WHAT DO????

WHAT DO????

Myself.

Shoot myself

You crush is passed out from stress

shoot the baby and then drown with a smile

Do a 360 and walk away

Shoot boat everyone sinks

Shoot the mom and child. Only room for one. Not three.

>There is room for one in the boat.

mom obviously

Shoot them both.
Sole survivor gets plenty of pity pussy when rescued.

But there's 3 in the lifeboat?

Mom, all I wanted was a Pepsi

Think of it this way, your crush will never forgive you for shooting a mother with a child, so for the sake of the child, kill your crush. Easy.

Shoot both. Tell everyone about my heroic efforts to save them.

You're gonna need food.

this

The baby

Scream "rules of nature" at them and toss the gun in the boat.

Survival of the fittest yo.

Lol

Kill the single mom.

and throw the kid overboard for good measure too

kill the crush fuck the mom

shoot all 3, hop in and use their delicious meat and the mother's delicious milk to survive

>boat can only hold one person
>clearly holds 3 full grown people
Get rekt faggot OP

Multi track drifting

As someone who had to live with their single mom, this is fucking true.

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Then you would be facing the same direction idiot.

I am a newfagand even I lurked enough

Kill the child and rape the mom te get another one

This guy gets it.

Thanks big babby!

It looks like your crush has some big ol fake titties, so, pistol whip crush, strap to side of boat for extra flotation, then ride boat with mom and baby to safety, using her fake titties for the docking bumpers when you find the pier. done.

The day user got redpilled. Jesus Christ.