Make assumptions about my bitch, I'll tell you if you are right or wrong.
Make assumptions about my bitch, I'll tell you if you are right or wrong
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Probably cheats on you 24/7
Chola, poor, narcissistic bitch
she has a really obnoxious voice
maybe
yes
thats not a girl
It's not that bad
Used to be a dude.
OP is fag.
Isn't happy you refer to her as "your bitch"
Can make platanos.
is she pregnant or is that a beer belly
she's actually your sister
When you guys watch movies or shows together you constantly have to explain to her what's going on because she stares at her phone 80% of the time
Looks like a single mum, belly gives it away
Probably a hot fuck
Vain and chavy
Likes drinking
Explosive personality, gets crazy and things blow up - great break up sex follows.
Not very educated
Sucks dick decent but sucks at riding cock.
Really tries to impress her friends, probably secretly can't stand them
she constantly tells you she wants a nose job, you have no money so you tell her she looks just fine
she was preggo
no but that would be fun if she was
yes she is a spic
you are correct sir
You are an internet Sherlock Holmes, correct!!
Needs constant reassurance with anything she is wearing (gets upset with you if you are honest about it). Is incredibly stupid with basic topics that most ppl with common sense would understand. Can't stay away from a mirror/front camera for an entire day
Child isn't yours, with you for financial support.
You guys are good!
Probably has a penis.
It's a guy
Try mine too
She is clinically depressed, molested by family member, insecure about her image, smelly pussy.
Easy to get on with
Generally fun and easy going
You don't need to explain everything to her and can be quite smart and engaging
Doesn't act or dress like a slut
Decent sex, but not wild and certainly not fantasy material
Overall a great friend and someone you can have good fun with and will do the things you love, however she's not going to set you on fire in bed!
i assume shes bi
me too
massive cunt lips
None of the above
True
True
True
True Not true
Not true
Will set your bed on fire with you tied in it and watch you burn to death while she fucks multiple huge niggers. Otherwise the perfect girl
true
She's ugly
Make assumptions!
why dont you start with others?
Any more assumptions on her?
Shes given road head
She swallows
Drinks a lot and has been raped
True and just assaulted. Somee couldn't help but get ahold of those tits
She will let you pick a hole because she has low confidence
Anybody?
smelly pussy, hemorrhoids
She comes off as a good girl but in bed she likes being man handled and has had a facial
True