How am i supposed to cope with the knowledge that i'll never have a gf, never hug a girl, always be alone, etc...

how am i supposed to cope with the knowledge that i'll never have a gf, never hug a girl, always be alone, etc, and be happy?

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have you listened to eckhart tolle on youtube.. it helps a LOT!!!!!!!!

Well with that attitude. How about focus on getting some self esteem first before focusing on 'if' or 'when' you get a girl. Getting a girl isn't happiness. I want to choke my wife out regularly.

it's ok it gets better in high school

You could get in shape and get yourself some confidence because being depressed won't solve anything, girls like guys who take care of themselves.

Mmmm marry me

Just stop faggot you post this thread every single day. Maybe you should go outside instead of making pity threads on Sup Forums or better yet, lose some weight you fat fuck

Already taken, but you can be my side girl Sup Forums

That's true
Girls do like guys who look after themselves
And don't nope about not having a girl yet
It's a big turn off
Just be happy about the shit you have and make your own life better, get passionate about something and you'll meet a good girl one day.

Eat a large dose of shrooms. More effective than going to a shrink. It'll show you just how much of a dick you are to yourself, and you'll come to peace with your inner demons.

Where are you from?

Maybe if you had a pair of balls you could get a lady.

the internet of course. How's your day going?

same here, 27 and never had a girl interested in me cuz i am short and ugly

you also apparently don't know how to rotate images. I'd start there friend.

Two choices.

1. Stop being a pussy and just fucking go ask some chicks out. aim where you think you should be and when it doesnt work lower it. Fine some bitches with similar ideals. If you get rejected you get rejected, take it like a fucking man and move on. Keep at it till you succeed in finding someone you connect with.

2. Go find a way to be successful in some way or just fuck off. If you can't get the confidence to try to be happy obviously works not gonna make you happy. Its blunt but shit nigga get your shit together quick

TLDR - TRY MOTHERFUCKER. If you fail try again. If you honestly lost hope get help.

you're a qt tho

>wild eyes

>great hairline and shape

>beard

just get a 5'0 qt

yeah my bad, on my pc they are always showed rotated in normal position so i thought it was okay

idk man they are just never interested and cold shoulder me

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lol let me know if i get any matches

if you loose som weight and get a decent haircut you'd look handsome af

no
it's so different. you have self esteem because you know you can get girls, as evidenced by having girls. thus girls mean nothing to you because you could easily get another.
i'm 25
confidence in what
i'll never meet a girl.
how am i supposed to get shrooms
davidschwimmer/10
everyone always acts like i have high standars when i don't have standards at all

i'm in a doctorate program, so that's successful in at least one way. it means fucking nothing

Same self pitying faggot every day.
Why don't you actually do something about it.

Thanks big babby!

By thanking babby.

Bro I do all of these things you're worried about but you have even facial hair that id kill for #perspective

Real talk I just lost 80 pounds in 1.5 years. Pity party gets you NOWHERE. Start caring heavily about your hair/skin/teeth/hygiene/clothes/attitude. Confidence is key. People say that too much but it really is. On days where I don't feel too crazy about myself and walk around with weight on my shoulders I never get looks from ladies or general positive activity. When I walk around feeling confident I notice people noticing me and my day just goes completely different. I'm rambling now but all I'm saying is come out of that shell now and amp your life up. Write shit down. Set goals. Long term/short term tasks.

I DID IT YOU CAN DO IT!

I have self esteem because I learned to love myself. It had nothing to do with women. This is the recurring problem I am seeing with your statements. You objectify women and some kind of goal, object or cure.

Being selfish is thinking someone can fix you.

You can't love yourself you are going to have a hard time loving anyone else.

Thanks big babby!

Not Op but I agree 100% man. Every day i look into the mirror is a step forward i'm learning to love myself and its a great feeling.

but you love yourself because you have value, you're not completely worthless. and this is validated by being capable of having relationships, which is not exactly easy

Tell me what you think what the reason is why you have no gf.


Is it because of your social skills?
I try to help you OP

and I'm really not trying to be harsh on him. I just think he's focusing on a symptom not the problem.

So then what do you want? We all give you advice, and instead you find a way to counter every piece of advice with an excuse. Stop making up excuses.

Honestly, I don't even think it's about girls at this point. I seriously think girls are the least of your concerns. Your problem is that you're not happy with yourself, it's not that you can't get a girlfriend. You obviously have no self esteem, and you're depressed for reasons regarding who you are as a person, not that you can't get a girlfriend. How the fuck would you ever think that you could make a girl happy when you can't even make yourself happy? Learn to fix yourself, learn to be confident and happy WITHOUT a fucking girl, and THEN, and only then, will you get a girlfriend. The pain of being alone is way easier to deal with than the pain of being cheated on and getting your heart broken, if that makes you feel any better. Cheer the fuck up.

