my neighbors daughters have a lemonade stand set up a few houses down and i was wondering if it wad socially acceptable for a 26 year old guy to guy buy lemonade from cute little girls?
its nothing sexual. i would just like to help them out, but i dont want to seem creepy
If you have to ask its gonna be creepy.
Do it anyways be a good neighbor.
Just go and buy the lemonade, dont worry what people might think
Dude that's creepy, never go near kids you don't know what they may do to you, stay in your mums basement with your PC.
Just go buy some lemonade from them. They have the stand there for that reason.
If you have a dog, walk the dog and buy a lemonade.
a small tip, OP
When you buy the lemonade, try not to touch the loli's
This is a good one. Often overlooked.
i am in America, so should i give them a tip?
Ask them how much a ZJ is.
Depends on how good the service is and if you are satisfied, if you know what I'm saying.
of course is ok, unless you make it weird you fucking autist.
Yes, but make sure it's just the tip
It's all in your head, you cheeky bastard!
Would Sup Forums like to go with me?
Proceed.
The camera comes too
Silly user, you forgot to put your pants on...
Are those your pedo boots?
Yeah sure, just put me in your comfy pocket
yeah, a creampie would suffice
"Forgot"
no pants. Just the way loli's love.
just go buy the lemonade then go home like a regular person.
Those lolis are going to be old hags by the time you get there...
im too scared
yeah its ok as long as you dont like touch them or some shit kek
I'm going to start asking girls if they want a creampie and always have one handy. That way, if they get all offended I can pull out the tasty snack, tell her she has a dirty mind, then if she takes it from me I can wink at her and say
>I knew you were into creampies
Nothing to be scared of! They're just little girls. They're not going to rape you.... probably...
>"its nothing sexual"
>posted jpg of loli on thread
>jpg
>clearly a png
Who was phone?
This, but make sure its not a wild kinda dog, if they get bit or cry you're fucked. Also make sure you're going out to walk the dog, if you just walk by and walk the dog back to your house then it looks obvious why you had the dog with you
Of course it's ok, dude. They wouldn't be out there on the street corner selling their goods to any passerby if it wasn't ok, so go get some of that sweet sweet lemonade.
where the fuck are you gonna hide those creampies? :-D
I have a feeling this is gonna be an epic thread
Don't forget your overcoat with those bare boots and get ready to run as soon as they scream. Concerned parents are really fast runners.
Uh, that depends. Are you going to fuck them later?
>jpg
>clearly a png
You're both wrong! Actually, it's 500x650
*bare legs
No. Buying lemonade from children is not sociably acceptable.
i have shorts on they just ride a little high
Pockets, numbnuts. If I always wear camo cargo pants with zip-off pant legs, I can always have at least one on me AND optimal leg temperature.
i unironically owned one of these before. i probably used the zip-off pants once in my life. carrying them around is really inconvenient.
theyre good for hiking/camping
Are you autistic? Just go buy some lemonade. Makes you seem like a cool adult who's helping kids out, nothing more.
post some pics of the girls if possible
how old are they?
user do it and take some pics for us as well.
OP, just buy some lemonade. It's fine.
What happened op, did they kill u?
He probably touched the lolis and got arrested
Why would he get arrested?
Depends where he touched...
>trusting lolis
What is false rape accusation.
So did I, until OP disappeared..
So disappointed
...
They have a lemonade stand for a reason, but since you're into little girls in animation.
You probably shouldn't attempt because you're gross asf.
Maybe he's currently havin' fun.
Go back to instagram underage fuck
OP here, the little girls were aggressive, I had to run away.
I've been pursued for two blocks with cries of patriarchy on my back.
source?
what was the name of the artist from the 2nd one again?
With those boots, I wouldn't be surprised if he already has the girls chained in his basement.
Rustle
Rustle
thanks
the art style and the smuf faces are great
also good use as may-mays