Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
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Never will be cute
Good. I've been royally fucked up on wine coolers so definitely don't knock em till you've tried em.
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Claiming best girl, before rem fags.
Elitist scum
best poke claimed
Felt is best girl though
Gote claim, claim gote, etc. etc.
I've already slapped myself in the face and slammed my head into a desk multiple times
What more do you want from me?
Well, at least you placed him above Doctor McFuckup
And in the end, that's all I can really ask for
I get a few off, you get one off
Neither of us get
It seems we're stuck in a loop of mild annoyance at not getting fancy numbers on our posts
I showed up pretty recently, not sure about Torielanon over there
>"shitty goatbro"
You are the worst person I met on Toon Town
You're blind to the problems of the world
I swear I will attack you with a large blunt object and cause serious internal bleeding in your septum
You have given me a small victory, and for that I offer you my thanks and an imaginary high five that cannot be felt due to that not being how the internet works
Say that to my face you close-to-trips bastard
I will do absolutely nothing but also be really angry-sounding and we'll both leave feeling disappointed with the meeting
You're so cute, I could just snuggle with you all day!
hi
>Rattle blink rattle
Not much, just trying new things
F-finally? What do y-you mean?
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Can you see me?
still here
and
ok for sure
If dubs you must admit you are a cute!
Tough choice, Zuihou or Takao.
I quite like Zuikaku as well.
What is this?
Waifu claiming?
You sad weeb faggots need to kill yourselves, seriously
>Also claimed
fuck me today
Forgot your image.
Not yet.
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Reroll for a cute
>Will never leave
>Will never say anything bad about you
>Many holes to fuck
>Will stay hard even after many hours of intense sex
Best waifu claimed
I just came here for a blow job?
Don't know if bait or troll.
>Above doctor mcfuckup
that's a pretty accurate description of alphys, yup yup
Give or receive?
i used to have a waifu
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
youtube.com
if trips or more you get some sleep
Nothing, nothing~
Excellent taste, Zuihou is my favourite CVL.
Zuikaku is really good aswell.
i noticed
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Wonderful spooky
Did you FINNd one yet, or did your search get BLOWn out of the water?
Depends. Cup of lesser wine would be race mixing between actual white and maybe Italian or Slavs.
If you got sand-, curry- or regular niggers mixed in, it's manure and also haram.
Oh, okay then~!
Calamity-masu'd
Happens. Especially when trying to talk to multiple people.
あなたは正しい、あなたがそのことを意味するもので遅らせることをやっていません：
正直なところ、なぜこのクソスレッドを見て、私保つん。ただ、自分自身にこの愚かな偽の妻のたわごとを維持し、誰もあなたの精液ステンド幻想を見て、あなたはキディ・ディドルだろう少しその女の子についてのあなたのくだらないたわごとのたわごとを読みたいとは思いません。ちょうど停止をダッキング。行く出会いや高校を終えます。それとも/ゴミ箱/上のこのたわごとを投稿してください。あなたのすべてをファック。あなたが台無しにされている/ B /ポテトチップス、潤滑油やカビの生えたボディ枕の臭いはありません皆のため。
>でKEKの前にuがホモuがあっても舞waifuのことは知りません
>あなたはuはuのに大きな敗者fagetを残すことができ、あなたのお母さんの地下室で、その上に無シートであなたのエアマットレスに眠りに落ちるまで、 uが作らアニメの女の子にけいれんし、それに印刷された彼らと枕を抱いて好きではないの前にいる場合に
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Spanish.As in, from Spain.
So a very slightly lesser wine.
MASU'D you post that picture on this thread? What you do is such a calamity!
Why not both?
You're right, you are not doing things to delay in what means that the:
Honestly, why look at this fucking thread, I keep do. However, to maintain the shit of this stupid fake wife to yourself, nobody to see your semen stained fantasy, and you want to read the shit of you stupid shit about that girl a little would Kiddy Diddle I do not think. Just ducking the stop. I finished the encounter and high schools to go. Or / Please post the trash / this shit up. Fuck all of you. You are ruined / B / potato chips, lubricating oil or moldy body pillow of smell is not for everyone.
> I do not know that dance waifu even if there is a u homo u in front of the KEK
> You u can leave a big loser faget to u, in the basement of your mom, to fall asleep in your air mattress with no sheets on it, and spasms in the girls of anime made u is, If you embrace them and pillows that have been printed on it in front of you do not like
Cute pic though.
Must be very sPAINful....wait.
only talking to you so yeah
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Thanks
You have great taste as well, boats can't be waifu's though
Im not cute
But you are~
Wonderful Dork!
You must be very lonely. We can TIE yourself together you know.
Catalonia or south?
That goes double for you. I especially like the filename
Fn fal is best raifu
自分を殺します。
あなたは私のワイフのことは知りません。
Taken too late
Just a joke
>bait or troll
The 2 are usually mutually inclusive
Sutekine mimu
>Didn't even notice the filename on first pic
Oh my, the double meanings.
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Fuck already
Yes you are!But thank you.
I don't know.But I don't have an accent and everyone thinks I'm 100% white.
Why do you use this e of rules? I tought you are old enough to not spread what is cancerous
Just got out of the bath. Feels good to be clean, man.
Oh hey, it's everyone's favourite pic.
Ah, you were worth the post
Always a pleasure to see you.
Summer is absolute shit
shut up faggot
I don't follow.
Come on! You ArnTold. Quit WANDAring about it!
Not cute!
Your haaaawt though~
Double meanings a best~
Ssssshhhhh, its supposed to be subtle!
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Claimed.
What is elevated my dudes
Oh my
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There are better.
Butts are lame.
If trips or more all of you sleep
Please...
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you broke the lurk just to say hi? How cute of you!
Might as well. Juvia Claimed
mandatory cc claim
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Ur mine
Mi-Liu?
kek.
Different strokes for different folks user.
>Double meanings a best~
Mhmh, indeed indeed.
>All these cute Rins
I despise you with a burning passion Carlos you meme bastard
Hey, here's a thing:
People ask questions on here sometimes, and sometimes they ask questions to everyone
So, seeing as how I'm currently listening to some musics
QOTT: What music does /waifu/ recommend?
My recommendation goes to literally everything The Protomen have ever made
I'd be asking a more relevant question, but coming up with things is hard
Isn't yer waifu from Dead Dead Demon's Dededededestruction?. That's a good waifu bro.
Asano Inio is fucking Madman.
I love that guy.
Well, whatever ya want. Anything ya would want me to do with ya I would do happily
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I've only been awake for 3 hours though
Oooh, on that note, who's that artist, if you know?
Hey Ruby user
Are you that poster i was talking about the 2007 Sup Forums threads with?
His name is Die, you can find him on zerochan (assuming you're referring to picture kyouko posted).
Sleep again
They don't sleep anymore on the beach.
Hey
I don't really have anything to do besides read and sleep right now, any good flash games for a somewhat tired person?