tsukasa waifu bread o:
Tsukasa waifu bread o:
Bikini lewd. Maybe. Idk.
That looks like Zelda had a complete transformation with an animal.
Is she soft?
Neat
wrong pick >:o
>Rikka
You did nothing wrong~
>Saber
Isn't that a good thing?
>Uta
Well fuck me then
I learned to be independent young too, but I leeched from my parents as long as I could. Because it gave me more time to have fun I guess
I turned the biggest religious person I knew into an atheist kek
Hey, I'll never complain about free alcohol!
>Gun person
I prefer the H variant
>Shinoa
Why not lil' smug?
>Makoto
Of course you are!
>IT'S HIGH NOON, CHARLIE.
still here
and
nui says hi
yeet
Was nui user here?
i posted the wrong pic >:o
Claimed
I'm heading off to sleep now guys, see ya.
Muh waifu
are- are we really doing this?
no rules?
ugh,
mandatory uta claim
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /waifu/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, have fun!
huh, guess independence is only rare with recent generations.
hey, i never do
>He doesn't listen to music
What?
That's a pretty ghey song 2bh
>Eurobeat
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
I live in Texas, fuck your sweat, also your music taste is -ok-
>He doesn't like Johnny Cash
Ok ;)
FAL is better
Goodnight.
Yozora claimed.
>Isn't that a good thing though
Damn it Amatsu teasing again
I am not! You are!
>Not liking eurobeat
Shameful.
yeah they were looking for you a while ago
discord.gg
join and ruin this fresh discord server.
fucking elitist
this is Sup Forums
the number one rule is
ZOMG NONE!!!!!1010!!!
kys o:
>Yeuromeme
Kk
Fair point lol
To each his own
Dude what city fam?
Htown here
Night
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Fuck, I missed it.
Thanks for telling me.
Gay BDSM porn streaming robot claimed
You just have to give them less access to technology and they'll be fine
Me neither
Awright, if I end up buying a rifle I'll check out the FAL
But I'm being serious!
nu-huh
Alright then, goodnight!
are you assuming my gender >:o
Claimed
Smug
All that did was feel very wierd, i could do it the full minute. What is it supposed to do
Tsun
You didnt post the pasta tsun
That looks pretty good, i like that dark color
Hey, I like it, and actually listen to it when I drive... even if that's not often since I have a bike instead of a car.
Night Shinoa.
No one really listens to rules.
This is Sup Forums, yo.
Goodnight smuggles.
Sweet dreams, good luck, and all that shit.
Too send these replies again.
>H Town
MAH NIGGA
I'm in Tennessee right now though, visiting my brother.
>But I'm being serious
So you're serious about this I'm glad we feel the same way :^)
Oh shit you're a Texan too?
>i want to mod my gun to be Joker's Long Gun to see if it's useless or better
Not your personal army...?
Baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire in pooper
Trips denies gender.
Huh. Haven't seen that before. Neat.
well it may get better soon who knows
yeah they asked if i could
No, i'm assuming that man on man porn is gay.
> >:0
The cringe is real. what a waste of trips
i don't play baseball. is that normal for players?
Do it.
U S A
S
A
*Too lazy to send these replaies again.
Oh well. Looks like I'll just be lurking for today.
But you are! Super cute bote!
Shhhhh, I'm not tsun.
Essentially, my aunt wanted me to pull the dryer off of a concrete slab and somehow measure the hole size for the vent. Not being a dipshit, I just looked up the model of it online and got the specs for it. She told me she still wanted me to pull it off and "double check". Having no way to measure it in the first place, I asked her how and why. She started getting all pissy because I didn't want to do it her way, or rather I didn't have a way to. She kept bitching and bitching, and I kept saying how do you want me to measure it? She eventually just said she'd do it herself and called me useless. When she walked out of the garage, I told her to go fuck herself. She came back in and told me to call my mom, and that I had till the weekend to get all my stuff moved out.
Not a huge fan of the color actually, but if it all checks out, then I'll be getting my dream car for HELLA cheap.
Ah, well I wouldn't say I'm feeling down. I'm pretty good t keeping a smile even if times are tough!
...
