In this thread we decide what super human powers we want and then other anons put limits on it

In this thread we decide what super human powers we want and then other anons put limits on it.

>I want to be able to cum extremely quickly

you can only do it by watching dogs get tortured

>Invisibility

i want to be able to grow every muslim a pig head...and give them cancer!

You can only be invisible whilst taking a shit

i want to limit on this one

Each time you do it a white blue eyed child dies.

ok, forget about the pig head

Everytime you do it the Muslims you have affected will band together to bomb you.

>flying

statistically that's impossible

only with your dick as a propeller

So now we're putting limits on the limits?

not with a glioblastoma in final stage

I would like to be able to persuade anyone to do as I tell them, no master how absurd

They know about you being able to do so and everyone will hate you for it. No friends buddy.

>time travel

You can only go forward in time.

>the ability to jump great distances safely

You always land in water

Now that is just a fucking disadvantage

X ray vision

i would like to fly when approaching water or great heights

I want to be able to read like my hero Floyd Mayweather.

i'd like to make a girl wear black opaque stockings with a snap of my fingers

you're afraid of hights and shit yourself every time you decide to.

only works when its pitch black and you can't see anything anyways.