In supermarket

>in supermarket
>see this
>wat do?

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tell that skinny bitch that she needs to eat a burger.

fuck her and post it

"your boobs are way too big. do you have problems with your back?"

continue my shopping

Why the fuck would I be shopping at whole foods? There's a whole foods coming to my town and they're spending billions on the sctructure. Everyone I know said they won't shop there because of how overpriced everything is.

how is that a bubble but theres no butt what the hell

Or a sausage

I'd probably just completely ignore her. I recognize her as famous buy I don't really know anything about her or her song titles or whatever. I'll let actual fans bother her.

poorfag detected

"Have you lose your ass at poker?"

Holy shit, she looks like a stick.

Turn 360 and walk away

>turn 360 degrees and walk away

lol dumbass

Hey, eat a steak and squat ... please!

"Holy shit. You're actually wearing keds."

>remember I'm a bigger

>Go over to the cashier, stab him in the face with my knife and gun down the customer he was serving. Grab money out of the register and rifle the pockets of the gasping customer.

>Rape Taylor Swift and leave

Din do nuffin

360?!111 Wut r u dum???xD Newfig

>not getting this reference

Did she authorize you to take this picture?

Try to make eye contact, if she smiles initiate the conversation. Take it from there.

pull out side arm and fire at it until the trigger goes, "click"

Ask her for a hug

Bigger/nigger

flipping heck

Retailfag here. They say that but when it opens everyone will go there regardless because it's something new. Then the buzz will die down in a few weeks and you'll just get the regulars.

Anyone got her number? Need to get her to check how much those carrots are. Fancy some for tea tonight.

>poop

>being this lame in a wat do thread

I would walk past her and probably text my sister about it or something.

I feel bad for her. She can't just go shopping. She has to wear earphones all the time to just not get harassed.

meh ...

>leave supermarket
>go to supermarket where milk doesn't cost $6 for a half gallon

Askin her "Tay tay ya'll give me a blowjob behind the freezer right over there?"

this. she's 5/10 there are many more girls in the store that look just as good or better. if she wasn't famous no one would think for 1 second that this picture and question were worth asking

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Nothing. I only fuck thick bitches.

Dat android guy again...

kill myself for being in a whole foods

Ask if I can use her arse to draw a straight line with

Honestly I think she's fucking hideous. I'd rather fuck dudes. In fact I do fuck dudes. Cause I'm a homosex.

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I bet you she listening to kanye

take picture

Newfag

Then you will be facing the same direction faggot.

Take a deep breath and make a fist with my right hand
Sprint directly in taytay's direction
Wind my arm so far back it smacks my own face
and swing with all my might into her red lipstick wearing lying piece of shit no for good piece of garbage face
Watch her collapse as people yell Worldstar

to me she's a 5/10 face with a 2/10 body

but there are times she can look better. Why she CHOOSES to look like that with all that lipstick is a mystery to me

>Never spoke to a girl
>Master at speaking to girls
You Dummy

show her my card.

mug her

>Ask for like 10 autographs
>Give one to my gf who is a fan
>Sell the rest on Kijiji for like $200 each
>Profit

>implying the only reason to get with her is that shes kinda hot
its for her money

Op?
youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg

>if she smiles
youre confusing real life with bullshit movies and tv

Rape

>Kijiji

the fuck is a kjijijijijij. Sounds like some mudslime yell before blowing up

Direct her to the "ass" aisle where she can purchase something to fill the back of those shorts.

it's the canadian craigslist

>Get box of magnum condoms
>walk up to taytay
>causally toss box of magnums in her basket
>rye smile
>"how about it, M'Lady"
>tip fadora

Absurd product markup aside, Whole Foods gets their food from the same places as Walmart. Watch a documentary.

Ask her where did her ass went.

Obviously that's Taylor Swift.

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They could have named it anything and they went some bullshit Eskimo word?

Ask if I can talk to Devito

right. you'd be able to enjoy her money. be a man and get a job fag and don't be a gold digger

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Throw the meat i bought earlier in her basket and keep walking

> skinny af
> forward head posture

Wont look twice

why are you so upset, friendo?

Op is a fag

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ask her to follow me on twitter

It's a stupid word.
Like moist
Or secretions
And should be euthanized.

Retard alert

"Uh hello, um, do you like memes?"

spoken like a true kissless virgin

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we all know it's an old pic. he wasnt pretending it wasnt. It's just another "walk in wut do" thread

no he was trying to truck the newfags. some of us are too smart for him though

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Ask this poor lady if she was born without an ass, or if it was removed for some reason

Grab some carrots

Rape what else.. we gotta avenge Elliot Rodger.

Randy?

Also, I've been on vacation in Florida (Germanfag here), and Whole Foods was the only damn place I could proper vegetables.

Publix was okay, too.

I scuttle over to her a fast pace, it scared her, she runs out, I'm a hero, scuttle back under my swick bridge.

Tell her carrots are really good for her eyes.

>bubble butt.jpg
>Taylor Swift
Lel

I love her to death but she's starting to look like a reverse trap.

We don't all like fat chicks user

I keep shopping, because who gives a shit

>bubble butt.jpg

Faggot detected. Throwing money out of the window for something you can get elsewhere more cheaper.
Same as Apple buyers...total morons

>they're spending billions on the structure
I don't believe you.

"I didn't know boards could walk"

>this much of an active imagination
Oh boy. Summer vacation is getting too long for you kids.

>hey taytay
>move on

go up to her, rip headphones of
tell to stop fucking up the world whit bad music
then sharpie in the pooper

>Take photo
>Get in /b
>Ask what to do
>Commit suicide with sharpie in popper

>H..hello Ms. Swift..
>I.. I really loved your cover of George Strait's "Run"..
>a..and also love story..
>I w..was wondering if you could sign my.. little sisters fanny pack..
>face bright red as soon as she awkwardly puts pen to fanny pack
>mfw fanny pack opens spilling spaghetti all over Ms. Swift

Ask her if she is going to buy some produce, and if not, tell her to move he fuck out of my way because I want some goddamn carrots.

aw poor people rationalizing their failures lolol lmao buds

Her posture really is terrible.

Probably cause she spends most of her time leaning over a keyboard shitposting on Sup Forums

4/10 would bang.