Just had sex faggots. Worship me. I got laid, but it wasn't everything I had thought it would be...

Just had sex faggots. Worship me. I got laid, but it wasn't everything I had thought it would be. Just felt warm feel more pleasure when I jerk off high.

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How much did you pay her?

What did ya think it was gonna be like ?

Is pic related? Because if so more.

Nah pic is ancient

Then have sex high.. Wtf??? Not impressed..

More anyways who is she?

You finally lost your virginity. Congratulations, it only took you 37 years

>feels better jerking off
>tfw op didn't touch the sides

I love women who look like this. Post moar

I'm not a Virginia I was trainee priest

When you realize OP wore 2 condoms and that's why he didn't feel anything

What???

Possibly true

I got ass raped by father o'neil.

Pic related? If So, you may be gay because she is hot af

Pic related , op fucked some junkie nigger left overs.

Haha classic basement dweller line, Level 32 permavirgin detected.
>tfw i lost my virginity to a hot ass 9/10 hooker when i was 17
>tfw i get laid now at 21 and still pay for hookers atleast once every 2 months
>tfw when you will never touch a woman
>tfw when paying a hooker actually boosted my confidence and got rid of any sexual awkwardness

Protip: if you dont pay for it by the time you're 19 it will be too late.

This so much, i dated a 7/10 for 2 years which quickly became a 5/10.
Hookers are always so damn fine.

I respectfully disagree, i lost my virginity in my early thirties.

Incest is 4pv worthy, silly OP

STD's are also "damn fine"
Enjoy the herps

did you use lube, or do you have a sore anus OP??

That's what rubbers are for, which is the reason i will never visit a hooker. Only once in my life have i ever managed to come wearing a condom and that was a herculean effort. There's no way I'm going to pay a days wages for a handjob. It's raw or nothing for me.

>OP got fucked by some junkie nigger left overs
fixed it

note to all the kiddies
>don't wear 2 at once,
>the rubbing between the 2 destroys both of them

Man op is such a colossal cock sucker. How long did you spend rewriting this thread to make it sound as macho as possible? Lol even if you arnt a virgin you are still far beneath one. Kys nigger

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That's why you wear 3.
>2 get destroyed
>1 final line of defense

hitlers momma had one big titty and one little titty and they called that bitch biggie smalls