Waifu claiming thread.
Kitty edition
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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Meow
Wew there. I live for Shiro, but y'know, song related. But it's possible Yuiko, I'm not too sure.
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Ah, too much of anything is not good. I try to limit myself to about two bars a day.
Rage is more on our department
Claiming best girl. fuck off rem fags
No.
Yes
Fuck you
Gardevoir claimed
>Kitty edition
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life feels respect and adoration towards you, user.
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Techinically, it was one bar...
Just a big one.
Yes.
still here
Nyaa~, I guess.
Maybe.
I'm going to sleep now, join me.
If trips or more you all sleep and cuddle with me in bed.
Or you could cuddle with me anyway, I'm not against that of corpse.
I would cuddle with you anyways.
(trips guy)
So close
(Yui)
Not much Yui, not much
How about Yui?
(Rainforest)
I will always be by your side
oh look a kitty
>kitty rattles
Why not?
Goodnight
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Ya seen to be pretty confuse about yer feelings.
>corpse
You know what I meant
Galil is fox not cat
Saber claim
Goodnight
This
Weeaboo Claiming Thread
Claimed
Trying to watch the Code Geass stream but my connection is poor as always.
Mommy.
Ah, well I'm a fat fuck, so my tolerance to food is pretty high. Could probably have a lot of large chocolate bars.
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I am, I won't deny that. I don't really want to talk about my will to live though.
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>Cat rattles
Meow.
It's for weebs anyway.You aren't a weeb are you?
Sexy kitty
kkk
Doll claimed
>Closest I got to a cat picture
>1 off
Right back at ye
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Im going to sleep fellow comrades,summer is giving me a cosntant feeling of tiredness
Roll
>I'm a fat fuck
She's going to chip her fucking tooth you dunce, give her some help.
Here is a list of ways you can help her.
>scratch behind her ears
>stick your fingers in her ears and scratch inside
>lightly tug on her ears and pet them
>softly lick the tips of her ears and let her do the same to you
>stroke her tail
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Well...if ya don't wanna talk, Ok then. But im always here for ya
Laura Vanderbooben
Isn't aMEOWzing, Arnold?
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sick thumbnails
Its not like we like each other or anything
Nyan~
almost satan
Galil is not lewd and is not cat!
>softly lick the tips of her ears and let her do the same to you
>stroke her tail
Too lewd!
And she will damage her feed lips of she continues this bottle opening, that's true
mandatory cc claim
I wish i stayed home today
why you hate me
The Waifu Machine is a fan of Baneposting, but you seem to keep saving thumbnails.
How about I pinch you in the scrotum, Carlos?
I'm doing good. I just finished NGNL so now I'm trying to figure out what to do with my life.
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I guess I thought I could handle it, I changed my mind pretty quick.
K E K
E
K
So is everything else good, like bacon. Put down your silly storybook and join civilization, you silly sandnigger!
I want to be lewd with the foxy kitty
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I don't hate ya, why would ya think that?
*punch
fuck
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>Too lewd!
Is touching her teeth too lewd?
Either way...
That would HARDly hurt me. Just HANDle me well. :)
I appreciate the offer, but I think you know why I have to turn you down.
Speaking of NGNL, how was that?
Nyaa
hi, postin from big lan party.
what's up
>leaving your house
what is wrong with you?
i miss you Yuiko best underground waifu.
we were thking about watching city of god sometime soon hope your down to watch with us.
p.s. fuck sachi
No, fuck off.
Go erp with someone else.
No.
Maybe not.
Not the right time for it.
No.
post pics
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You are too cute for lewds, and Galil is not for lewds.
No, teeths are not lewds.Just look at how cute they are!
best neko-fu coming through
Stop being LEWDicrous, Arnold. Are you WANDAring about who you want to do "dirty stuff" with. I'm sure Wanda is available.
Pretty fucking good, clever and everything just adds up so well, plus Yuuki wasn't kidding when he said it was quite ecchi. I'd say get watching.
Hey Stella, what game are you all playing?
Maybe?
Bet she has some
>Rolling for loods
cant beat her
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the best
Tsundere~
shes okay, I guess
Yes, I want to see her biting something that isn't a soda bottle.
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Like ears, tails, or apples.
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>That ass
I miss you too. But barely have any time by now. I cancelled some meetings and shit today to play Pokemon GO. I'll drop by in 2 or 3 weeks if possible.
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>B-but I love Sachi
Claim! This is the first claim in for days where I am fully conscious. Making up lost sleep feels good.
cute! cute!
gizmo is my waifu. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: youtube.com
Th-thats rather lewd user....
Even if you weren't 1 off I don't have any Galil lewds
but wait, there's more!
Mugi
she has a special.. "something"...
feet perfection
>Offbyone Kenobi looking for Galil lewds
God damn it let the Doctor roll the dice.
How about borderline yandere instead~?
Yeah
Thicc as fuck
a certain "something" that puts her above the rest!
That's what i'm worried about too.
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I don't know about the others but i'm playing csgo. There's like 4000 people here.
Then you would have to save then in the spot
Ah, I've already watched it. 7/10 overall for me.
GALIL LEWDS. JESUSTRIPS DEMANDS IT.
a very special neko-fu indeed!
Thanks man
A dick?
She only bites soda bottles, and that's cause she's silly.
NO.
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Possibly!
She has a friend too!
I can play competitive Overwatch now
I won't though, i only heard bad things about it