Wtf is this bitch talking about

Wtf is this bitch talking about
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ask for tits

typo, auto correct. probably misspelled money and phone changed it to sexy because she uses that word a lot

Alright. Wil post if she sends

I think we might get some boys

Maybe She Wants To Exchange Sex For The Laptop.

rather get the $300 than some mediocre sex and some stds

>697959868
just see what shes willing to do

Not Worth It

"let me see what you're working with and maybe we can come up with something"

Think this is a loss cause. What should I say next.

Send me some pictures of yourself and we can discuss the price again.

say that you'll need some nudes and the promise of a blowjob and you'll consider 75.

Get 100 and suck my dick for 200?

do you have anything you might be willing to trade? i might be open to ideas.

Basically this but not just a blowjob say Intercourse too

Ask for sex and a date.

Totally not worth 200 tho

i used to fuck that girl in my wolverine suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

youtube.com/watch?v=UFyuQUKQM6g

Why a date?
Are you retarded he'll end up spending money instead making

>Make Her Your Sex Slave.
>Say You'll Give Her The Laptop.
>One Day Just Never Talk To Her Again.
>Keep Laptop.
>Profit.

post her pic

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Get the nudes and be like "yeah, that'll still be $300"

Lurking

Kek
>lost

thats my plan

75$!? Tell her to get fucked. Dumb bitch is gonna offer that much out of 300? If she wants to barter sex for goods she better be a 10/10, not some fucking 4 on a good day.

LoL

Watch out guys. Looks like we have a pro here

Exactly

hes not wrong tho

Nice

For 225 bucks you can get a 10/10 hooker for 3 nights straight

Sorry for being a dumb fag but what application is op using?

Because dates are nice. Fuck off

Tits

she still hasnt responded after the "k" whats the plan

Obviously this had to be the plan all along

Not trying to be a pro here, but how do you walk into a business transaction and offer not even half? I hate dumb shit like that.

its an app called "letgo"

To do what? Walk your dog. Fuck outta here.

just tell her if she wants the laptop she has to give pusseh

>dates are nice
Haha holy shit lemme guess you've never just fucked without a date

"How hard are you willing to work for the remaining $224?"

idk where are you from bitch, but that's the prices here

"I don't have time send it now i got other offers" -try something like that

You guessed wrong. Dates are a nice and cute way of conversing.

eh

Wtf is she planning to do with a shitty $300 laptop? You can barely watch YouTube videos at 480p with it I bet.

If you're looking for a lifepartner then yea, but in this case not happening

Ask if you should reserve the laptop for her or not cause you got other ppl making offers.

Who is she?

checked

Fine, my bad.

You might be able to get a 10/10 for about 30 minutes or an hour for 250 here in Dallas

Op deded ?

this

Come back Oppie!!!

she might be taking the pics. otherwise say "I was interested in coming up with something but idk anymore. that's a lot" or something to that effect

Wat eh

OP, I wouldn't drop the price that much if she sucked my dick. But I don't care what you do with your possessions. If you wanna drop price for nudes then you're fully capable of making that decision for yourself.

Someone archive this thread and post it in 9 hours please after its done

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Ask if she is taking the photos

"I have another buyer, what do you wanna do"

got you babe

Great, now I have "I got you babe" stuck in my head

>Mimi
>Not using Clover
KYS

I'm going to laugh hard if she comes back with a photo of $76.

I just dyed reading that

Tfw u relize clover is no longer on app store

OP?

I'm going to laugh harder when it's a cop

I dyed an egg too

You can get it from Fdroid or directly from the creator's site
Loving the new design on it

Yeah I got to jailbreak my phone now. It sucks bro.

lurking since the beginning. progress op?

Bump

bump

I never deleted it and it just stayed on phone

don't less us down op

come on op. whats going on?

op died in mastorbation from fake pic, i love 9gag

It sucks for me cause i got a new IPhone and I will have to jailbreak it when the next comes out.

Rip

Jesus c'mon OP

bump for OP's message its getting tasty

is op dead, and i can stop lurking and go to bed?

Don't think it's gonna happen.

What. If. This. Thread. Was. Bait.

Are you guys retarded? You can download the .apk from their site. No rooting needed. And they still keep it up to date.

ifags

iphone retard

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They're using ios, pretty much why i hate ios

Ah. Well that explains everything. Sucks 2 b u I guess.

bump

The last strike

damn. oh well, gg op