You are Gamestop and this guy slaps your GF's ass... what do you do?

You are Gamestop and this guy slaps your GF's ass... what do you do?

btw, this guy is 5'8" and 320lbs...

Into the trash it goes.

poke him with a thumbtack and watch all the animal semen he's injected himself with flow out.

considering that's all synthol, kick his ass and move along.

i cant do shit because im a store

>5'8"
kek
id look down on him and pat his head and say
what are you doing all the way here? you haven't finished painting my garage

draw my glock 19 and empty 15 rounds into that piece of shit.. muscles aren't bulletproof, faggot.

Pull out my AR 15 and shoot him down.
Self defense.

>Implying he can actually move properly.
Why do they even think this is a good look?

I think I ask him if he needs someone to call an ambulance, having 200lbs of synthol injected into him can't be healthy

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5'8" fucking midget... Kick his ass all the way back to The Shire!

>You are Gamestop
Well I think I would sell people video games and video game accessories

Gamestop...girlfriend...

Sage

Pop all of his synthol bubbles

you one of them quick draw artists, boy?

pussy bitch

have an upvote

10mm master race

btw you shouldn't own guns

I'd see my girlfriends reaction, If it is that of a slut she will be dumped.

Synthol.. What a faggot

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11.43mm is far superior, you low energy mouth breather.

btw you shouldn't touch yourself at night.

I am Gamestop. I don't care.

winner!

Shoot him with a 44. Magnum

Is that your reaction? U a fat mahfucka man.

he looks like one of the battle toads.
im sure he would be thrown out of the store as soon as i pointed that out

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>i'm gamestop
>my gf is best buy

i deploy the geek squad!

Laugh at his synthol injections

turn 360 degrees and walk away

pop his "muscles" with a pen

Hehe.

free Ticket to prison. Then some other dude gonna take after you get butt blasted in jail anyway, fag ot

GO EVEN FURTHER SYNTHOL

punch to the adams apple he is out cold or dead in seconds

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psshhhhhhh

>go to bank
>withdraw life savings
>take 1337 picture of my edc
>show off to weeaboos and basement dwellers
>cry self to sleep every night

poorfag detected. lol ujelly?

trips = truth, check'd

>2016
>not having motorcycle airbags built into your shoulders
do you even keep up with the times, bro?

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>braging with $500, like a nigger

5'8...

Hows it goin shortie? Im 5'9" 135 lol

probably the best answer in this thread, if shes an unfaithful bitch then throw her to the dogs

>6'3'', 380, muscular, profi american football
Bust his shit and make him drink whatever he injected into his fucking neck

Beat the fuck out of him since he had to stop working out and taking his juices or they would have had to amputate his arms.
Now he's a total wreck and I'd smash him like the beta cockroach he is.

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>thinks $500 is bragging when that is just a typical amount of cash carried day to day..

poorfag detected.