Stop making excuses faggot. Just do it.

Thats not what you have to cope with. You have to cope with the fact that you are so much of a pussy that you aren't willing to do what it takes to be happy. This is the mindset that will make you fail at everything in your life.

> studying for a doctorate
> thinks he's useless

You should be worried about why you are coping with the fact you aren't even trying. What the fuck man, you claim you want these things but don't want to earn it? You can't be that pathetic...

Realize that despair is a useless emotion.

This is completely fake, threads like this are started with that same picture almost daily, op is a massive faggot.

Hello douchebag girl right here
Say hi
Stop sooking

i'm in a doctorate program. i have been employed for years.

i haven't failed at "everything"

Made me kek

thanks user. ill stop trying

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>sooking
what is this

you will find an answer when you forget the question

YOU'RE SUCH A SAD TORTURED SOUL!

You should do art.

And post this thread 500 more times this week. TIA!

>TIA
what do you mean

You will, user. Give it time.

Thanks big babby!

idc man
there are people reading this thread thinking exaclty this
it's good that it is here for them to lurk

in the same sense everyone will fail

>that rockefeller faggot is such a fucking failure eventually he fucking straight up died lamo smdh zozzle

dank meme retard, kys

it is not fake

Don't forget that you'll never have kids, grandkids. You'll slowly isolate yourself until you are nothing more but that quiet guy on the 4th floor.

Now stop being a pussy and go out for a walk or run.

Thanks big babby!

When you stop worrying about it it'll come to you.
You can't force this shit. As it is you have no game because you start spaghettiing all over cause it's a bigass challenge to you, rather than just you clicking with someone and creating/acting on mutual attraction.
Women are people too, they have the same sex drive. Just get/proposition female friends. Unless you're super weird about it, or you come across as a clinger (pls pls pls don't start talking about relationships) I give it a 50/50 shot of them letting you scratch their itch.

>I give it a 50/50 shot of them letting you scratch their itch.
And if they say no don't be weird about it, just move on with the friendship and try someone else. Nothing's going to happen. Nobody's going to gossip and it won't affect your relationships. People do this all the time.

thanks big babby

i don't know how to get female friends

You can't be helped here. Just leave and get an appointment with a specialist. Don't look for fucking excuses, you were thinking about it for too long and the web you caught yourself into is too embroiled.

lift you faggot and lose that bacon

same problem here. it's basically the nature who prevents you from spreading your genes. that's normal and affects many people.

same as fucking male friends. By talking to them about something you are both interested in, might be even a weather if she seems like this kind of person. If you can't find anything in common with other people then it means you are not even trying and you are ok with being alone.

Haha kill yourself like i will. Live an hero tonight

where do I watch?

Same way you get male ones.

Or just pick some off a dating site like fetlife or badoo or something.
> Keep it concise, know what you want
> Clear, thoughtful terms
> No romanticized pining, she's gonna consider whether you're gonna be calling her every night at 3 AM and breathing into the phone if she ends up turning you down.
> Little bit of smut ain't bet, let her know you could make her toes curl.
Last time I needed to fill up my bench.I made a FL profile and essentially just messaged 4 women with "I need to mate, let's talk" - That's it. 2 of them took the bait. Picked another one up at a coffeeshop after I sat down with her and her friend, flirted a bit and left her my phone number. She texted me later and I told her she should come by my place tonight.
Really just keep it straightforward without being a dick, she's like you are right now, insecure of herself and looking for some fun and validation. Give it to her and she'll gladly oblige.

Ill post on Sup Forums

join the illuminati cult. %100 you will get a girlfriend. Even 2 sometimes.

>implying the illuminati just allows anyone in

You're gonna make me hang around this shithole all night and hope that I catch the right thread? I can see now why you wanna kill yourself, faggot.

I have a really good advice for you and it is working 100% of a time, trust me.
Start using words like: long, hard, wet, hot, mouth, poke, stroke, dig, lick, smack, fuck.

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>Inb4 permanent friendzone.

You guys are assholes for giving such bad advice.

>LIFT
>LIFT
>LIFT

The confidence will then ooze out of your fucking pores and automatically attract women as your attitude will change.

Since I started lifting, women now stare at me and even smile at me when walking past them. All I have to do is find the right moment to strike up a convo and get the number.

Anyone who doesn't lift will not have this experience.

