You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

I don't want to be held back.

Because I'm not a good man. I don't have a job, looks, or really any kind of redeeming quality. I really cant blame anyone for not choosing me, its like shopping for a car. no one wants a shitty car if they can have something better. also my car is shitty (but i love her)

I don't want one yet.

I am still getting my shit together.

Because she doesn't like "labels" and likes to keep an "open mind"

Didn't meet anyone who's interesting yet.

because im gay. what dont i have a bf? cause my life is fucked. I cant btm cause i have an anal fissure and i cant top cause i struggle getting it up

Starting to see why some guys are gay. Women can be shitty

I'm gay, just like you.

bc there is no girl that deserve me.

I have a gf

Get your shit together first, then get the booty. You just have to work harder, then you'll know when to go at that b00ty

That's great

Whaddya mean?

Keep looking. Try to do more interesting things yourself,

Women can be sexy and nice too, faggor

k

Why are you here? Go succ her pp

There face is like a punching bag, BAM BAM BAM BAM "STOP STOP" "SHUT UP BITCH" BAM

She probably deserved it, yeah?

i dont go outside except for work and classes

of course.

Get your classes done and become a professional pantie sniffer.

But if you do have enough time for a social life, go make one.

Because my mind state is never constant. An when I do meet people which provoke feelings internally, they have someone who loves them and makes them happy; and I don't want to fuck with that. So I seek things which release dopamine to mimic the happiness of another. Plus I'm socially illiterate. Not things that are appealing, but I'm trying to find happiness within myself, I hope I can find it someday

fat ugly social retard with mild autism

icantdoit

Try a singles dance or some shit

Meet new people

Dunky has a GF and look at him!

He's gotta be fatter than you.

Autism

Because I have a BF

I'm a loser

Im an overweight cunt with no self steem/confidence. Plus no job/car/source of money. currently studying.

Been suffering for one girl i stopped talking to since 3 years ago, tho

Oh and small penis

I'm mentally unstable and would very likely kill them in a blind rage were things to go wrong.

I dont like them, but I'm hetero, si it's an impass

B-But I do...

wife wouldn't be too happy if i did

because I have a daughter

>unemployed
>live with my mother

I dont fucking know, guess i got used to be alone, and iam scared of new relationships, i have some friends i like tho maybe i should just say fuck it and go for it
..

Coz every time I mention getting a GF, my wife goes all out to prove I don't need any more pussy.

>gfy, /btards

I haven't found the right woman who can cook, clean, raise children properly, be extremely wealthy and suck a mean cock yet. Doesn't deter me from looking! Luckily I am wealthy already so I probably exponentially increase my chances of finding my "dream" girl

Been super skinny skeleton my whole life. Like I would literally give Jewish girls flashbacks.

Only now at 23 am I beginning to bulk out a bit and look like I'm alive.

But even then I have pectus excavatum which is a chest deformity where my ribs create a dent between my pecs. To offset this I have a pornstar tier cock.

This is where it gets odd. I'm weirdly confident and comfortable in myself. I set no goals in my life and just coast through on the tides of life. Therefore I've never put myself in environments where I have easy access to single girls. And even when I have ever I haven't bothered to chase up any interest that girls have shown in me.

I do

Thanks for the advice Hitler.

Because I have a bf

Coz she didn't read the manual on: "How to be a good Girlfriend"

Got dumped on monday from a 8month relationship ;(

apparently im to akward xD

>You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

Because we said if she got preggers we'd get married. So we did. Shit was cash.

Sometimes wish I had a girlfriend(s), but w/e.

because im obese as fuck and females dont like men with tits

Literally so deep in the friendzone i hold her clothes while she is changing

how heavy? I got a GF at 260, which is pretty fucking fat. I mean she was heavy too, but yeah.

Low self confidence, socially retarded, huge fear of making mistakes, shy

does she show you her sexy panties before she goes out to the bars?

380lbs

i am one of saturns moons.

I should go out some day

i distanced myself when we started getting close because i was afraid of getting hurt too bad and now i'm still hurt bad

And i don't want to fuck fat chicks

that is pretty big. how old are you?

just get my shit together? You do realize that doesnt actually mean anything, right? its self important and empty nigga

early 20s.

no self control and eating disorder not good for you fyi.

Please be bait

that took longer than 10 secs

Just got out of a shitty 10 year relationship actually. Learning to be alone agan is weird. Plus i have a 3 year old with her. Thank god we didnt get married

I drive a bmw

Why did it end?

...

>h-hold hands for first time
>try to hold conversation while ever aware of the handholding
>can only focus on hand
>laugh nervously a bit too loud
>"user why are your hands to sweaty?"
>muscles tense, begin to regress.
>"user you're hurting me"
>continue clenching
>come back to reality
>teacher thinks you're fighting
>get suspended
>text "gf" apology
>friends tell family
>sent to psych ward by schizoid father

Never again.

>Dunky
no idea who he is but i just googled him and he has over 2 and a half million youtube subscribers

i have no success in my life. i have failed in literally every aspect. i've tried my harest to do things in life but just cant do it. just waiting until i have enough balls to an hero. will probably end up doing it on cam for the only people in my life that provide any kind of satisfaction ... the Sup Forumsros

some combination of the anons in the thread. Im currently jobless, I feel like a fat slob. I push people away out of fear of getting hurt.

Idk it's weird, everyday I see really cute girls but I don't feel anything, I'm able to see a girl and be like hey that girls hot, but I can't really feel anything, I have no interest for sex or a relationship or a companion idk I can't even cum if I masturbate.

I'm overweight however, muscular, face is unattractive, stable but underpaying job. Started a diet to improve my wight and am jogging regularly (Thank Pokemon GO). But all the chicks I've been interested in have denied me so there's that.

Have major anxiety, severe depression. Got terrible acne scars and a chest deformity so my self esteem is terrible, I'm 5'8 but weigh nothing so im a little guy in all aspects. Also I'm 20 years old with no job.

First gf left me for a woman after 2 years.
Second gf literally had everything. smart, cute, same interests in everything. Then she told me she had herpes from her bf before. I noped the fuck out of there.

>Mfw she told me I was the only guy who ever treated her nice.
>Mfw she'll probably never find happiness, and I probably pushed her closer to her breaking point by bailing.

Either I'm not ready for another gf, or I don't deserve it. Take your pick.

because i am a girl and have a bf

Good try Eric Harris

Haha, you're a squirmy little reject. Hope you die, assface.

...

because i have a bf

Because chicks are a pain in the ass. I prefer maximizing my own life rather than focusing it around someone elses

Mine left me last week because I'm an alcoholic.

The part that hurt most was that she convinced me to take her back weeks ago after I broke up with her because I didn't want my alcoholism to hurt her anymore. She said she loved me and wanted to stand by me while I got better.

Two days after I got reinsured and made an appointment to see a doctor and a councillor to address the underlying issues she told me she didn't love me anymore.

That's rough. Sorry to hear mate.

Because girlfriends can be restrictive and expensive, and I'm pretty happy with my current FWB situation.

I'm just not in the mood for another serious relationship just yet.

tips fedora

Fuck anyone saying that it's becaus they don't wanna be held down. I just got flat out rejected by my ex, I broke up with her, realized it was a huge mistake, too late for me, drinking it down atm.

I'm sure that fedora of yours gets all the ladies moist.

STOP

BEING

AN

ENTITLED

BRAT

UPDATE: Out of tequila, fml