Dubs decides

Dubs decides

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why havent we fucked yet

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Post tiddies pl0x

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im really sick of all those fucking niggers killing people and stealing our women.

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Rip op

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I wana see these texts O.P...WITNESS MEEE

LmAO

Whitnessed 0.o

would you suck my cock?

You got a line on some good dope? None of that nigger shit cut with clorox.

(after she responds) i have this cool video of me getting assfucked by a dog, do you wanna see?

>would you suck my cock?
I prefer more risky business on this page sir

i'm discovering cp, maybe i would fuck a child

reroll that shit

Whoops, just blew my load thinking about you. Should be ready to go in another hour. Talk to you then?

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sure. But actually not really. ;)

can i drink you piss?

God damn what a waste of dubs you faggot

my dream is you starring at me while i'm fucking justin bieber

i really want to water ski down your grandpas back

>can i drink you piss?
You're" good god summer has begun

i love taking shits

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i lost my verginity with a sheep

you're shit at conversing, kill yourself you silly kike

my asshole is so loose you can hear it clapping when i run

One time i paid a homeless man to poop on my chest

"Your." It really has.

One time i fucked a dead cat i found on the side of the road

The lack of dubs in this post..

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can i drink your menstruation's blood?

SWINGING MY WILLY LEFT AND RIGHT

YOUR MOMMYS ASSHOLE IS SO DAMN TIGHT

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>"Your." It really has.
Whelp...fuck

I jerk off to pictures of dead animals

Look, you have two options right now, you can either sends me nudes or you can go fuck yourself

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hey bae. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: youtube.com/watch?v=UFyuQUKQM6g ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.

If you don't reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

i want you to shit in my blender so i can mix it with milk and make a milkshake made of the love of my life

One off

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Why roll with nothing to say....u time wasting newfag