IT FUCKING BEGINS

IT FUCKING BEGINS


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DUNCAN BTFO

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>2/10

All of my keks. Blizzard is finished

>it's another rotten tomatoes thread

Oh shit.

Nowhere to go but up I guess.

is this the beginning of neetKino?
it's so bad, you don't even have to leave your basement

O_P why do you lie?

imdb > rt

deal with it.

what could possibly be so bad about this movie it warrants a 2/10?

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Why do you people think this will fool anyone?

>No critic reviews yet...
3/10 for making me look

>Reviews Counted: 2

mc>rt>imdb>Sup Forums

sub-par visuals

Metacritic > both

Sup Forums>mc>rt>imdb>the reddit part of Sup Forums (star wars, game of thrones, capeshit)

>neetKino

>Sup Forums over anything

i've fooled several ;^)

A videogame movie with B-movie actors, shitty CGI, shitty plot and shitty photography that doesn't even try to hide the green screen?

2016 is a bad year for blockbusters when the best movies are only from Disney

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

CGI and visuals look amazing from the trailers though. The CGI looks in fact so good I would have preferred if they had done just a fully animated CGI movie instead of half CGI half live action.

No they don't.
Aside from the orcs it looks fucking awful.

>A videogame movie with B-movie actors, shitty CGI, shitty plot and shitty photography that doesn't even try to hide the green screen?


EVERY
FUCKING
THREAD

And you call other people shills

>Duncan Jones sacrificed his career for this

it's an ironic stylistic choice

EVERY THREAD L M A O

this is sadly correct, at least they are semi-accurate.

>b-b-but muh videogame joint is not garbage
Get fucked hahaha.

Holy fuck that is so pathetic

Why do people do this christ, how can anyone be that fucking obsessed?

>you will never be as mad and delusiona as blizzdrones

they're just keeping close to the source material

rateyourmusic > letterboxd > patrician Sup Forums > metacritic > rotten tomatoes > imdb > pleb Sup Forums

>1 minute
>same IP
Why are you replying to yourself?

>heh my movie is ironically bad i'm sure my millennial audience will totally clue in to my ironic shit CGI shit actors shit direction and shit story and love my film.

jesus christ, who is he shilling for?

Nice damage control

Disney maybe, or he's just a butthurt nostcuck

>.jpg

Stop being a faggot and linking compressed shitty pictures. How about you post a large sized .png instead and then we'll talk.

Seriously, kill yourself you retarded faggot.

Why does this thread have 36 fucking replies

Holy shit this entire board is fucking dumb as shit.

Kill yourselves.

Warcraft aesthetic looks like balls when applied to live action.

>this is what Blizzdrones praised for the last 2 months

Hi there DC cuck

I just want to see it for the orc babe.
And it's a Legendary movie, it'll be fun.

>these people actually exist

Zach BLOWING EVERYONE THE FUCK OUT

>jpg compression magically makes characters look like they're on a greenscreen

Dumb fucking frogposter.

That's what confuses me. There currently is no competing blockbuster movie directly competing with the Warcraft movie, is there? So the only other option is that this guy is actually doing it for free, which makes it even sadder and a little bit creepy.

Looking like someone is paying the critics to bash a video game movie just like BvS.

BVS WAS GOOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I love Warcraft the game but I have no interest in this movie. The lore is interesting in its own way sure, but nothing about Warcraft has ever made me feel like it'd make a good movie.

JUST

WE WUZ MOVIE REVIWERS N SHIEET

Eventually these retards will realize.

I think WoW has better graphics honestly

>There currently is no competing blockbuster movie directly competing with the Warcraft movie, is there?
some insider tweeted that warcraft is only first choice that weekend for 3% from looking at tracking
twitter.com/elmayimbe/status/733702679403225088
i don't know what else is on then but there's something.

>no competitors
Dude, Now You See Me 2 and The Conjouring 2 are tracking way higher than Warcraft.

REALER

THAN

REAL

BIG

fuck off Sup Forums

that;s because you only played wow and not the older warcraft titles

well yeah. it's notlike americans are particularly bright.

warcraft might not be good, but the conjuring was a steaming pile

is it just me or do people put way too much emphasis on rotten tomatoes score?

plenty of good films i've seen in the past have scored like 60 or even 70. in fact some even scored 50. 50 just shows that it's a marmite film, half the critics liked it, half the critics hated it. nowadays people just treat it like a "5/10" rating and think it's just average when really it might be that they will really like it or really hate it.

i dunno just something to think about.

What did he mean by this?

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is being a film critic a real job?

uh oh

What the fuck? There's fucking forests everywhere on this planet. Why greenscreen this?

Hey Seth Rogen! Pay us to bash each movie you want to promote your R-Rated Animated Film!

Spread the Hashtag #Sausagegate

Computer animators like getting paychecks.

ITL LOOK GREAT I PROMISE!

>not the first post from this IP

been to many forests with trees that big mate?

This is true

Imdb gets closeer to a normal distribution than rt

those trees are part of a built set
enjoy your practical effects

Its a set you retard

Why do the trees need to be that big?

Please pay us Seth Rogen! Let us bash each movie you want to promote your R-Rated Animated Film!

Spread the Hashtag #Sausagegate

>they built trees

It hasn''t been reviewed at all, you goddamn shitposter

rottentomatoes.com/m/warcraft/

It's Warcraft and everything has exaggerated proportions. They should've done the same with the humans honestly.

>Not the first post from this IP

>CGI that looks so shitty that even Warcraft 3's CGI looks better

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They should have just animated the whole movie then. Or gone with a more grounded style, like in the artwork for the old games

That way they could have cast your mom

For once someone mentions rym's based movie ratings

Yeah I agree
WC3 CGI is definitely dated.

How can you tell?

Sup Forums X, hover over the name and you'll see if they posted before in this thread

>pulp fiction #1

>Opel will fall for this

>user will shill for a shit movie

FOR FREE

Because that's the aeshetic
Warcraft has a crazy aesthetic and staying true to that is good, because it seperates Warcraft from other fantasy movies that try the same basic Englandesque aesthetic

The guy made Moon, how did he fuck this up so bad? I'm sure this fag had something to do with it being dog shit.

I half agree with this. The CG isn't the best I've ever seen but it become really noticeably bad with you have live action and CG on the screen at the same time. Huge mistake, should have made the whole movie in CG.

>every single CG video since WoW's BC update has been the cringiest edgelord cliched shit you could possibly imagine
>every
>single
>one


Was there anyone out there who didn't think this was going to be absolute trash?

yeah imdb is better, but sjws disagree

he also made Source Code, which was trash