacy, so it's unlikely to be that bad. Did something happen to make you such a Debbie Downer? Enlighten me. I'll be waiting with a saucer of milk.
OP not delivering boipuss
This is easy
>dad I must go to the bathroom, excuse me
>go to the bathroom
>lock door
>get naked
>spreadass.jpg
>take picture an upload here
Satisfy Sup Forums, prove your honor and bravery to this gorgeous trips
Just because it worked for all of us doesn't mean OP needs to do it.
rolling for this
Rape
Nothing happened. Just speaking truth.
I'm actually only a year older and pissed that I'll never be able to discovever new lands and uncover secrets n shit because everything has already been found.
step 1: get out of Sup Forums
End it.
...
>looking into pharmacy
>want to spend too much money on education
>unlikely to be that bad
you need at least 7 years of college education, that's with an accelerated program. 8 years is the norm. then after you're in massive debt you can start earning a "big paycheck"
>everything has already been found
kek. ignorance is showing. it's yours.
nigga ain't you heard of high energy physics?
you need to into physics.
Are there any suggestions that don't involve nudes? You niggers are gay.
Step one: become a football playing king in space with a mustache.
Problem solved.
I'm rolling for this.
why don't learn to rotate your pics fag
See, Niggas? He has a FATHER
Exist as a mixture of sexiness and danger
if dubs, OP has to post timestamped pic of dad for proof
Whachu need to do is find that nigga Josh and get yo show back on the air You drake bell lookin motherfucker
one hopeful reroll
I'm talking about land user. Islands and shit. Finding your own secret spot that no one else knows about. I want to explore my man.
Sailing on my boat with just me and the dog seeking out new adventure, battling the winds and fending off savage natives.
post butthole already. dont avoid it
My local college offers scholarships for spics like me. I'll have
OP looks like his name is Andrew and he plays the saxophone
I played trumpet. I'm not cool enough to play saxophone
op please post your dad
Don't post butthole pic user, you must be new here. Anons know what you look like, it wouldn't be that hard to dox you and show your friends and family your asshole. Lol get off here faggot
You play in the school band, Andrew?
look at him. who would dox him?
Didn't plan on posting shit anyway.
Spoiler: my dad doesn't exist.
I play Overwatch when I'm not busy fucking bitches.
Ok... Your turn bitch
No, I'm seriously asking because you look strikingly similar to a kid in my school
That's a pair of buttcheeks not a butthole, faggot
im not even on trial here. its op's turn
Oh shit. This fucking guy actually did it. Let's up the ante: stick a sharpie in your ass, and I'll fuck my cat.
The only activity I partake in these days is debate. My trumpet broke a long time ago.
Yes you fucking are. Stick the sharpie in your ass.
after you
you can still do that. i guess minus the savage natives, unless you include somalian pirates.
and again, you can explore the solar system as an astronaut if you into physics. im not even trolling.
>My local college offers scholarships for spics like me
do you have said scholarships yet? if not, you haven't even completed step one of your plan.
the point of is that 95% of humans after high school either get a job for money, or go to school to get a job for money.
The point is that very few people get a job and contribute in a meaningful and lasting way on society.
His other point is that even if you do manage to be part of the 5%, you still had to bust your ass to do it. Everyone has to busy their ass to get anywhere. There are virtually zero exceptions to this law of life. Even famous fuckers often have to bust their ass with shit jobs before they're famous. As an example, Stephen Colbert used to work the toll booths at the New Jersey Turnpike. That's why user said
>you will be wasting your short life working 9-5 just for a piece of paper for the next 40 years of your life.
I double dog dare you.
he gave you his face. compare to the other kids facebook.
post if they are the same
dubs get
ew hair. no thanks. because of the gross factor. all or nothing. you cant sweet talk with hairy legs. sorry
Brb, fam. Gonna shave my nuts.
Unfortunately don't have facebook myself nor know if the kid in question does but I'll compare with yearbook
OP... I found your twin nigga
I wanna marry his unibrow
Kid I thought was OP is the kid in the middle. On second thought, I don't think this is actually OP Similar though
I don't think you know what a unibrow is.
Nah. I'm the guy on the right.
I know what a razor is. That bronze God clearly shaves a unibrow.
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Holy fuck you look exactly like me
Post pic
Let's move to Brooklyn and adopt some black kids. Also: show us what you look like.
Go into the bathroom and post pic of your dick
OP's name: Jaylin Smith
Address: 117 E Blue Drive Lane, Corpus Christi, TX
School: Tuloso Midway High School
Phone #: 4056017200
He works at Pizza Hut and is dating the local hoe. Thank me later guys