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Would you rather jack off with sand paper or wipe your ass with razer blades?

Sandpaper awww fuck yeahhh buddd

be op or be dead

Sand paper for sure

I'd rather not.

Be dead cause OP is a fag for showing tits

Be Dead Fuck OP

Sand
be dead

>>would you rather find out your 10/10 girlfriend used to be a guy or would you rather have the inability to talk to an actual female

i'm already the second one

trap FTW

Would you rather suck eleven dicks or suck twelve dicks?

How about 13?

Fuck 11 and 12 I want 30 dicks of bukkake

Good thing I got foreskin so sand paper.
10/10 girlfriend, but would leave it once I found out.

>Would you rather have a piece of sour tasting hair in your mouth for the rest of your life or having something irritating in your eye, again for the rest your life.

can they be feminine dicks?
>>inb4 i know what i'm saying i'm here to make you reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep

I'd have something in my eye for the rest of my life

Would you rather kill all the niggers or kill all the niggers?

WYR have hardcore sex with the predatory animal you fear the most for a winning lottery ticket OR have to live stream every time you use the restroom to millions of viewers for a 15% pay increase at work

sandpaper
death
10/10
eleven
Shit. I guess sour tasting hair.
>Would you rather have your dick amputated or both of your arms?

Would you rather sneeze and let jizz come out your nose or jack off and let mucus come out?

That's hard... The second one tho

Tough call.

Ima say dick I'll have some kind of nub to work with right?

Dude, cmon ...

This is a retarded question.

Id take the latter. Turn it into a tv show "toilet time" could be funny

would you rather do the first 99% of a bj (like 15 mins of pure deepthroat) or the last 1% but you have to swallow everything

WYR: Have the ability to summon a 25' tall lava golem that would do your bidding OR win $50M in the lottery and be irresistibly attractive to the opposite sex?

Deep threat is always the best choice

50 mill nigger

What if I'm a trap? Would that mean the opposition I'm lost

Would you rather have sex with a trap or with a man?

Fuckkkkkkk I'd have to choose trap at least they got titties

Honestly, dude, I'd rather do the first 99%

fuck

Would you rather: jump from the WTC or jump from your window with a noose around your neck?

Gotta' go with number one. The supernatural choice is always the right one.

Ha. That's a good one. If I'm going out, I'm going to do it with a bang and jump off the WTC.

Razor blades, I'll just wipe with the dull ends

I'll have to agree with that one haha

Would you rather fight 100 bees naked or take ten 106 mph fastballs to both your hands and feet?

fastballs

Would you rather:

Casually grope your mom in the kitchen

or

Have the ability to fly

bees im not retarded

pfft the answer there is obvious

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The real question is will the bees stick my dick?

I don't get it isnt WTC like a MMA tournament?

world trade center

I don't get it why did the orphan hang herself from a harpoon at the end?

Wut

>Would
that girl is my friends mom LMAOOO romeo or elijah is her son

Well your friends mom is a milf and you can prob see her videos and pics on porn hub

Would you rather:

Score trips on every tenth post

or

Dubs on every single post

Make that fuckin 8000 grit bud, still sandpaper. Checkmate.
Eleven why is that a question.
It depends if the animal is willing or not, if so then fuck yes.
Jack and mucus came out, glad you didn't say boogers.
1% swallowing isn't hard.
What do I even fucking do with a lava golem? Obviously I'd take the money.

Gotta go with trips

That's not a choice, those options are synonyms
Yfw I live on ground floor and my window is 2 feet off the ground.
Take the balls.
Fly why would I want to do that to my mom that's actually gross.

Fuck a wrench or fuck a nigger.

Haha you sound like a serious person

Would you rather:

Have the ability to make someone spontaneously shit themselves with your mind (have to be looking at them; live TV works but not older videos)

or

The ability to instantly kill your dad? (must use the jutsu)

*blushes*
I-I'm not really that serious o//w//o

i fuck with him cause of it

I would constantly show him the videos and pics of her naked and what not fuckkk she's sexy tho

Let's fuck?

would you rather leave Sup Forums forever
or never fap to cp again?

Would you rather:

Balance your cock between two running chainsaws while blindfolded

or

Join the anime club (no females) rest of the year

Sup Forums i'm not a faggot
winwin

youre a stupid nigger

Would you rather:

Give George Bush a complete footjob

or

Watch scat porn with all your relatives

Would you rather have access to:

Fort Knox

or

The Patty Vault

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