Asteroid here, AMA. I'll start off by saying YES, I am a real asteroid and yes, I did cause tunguska

Asteroid here, AMA. I'll start off by saying YES, I am a real asteroid and yes, I did cause tunguska.

What're ya made of?

Tits or gtfo.

Are you sure you not a old piece of poop?

I don't believe you and you can't make me

a lot like your home. Mostly silicate rocks and stuff like that. a bit of iron here or there I suppose.

Whats the difference between an asteroid, comet and meteor?

What does Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him) look like?

well I'm a fairly normal dude, comets are dumb and gassy af, and meteors are typically little bitches.

i dont know him personally but from what I've heard he wasn't a good dude. One of my friends took him out.

Can you give me autograph?

Do you want me to stop by your place?

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please please please destroy ruislip

Can I find out what asteroid cummies taste like?

Sure mister asteroid.

Andromeda here, set to crash with Milky Way in 4 billion years to create Milkdromeda.

will elon musk enslave us all to toil on the moisture farms on mars?

the big corporations are always trying to take what little bit of space ive got left in this universe smh

QUIT SHITTING SPACE DUST INTO MY ATMOSPHERE YOU CUNT

Tits or GTFO

>MILFDROMEDA
>I'd big bang that

Hairy potato

Taking that giantess fetish to a whole nother level.

Sexy

Holy fucking shit. This is now a get thread.

He's touching her!

Oooooh shit son!
Consecutive dubs chkd!

giving that gravitational SUCC

Trip trip bubs

waddup

YOU BURNED UPON ENTRY! IT WAS NOT A CLEAN BURN! GET OUT OF MY PLANET YOU FUCKIN ALIEN! #BUILDAWALL #KEEPEMOUT