The government offers you a $15,000/per year job as an abortionist...

The government offers you a $15,000/per year job as an abortionist. You must perform at least 200 abortions to meet the yearly quota. Additionally, you will make an additional $800 for every baby after the quota. You will also make an additional $100 per abortion, as you can sell the clinic's aborted fetuses to local Chinese restaurants. There will be no shortage of babies to abort. Would you take the job?

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No.

Stop. You are not going to try and act like copypasta is fucking new and original. I'm sure you're breathlessly waiting to post a (you) to yourself so you seem original and cool.

Fuck off, you stupid thieving, reposting faggot.

If you perform 2 abortions a day, everyday of the year assuming you don't work weekends or any federal holidays you'll make $259800

15 grand a year is burger-flipping money for a complex medical procedure. Unless I am perform abortion with table saw you had best tack another zero onto that number.

Stale pasta.

>inb4 Dr. fetus Deleetus

Kind of. I wouldn't sell the babies though. Trafficking in human remains is some serious fucking jail time. No amount of money is worth doing any amount of time in federal prison.

Are they nigger babies?

>15,000 per year

haha how that's rich.

>$15,000/ year
That's not a job that's a fucking hobby.
I make more than that off my investment portfolio alone.
Think about that for a moment: I'm sitting here doing jack all except beating off to porn and browsing on Sup Forums and I'm making more money just sitting here than your little bullshit scenario.

that's a shit salary, what is this, fucking 1980?

Retards who can't count.

Did you not read the rest of the post?

This girl I know got an abortion and all she had to do was take a pill..

>2 abortions a day
>$259800

Can I start tomorrow?

$15,000 base, 200 abortions to meet the quota
200 x 100 = $20,000 extra money from those being sold
$35,000 net EXCLUDING $800 after the 200 quota essentially as overtime

Are you kidding I would do it for free!!! will I get a discount at the Chinese restaurant?

They pay Dr. Deletus more

In a fucking heartbeat.

15k? wtf is this bullshit id have to work hard to even make ends meat

>35k

Haha that's even more rich.

>fucking poorfags.

Are you retarded?

Are you retarded?

No. I can at least read the part of the op thats says $800 per abortion past quota in a scenario that states there is no shortage of abortions needed to be performed

>15000/y

Lol

Why can't you niggers read?

So your telling me I only have to abort 273 babies to make 100K a year? Ill take it!

I wouldn't murder anyone regardless of what was offered.

They aren't people though, they're fetuses lol

>dehumanizing a human based on their developmental stage.

orly?

An actual abortion procedure takes less than 20 minutes so you're talking about less than two hours work per week to earn more than most doctors.

>believing a cluster of cells has precisely the same value as a fully formed human

How's that superstition working out for you?

Would perform 3 abortions per day, work 250 days a year. 750/year total.

200 for quota = $15,000
550 * $800 (for over quota) = $440,000
750 * $100 (selling to restaurant) = $75,000

$530k/year with 115 days off. Yes, please.

>superstition

more dehumanizing, nice.

Yes. As long as the building has security cameras, and a security guard. Pro-Life people are fucking crazy trying to kill people to save lives.....lol

proof other than that one psycho in kansas?

>meanwhile you can kill all the people you want inside.

speaking frmo experience are you?
odd, i didn't know faggots could get pregnant.

Kek, my whole house just woke up

hells yeah

No, I already make more than that.

So at what point do cells bc a person?

when they have a unique combination of genetic material.

>in before clone/identical twin

Get enough money, make a machine.

Use said machine to mass abort. Make the dosh, improve said machine.

So yeah.

You probably dont. The potential money in this situation is pretty nuts. And it'd be a relatively easy job

Weak b8, but yes I would actually take that job.

>this is what the elites have created
>a bunch of people so poor they're willing to kill countless lives
>and they laugh at the droppings they give them for such inhumane atrocities
this is why they're killing off the middleclass in favor for poor people.
this is why we can't have nice things.

Fuck yeah.

Get paid to curb the millennial cancer destroying the world? Sign me up now.

My nigga, 1 abortion a day every year is almost 200k according to this thread, easy money for taking a fetus from a womb, plus you get to see pussy every day, pfft pure profit.

I would be the abortion master.

A fetus couldn't feed us. And yes. If you are truly pro life you wouldn't force an unwanted child to come into the world to be unloved abused used and end up like most the fags that post on Sup Forums including op.

There are only so many abortions one can preform in a day, an abortion probably takes 2-3 hours with all the prep-time + post op shit, meaning you can do, MAX 3 abortions a day.

Let's say the average is 2 abortions per day on a five day a week schedule:

It'd take you 20 weeks to get to the quota, meaning that you have 32 more weeks:

at 10 abortions per week, that's $8000 per week, which means you get $256k/year.

The average abortionist in NYC makes about $130k per year, in a city that has higher than average abortionist wages according to salarygenius.com/ny/new-york/salary/abortion-doctor-salary

Therefore, your proposition is a good one.

Work 4 day weeks, don't do holidays and shit. Would work 8 hour days, performing one abortion per hour would be 1,317,600 dollars. Fuck yeah.