Acting. Seriously . get used to embaress yourself on stage for fun. Step 2) not giving a fuck. Direct result from step 1. don't give a fuck and have fun . 3) be clean and Try to get fit. Find your Style don't copy. Worked fine for me.I still ain't super fit, still a bit overweighed but getting there. Confidence, attitude ( 0% machismo.that crap makes you ridiculous.plus it's a sign of lacking confidence.be man enough to hug your guy friends and be happy when a gay dude compliments you) and confidence again. I'm shagging beyond my League for years now.never was Single for more than a month in 10 years and ATM got a great GF plus quite some on the side (we're not 100% monogamous.)

The friendzone isn't a thing. Friends have sex bruh.

lol you made me start lifting today

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She will NOT be attracted to you when she says "let's just be friends" and you accept like the beta you are. She will be subconsciously disgusted at your manhood for accepting.

In that situation, just walk away. There is no point in having female friends imo.

in all seriousness you look like ever other faggot that I know that doesn't look after himself, doesn't talk to people even though not fully socially inept and just sits around feeling sorry for himself.
If the only attention you can get is people feeling sorry for you(which I honestly don't, it's pathetic) and you dont fucking do anything about it or make an active effort to change, then its your own fucking fault.

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To add onto that, yes it is a thing when a woman just wants to stay friends with no sexual benefits.

It only exists if you allow it to exist, i.e cut contact with such women.

As opposed to what? Raping her?
If you got to that point you've already fucked up. She doesn't want to be just friends, she wants you to creep less. So stop fucking hovering.
You can still turn that around usually tho.

This thread again...... all the newfags are loving it

why is there no point in having female friends?
I talk with mine about relationships and they give advice, so do I if they have problems or questions.

Okay fag stop wallowing and this is what you do, bc i did this when i was in your place and it fucking helped a lot
1) get the fuck off Sup Forums, the sooner you stop surrounding yourself with pathetic fucks on the internet, youll be happier already
2)go work out, you know? Find a track some where and just start trying to eun around it. And hey guess what, youre not gonna be able to do it at first. But just keep fucking going man just find an excuse to win. Just keep running and trying to get better, pretty soon youll be able to run around it once, then twice, then 3 times and judt keep going and pushing and do it every day
It sounds difficult and it is dont get me wrong, but youll thank god you did it.
Youre never gonna be happy unless you stop asking people on the internet how to be happy, because none of these people know more about how to find your own happiness more than you do.
Get the fuck off Sup Forums

>As opposed to what? Raping her?
No, cut your losses and move on.

>she wants you to creep less.
I agree with that, if you get to that point then you already fucked up. However, I don't want OP to end up being "that guy" that befriends a girl and then after a year or so drops the bomb on the girl that he is head over heels in love with her, which never fucking works.

>You can still turn that around usually tho.
Not worth the time and effort. Best to let her know to contact you if she changes her mind and then cut contact.

Btw this is the first time ive been on Sup Forums in a long time and i only got on because im pretty drunk but holy shit man just do it

open your ass and your heart and mind will follow

stop being queer, edgelord

doesn't matter, thread is about problem totally real for PLENTY of people here.

Why the fuck would he hover for a year? I was telling him to come right out with it.

take solace in the fact that it also means you'll never have a girl break your heart. which is infinitely worse than feeling lonely until you fap again and go on about your life blissfully unaware of what that gut wrenching feeling in your stomach is like when you see her with a new man and know she'll be on his dick within hours.

stay a virgin, fag

Thanks big babby!

Do what I did and transition.
Its like every door opened up for me.

Also i know i sound like a huge faggot but just listen to me man im telling you this will help

Women give really bad relationship advice.

They go around saying that guys should be sweet and kind to women, all the while they are getting fucked by 2 asshole jocks on the side while the poor betas in her life are hoping that they get a few scraps while being "friends".

If you want good relationship advice, ask a guy who is fucking multiple women on the side and does not give a fuck. HIS advice is rock solid, women beg for his commitment while he does not even want commitment.

>all the while they are getting fucked by 2 asshole jocks on the side while the poor betas in her life are hoping that they get a few scraps while being "friends".
That's your injured ego talking.

Don't think like that. losers think like that.
Be a winner, make bank, get bitches, get high.

Pretend to be someone else, eventually you become them.

You still haven't fucking killed yourself yet? Why are you still alive

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Nope. It's reality. Women will drop their panties and their values for the right kind of asshole.

If you are attractive and push her buttons the right way, she will fuck you on the first 3 dates. Don't waste time with women who don't know if they want your dick or not.

I've also had women begging for exclusivity while I did not give a shit and told her I need some space, and she knew there were other women in the picture.

lol you sound really convincing. It should make you think.