IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

is Sup Forums ready for an American Psycho remake starring Margot Robbie?

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Yes. I want that. Give it to me

I hope Margot has the commitment to plot that Christian did. Especially with the hooker and sex plot.

I'm ready for women to sit the fuck down

Fuck off and stop pushing this shit, she's not talented enough to play a lead role.

>doesnt even show ass in the shower scene

fuck right off

WOMEN ON LITERAL SUICIDE WATCH. WILL THE XX'S EVER RECOVER?

Will she get ottermode for the part?

It's not the same with a girl, desu. For models and actresses this shit is basically daily routine. But when Patrick Bateman, serial killer and yuppie executive, does it, it's unnerving.

>woman who has never had to work a day in her life, blessed with genetics that leave her looking skinny with nice tits and puss working out hard to achieve a strong physique

dont make me laugh

>MUH SEXISM
Note how my comment was in regard to talent, not the fact she's a woman, dickhead.
Also, why the fuck does everything have to be a remake now?

wow, she fucking sucks

It's things like this that make you realise why women get paid 40% of what men get paid.

Isn't she Australian? Where's her horrid accent?

Is this some sort of DCEU covert promotion?

>Bret Easton lists BvS on his best films of the year
>Ad with Margot referencing American Psycho
>She plays Harley Quinn
KINO

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>she's not talented enough to play a lead role.

MUH DICK says otherwise.

What a great way to divert the conversation to a safer topic. I can taste the triggering from here.

No one should touch American Psyco. The sequel was already enough of an abomination

let's make her the dubs girl after the movie comes out

not into fridge commercials m8

>not Daddario
Their loss.

meme actress.

meme actresses:
margot robbie
alicia vikander
jennifer lawrence

I bet you're either a shill or a butthurt feminist, either way fuck off.

Alexandra Daddario

observe this numbers

>vogue producing this video

doesn't this miss the point of the original

>alicia vikander
literally who

how can women even compete?

Looks don't equal talent, dumb shit.

There's nothing he did that a woman can't do. If anything women are more used to doing that and so would probably do it better.

maybe i got her name wrong it's that brown 'swede' with no tits no ass no hips no talent

what the big deal? she looks like what a pornstar who did acting instead of porn would look like

how can meatbags even compete?
youtube.com/watch?v=meJckIFWFR0

Women physically can't do over 1000 stomach crunches, it's just physics.

No man can do that in one sitting. It's a meme number.

>he doesn't reenact Patrick Bateman's introduction as his morning routine

Doing a 1000 is stupid, only a man would do something stupid like that. Of course though they just made up the number to sound impressive. Bateman would know doing 1000 is a waste, you need to add resistance or mix up your exercises. Plus you're more likely to injure yourself doing a 1000 too.

i'm bored. better watch this repeating integers

>he doesn't reenact Pest's introduction as his morning routine
/stinkydinky/ detected

Actually of all the stupid genderswaped or female-led meme films that are in the works, American Psycho is the one that I actually fucking want. though there was already a female American Psycho and it fucking sucked. Man I hope they don't pussy out because it's a woman this time around. I wanna see a fine looking bitch torture other female coworkers outta jeoulusy, I wanna see her kill homeless, I wanna see her eat people's brains. I want another Bateman.

not him but i've actually seen someone do 1,000 crunches at my old gym. just stop posting.

>Bateman would know doing 1000 is a waste
It was the 80s, they believed more is better without exception when it came to fitness.

>being a """"""safe"""""" crossfitter /fit/izen fag
>not pushing himself to the humanly possible and being better than literally 0.0001% of the humans that ever lived

Point out where I said it's impossible. It's just a stupid thing to do. Impressive, but stupid.
I can accept this explanation.

He did say he could do 1000, not that he actually did every morning.

>only a man would do something as stupid as that
>Bateman would know
Nice contradiction, senpai.
Also
>implying that's not just the start of the workout
I don't think you're that stupid, I think you're just mad because you can't do over 1000 crunches.

hopefully the explore the book a bit more in depth and she eats a dead jellyfish she found on the beach.

The oscar winning actress.