I doubt we feel the same way, friend
Nope
night
nah man, i dont like sweat.
how would i stop it?
yea, uh. im just kinda chillin rn, not trying to impress myself or invoke any mood.
just, you know, meh.
if i was trying i would of posted one of these
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
you know, good stuff
>global rules
>rules of the internet
>rules of physics
yea, no rules.
exactly,
though it seems the latest generation is to dumb to educate theirself, they seem to often get "bored". how? how can someone be bored with a ps3, ps4, xb360, xbone, pc, nintendo 3ds, and a scooter?
HOW?
whats the point right?
its free, might as well enjoy it.
>This is Sup Forums
no its /waifu/
this place isn't riddled with porn.
i wouldnt call Sup Forums Sup Forums anymore anyway, Sup Forums is /porn/ now
Well I just got out memed
Gotta sleep now gotta get up early now
It fuckin' better.
I'll be fine.
Yeah?
This heat is starting to get to me. Pretty hate nyways. Goodnight, sweet dreams, and all that other shit /waifu/
Probably
I'm scared there's gonna be a chamber jam if I mod it incorrectly, or if the bullet speed will slow with a chamber that long, or am I retarded and don't have to worry? Plus, it's not even the right model. It's like a 15-3
Night
there was an image swap o:
your a waste of space >:o
This.
Most newfags are edgy teens who think they know what /waifu/'s all about.
Porn with sometimes a little bit of epic bread.
*late anyways.
I'm gone until tomorrow now, peace.
Well thats a first
Ouch, sorry to hear. Where are you now?
What color would you want? I love burnt orange
This.
I'll have to disagree. I find you super cute. Why else would I like you so much?
Yep!
Night Yozo!
Moms garage. It's 5 times bigger!
Was thinking a deep rich purple, or Black with dark purple designs.
>As you can see, I like purple
do what you will
night
Explode with Tomoko
sounds like fun. i should try it sometime
>being kicked out over a dryer
fuck man. that's harsh
>waste of space
How, may i ask?
/waifu/ isn't really about anything
just follow the rules and you will be fine.
/waifu/ a purpose, but i wouldn't say its about anything.
its all cancer,
what Sup Forums is now is what was left after it died of cancer overload in 2009, the infection became noticeable in 2007.
some newfag musician tried to stop it, they failed.
here's the song they made
youtube.com
You live in a garage? Why?
That's spoiled child for ya... It's really strange, but they're little shits
Exactly, meanwhile I finish a 60 bucks bottle..
kek, goodnight man
I have no idea, you tell me about it~
again not sure what you mean
Claimed
they are, i fuckin hate most of them.
there is the odd mature one but that's it.
Tsundie Tsundie
So cute and yummy
Tsundie Tsundie
Want your seed in my tummy
Tsundie Tsundie
You are so cute
Tsundie Tsundie
You are so pretty
Tsundie Tsundie
I wish I lived it in your city
Tsundie Tsundie
Yes your are a Tsundere
Together we'll make deredere
Makoto is a cute
There's not debate
Makoto is a cute
He's less than straight
So am I
Together lets make a creampie
Makoto is cute
This you cant denie
MAKOTO
A CUUUUTE!
Wear white, get used to the heat.Wear cool, loose clothes and stay in the shade.Stay hydrated etc.Also those last 3 are great the first 2 are not good.The 3rd one is fucking amazing.
I can't see any problems with sticking a big ass barrel on it.Can it handle +P+?
Shoutout to more space
Purple is a rich color, i like pairing it with my orange in games
Domo arigato mr roboto
Eye like ice cream!
I have a huge rodent problem
Nope
Still here
Because garages can be remodeled into the perfect living space, plus, they're nice and cozy.
If that's a box of cereal, then he got seriously scammed
I meant like making copies of the barrel and molding it, but I guess it could work.
Get a pellet gun.
That's what you get from giving vidya or cellphones to children really fucking early
Anyeay, I'll go sleep now, goodnight Uta
Claimed.
Claiming best girl
i was referencing Austin powers o:
he said domo arigato mr roboto
which is from gold member o:
Use something to pull the trigger from like 5 feet away.Always works for me.
