Sorry Sir, we have a no singles policy in this Cinema

>Sorry Sir, we have a no singles policy in this Cinema.

What do Sup Forums?

>but I'm here with my wife and her boyfriend, doesn't that count?

Ask out the qt assistant next to him

Oh no, no this time, you smug little shit. I've brought my escort for the evening and we are going to have a LOVELY TIME.

>tfw went to see Civil War
>halfway into the movie
>manager comes in with flashlight and escorts me out
>Ask why
>Says there's a no singles policy in effect and 2 movie watchers went to complain

Fuck my life.

Sic your falcon on him.

>"pinkie we had reports of a single white male hanging around"
>"youre here to apply for the job?"
>"sure, ill consider cv, just answer me this, albino, whats your favourite movie from africa, and no cracker district 9 shit"

>The local theatre wouldn't let my falcon in because they were transitioning from a human and thus had no human-falcon facilities which could've supported it

>Be a dying industry
>Deny myself legitimate a customer base
DUDE SINGLES LMAO

C.... Chappie?

Please explain this to not american.

''thanks i will go get some friends brb''

Is that a guy or not. I can't fucking tell.

Cum inside him

basically anyone who goes to see a movie by themselves is automatically red flagged. For safety precautions of course. It is stand practice for most american theater chains these days.

American loners like to shoot up movie theaters. Theaters have instituted a no ticket sales to single males policy across the country. It isn't always enforced but it is anticipated that it will be heavily enforced when the Ghostbusters abomination opens in July.

75% sure its just a meme, I refuse to believe Americans can be that crazy.
Then again, we are talking about America.

In America, it's illegal to go to a movie theater by yourself if you're white and male.

Are you joking? Or this is some kind of meme that I'm not aware of?

Why would singles not be allowed?

dont worry atleast you didnt watch that shitflick

Jesus Christ, these colonies have gone to shit since we left.

>tfw in Europe
>Theatre full of single people
>can't understand a word being said
Europe. Not even once.

no single policies are certainly not a meme, my friend.

Throw my crab legs at him and ride my falcon out of there.

*unholsters handgun*

>go to american cimena
>fined $200 for not wearing NFL jersey at the gate
>sit down in theatre
>seats are so wide they can probably fit two people in good shape
>one american takes up a whole seat
>previews end
>must stand up and sing the american national anthem
>movie finally begins
>can't hear shit over the thunderous applause and everyone chanting "USA USA USA"
>halfway through, it pauses again
>must stand up and say the pledge of allegiance
>somehow stick it out to the end of the movie
>near the exit
>cops in mobility scooters stop me
>fined $500 for not tipping every employee

fuck american cinemas

0/10 not funny at all man

try harder

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No problem. I brought my friends Smith and Wesson with me. *ch-chik*

"Well, look, when are you off?"

maybe you would have had a better experience if you actually followed standard theater procedure

You forgot about the commercials.