You don't have to like her, but at least pay attention, you fucking moron

>mfw literal 2/10 neckbeards try to suggest that Margot Robbie is unattractive

Subtle kek,

oh you mean I should pay attention to THESE masterpieces? I barely know the name of the leading actors in that crap

>Bateman would know doing 1000 is a waste

confirmed for not getting the entire premise of the movie (and book). the whole point is that he doesn't get ANYTHING. his clothes clash, his food doesn't go together, his politics is just buzzwords off the news, he has no idea. he just gloms onto excess as if it's right. OF COURSE he'd do 1000 crunches everyday like it's a good thing.

Get out right now normie

Yes, you should naturally know them if you are in the scene. But you're just a sperg

Look I don't care if this remake is good or not. I just want to know if this is gonna have doubles, like my post does

lel fag

>blone hair
>no tits
>weird face

no thanks

As long as there's Just undies Isometrics, I'm fine.

Better not be any bra.

My only qualm is that does the corporate culture Bateman was dealing with even exist in the modern day?

Is it going to be a remake set in the 80s still?

Wait, why are they remaking a movie from 2000?

I hope she's naked a lot.

Is she going to fuck Male prostitutes?

Post your pic

fuck off with this demon bitch

Isn't American Psycho supposed to be all about men and male culture in corporate America in the first place? The whole business card thing was a metaphorical dick-measuring contest. Seems like a strange choice of film to remake with a woman as the lead.

Hey, I'm no looker, either, but no one's making a movie about me in my underwear for 90 minutes

pic of what? or did you mean pick?

kys fäm

bad bait

>all these people who didn't watch the video

wat

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>Is she going to fuck Male prostitutes?

that's the first question i asked myself, honestly.

as if it worked the first time around..

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almost everyday a new casting is announced where a traditionally white male character is replaced by a woman or poc. why?

People just want get triggered and rage about whatever. Videos aren't watched, reviews and articles aren't read. You post any fake shit and you got a 70% of at least 200 replies

>>blone hair
>>>>>>>

Well, that could change, baby

>Is she going to fuck Male prostitutes?
Hopefuly both. And then mutilate then, but only if they want to get trashed by liberal sites like the guardian.

>an herb

Do Americans really say it like this?

oh fuck. alright, you caught me in a typo.

Well there was a "sequel" with a female protoagonist, but it sucked.

Well Patrick really hated women at a deep deep level, it's hard to see a woman play that same role, especially doing some of the sexually humiliating violence that Patrick enjoys so much.

American Psycho is already satire, so it really doesn't make sense to parody it.

Nah it wouldn't work faM. The ad is kind of clever, but at the same time dumb.

Herb is like hour, no consonant sound.

Also, it's traditional that an always goes before H, even when there's a consonant sound, although nobody follows that rule anymore, but you'll see it in books published before people stopped caring about not being retarded.

God that movie was laughable

Imagine being killed by a fridge.

she is much worse at pulling that shit off her face

Yeah. Even if they made her a psychotic woman that hated every other woman it wouldn't work. That would just be the same film with nothing new.

>swn pull your dry cum off her face like that
why even live?

Kek at the accent change. Got me

Daily reminder that Margot Robbie is at least 32 years old.

part of Patrick's character was the blatant misogyny in his character and environment

you can have a female lead do the same, but misandry is not misogyny, so tonally the movie will be something completely different

That bitch is ugly. You morons need to accept that.

stop with this meme you idiot. that rumor has already been debunked.

YES PLEASE

>Dat awful attempt at the face peel shot

My autism was well and truly triggered.

There already was an american psycho with a woman. It was the sequel starring mila kunis

No it hasn't, Margot's PR intern.

Has anyone here seen the American Pyscho musical currently on Broadway? It's fucking insane, the production design is absolutely nuts and the music is a really bizarre mix of synthpop and electronica that gets more and more insane as Bateman goes deeper into his insanity and psychosis.

Definitely worth seein if you're in NYC

THIS
HOLY
FUCK

>Thressome scene replaced with bi femdom

>"don't just stare at it Christopher, eat it"

>mfw

I actually just saw this the opening scene was rlly fuckin neato

basically the show opens with a clear plastic screen coming down in front of the stage, which is laid out as patrick's apartment. then strobe lights start flashing along with this weird tonal/static music and fog begins to fill the entire stage. then a woman comes out of the fog and presses her hands up against the screen. Then patrick shows up right next to her and there's a bloodcurling scream, cut to black, and the opening number starts. really well done, made me jump in my seat.

the rest of the musical is pretty great, definitely feels more like a black comedy than a satire but it gets really crazy.