Not even the dryer itself, but apparently me saying "Go fuck yourself" was the last straw. She keeps ranting on about how I have no respect, and I even got a text when I woke up the next day trying to guilt trip me into something, I dunno.
It astounds me that 21 years of never seriously talking back, or doing anything worse than quietly pouting in my room, and I snap at her one time like this, and now I suddenly have NO respect at all.
Poverty is one hell of a thing. No room really anywhere, and everywhere that i could move too is too expensive.
Because you're cute, and nice, and probably because I get easily attached~
Just tell me to shoo so I stop saying all this stuff and making myself look like an idiot~
>
God, I should tell you about my 9 year old nephew. You'd seethe at this little shit. I know I do.
>Although now that I'm living over there, a lot of his shit won't be happening anymore.
Jesus Christ, what is this?! And I am not!
Although, again, no doge. I miss doge.
Hell, I'm even thinking a type of retro look. Like the paper dixie cup design, only in varying degrees of purple, on a black base.
Baaaka.
Hey there Hank.
you don't like ghost and james?
you must not be an avid fan of rock and metal.
i genre jump a lot so tell me what you like and i'm sure i'll find something you will love.
>Stay hydrated
>Wear cool, loose clothes
>stay in the shade
all things i can do
>Wear white
how much, i don't look good in a lot of white.
may your dreams be ever peaceful.
Hi.
...
Will use some long string because why not.
honk
Hello repentance user
I hate guns
95% of gun violence is caused by guns
I hate myself.
Rory-sama claimed
I havent seen those movies since i was a kid, good times
Damn, that feel when no dogger
That would be pretty sick, but you would need a really solid purple
i would tear open his mouth and make it his new ass due to all the bullshit he probably has stored in there.
>faze
>pewdiepie
>optic
>mlg
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
tell him all that to his face then say its from one of your online friends. i guarantee he will do one of two things:
1- hate you
2- hate me
I'm too dumb for references
Like a shirt and some tan shorts or light gray shorts.
>?
STOP
But i love pewds
Hi.
Hi Hank. Just got into a game of LoL, going full AD Darius.
ayy mugen
nice try
if she tries to guilt trip you and gets pissed over a difference like that then i honestly think she doesn't deserve the kind of respect she was asking for.
What's your favorite food
Mine's coconut shrimp.Also,
Do you guys like me :^)
Good luck.
80% of mass shootings are caused by guns
14% cameras
3.75% slingshots
1.25% high powered assault crossbows
.45% knifeguns
.55% forks
My favorite food is Fried Oyster Salmon, and yeah. You're pretty nice.
Image, forgotten.
burgers. you're fine
Stop baiting me so hard
You used to claim holo
I can tell by the way you type
How's it goin tonight?
Ayyy Rory. No beast yet, sadly. Although my dad did fine a nice pair of low profile handlebars to pop on it.
Tis a bad feel.
Retro purple a best.
>Probably go with a deep lavender
>pewdiepie
Right on the money there. He watches that shit all the time, is ALWAYS screaming at the TV, and when my grandma tells him to do stuff, he either ignores her, or yells at her. Note, he's fucking 9.
>I already plan to start being VERY stern, and he if he gives me lip, an ass whoopin will be in line.
By the way, this kid is so out of touch, he lazes around watching those vids with nothing but shorts on, and he's already got a fucking beer gut!
>Turns down ice cream, a motorcycle ride, and a free dinner in one go because he didn't wanna get up
What kid in their right mind turns ALL of that down, and then has the audacity to tell you to bring them back something?!
Yaaaaa. I'll screenshot it for you, just so you can see this shit.
>Never did more than get in a few arguments, of which after a few minutes, I just gave up and went to my room
>NEVER called her anything bad before
>Always did what she asked
>Even though I was always getting the shit end of the stick
Medium Rare steaks. No lie, love the stuff.
what about a loose white vest
kinda loose dark gray shorts
and i ain gettin my hair cut anytime soon so i should tell you that i have long black hair. as in really long
pizza or bread.
i would only have a problem with you if you were cancerous.
your not cancerous.
Not me.
Fine.
Unintentional reply
Never even watched Spice & Wolf.It's on my list though.
That sounds fine
Also why is bread your favorite