Give me your best joke before I kill myself Sup Forums. I've been too tired for so long, I just want to smile for real once before it's over...
Give me your best joke before I kill myself Sup Forums. I've been too tired for so long...
Liam Reed
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Robert Baker
>Nobody posts.
How about... two men walk into a bar. Next thing you know they are out cold and on their backs.
Matthew Myers
don't do it OP
Adrian Fisher
how do you get a black man out of a tree?
>cut the rope
>kek
Gabriel Taylor
Why did 10 year old Lucy cry on her bday?
Cuz her dad raped her.
Kek!
Noah Cruz
So far this is the funniest post...
Christopher Anderson
Although I haven't heard this one. good try... thanks
Jonathan Jenkins
who's the first person the marine biologist called when he got ashore?
His Aunt Chovie
Why didn't the farmer's wife ever laugh at his jokes?
They were all a little corny.
How do you make corn lose weight?
You tell it that it's getting a little husky.
Nathaniel Ross
You were one digit away from greatness, so close. Just like your life.
Now that's funny.
Camden Price
What's yellow, blue, and sitting at the bottom of a pool?
A dead baby with slashed floaties
Owen Walker
Damn you're right on so many levels... yeah but just like anything else in my life its nobody's fault but mine.
Grayson Flores
Adam Howard
is ur rrefrigertor running
Nathan Hall
Joseph Martin
why do you want to an hero, OP?
Camden Watson
A man walks into a bar and says ouch
Jayden Fisher
Chill brah...I was just kidding. Don't be so harsh upon yourself. This world doesn't deserve our self loathing.
Matthew Scott
Lol. Stupid but made me smirk. Not op
Jayden James
Same joke retards
Lincoln Morales
I threw a bukkake party for my 30th birthday last year. It ended up being a complete disaster though because nobody came.
Ayden Morris
Why did op cross the road?
To suck dick on the other side.
Gabriel Adams
hillary will win the election and nothing u trumpfegs can do aboht it
Adam Smith
Dear OP - I was once where you are now. If you wanna do it to get rid of people's expectations or responsibilities, then listen carefully - Fuck people. Fuck society. Fuck rules. Fuck anyone and anything that makes you feel tired and like shit. Do what you want. Ask friends, family and enemies to go fuck themselves. And get a puppy. Trust me like you'd an older bro. Bless you.
Anthony Jones
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Luis Brown
What's a pirates favorite letter?
Nathaniel Thomas
R
Henry White
You may think it's R but its really the Sea!!!
Leo Wright
Guy came home and his gf was crying hysterically. He asked,
>Honey, what's wrong?!"
>she says,"I heard you are a pedophile!"
>he says, "Pedophile, huh? That's a pretty big word for a nine year-old."
Charles Wright
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Ayden Richardson
Just go out and start fighting people randomly op. Makes you feel like a million bucks
Jackson Torres
Your Life
Aaron Hall
OP... I've been where you are, shit I've been through has been terrible. But let me tell you something, IT GETS BETTER. It may take some time, months or even years but let me tell you, life is good when things get better. Life is worth it, trust me bro. Rough it out. Your future wife and kids will thank you.
Joseph Baker
A muslim boy is lost in a supermarket, an employee comes over and asks if he is lost. The boy says yes. So the employee asks what his mother looks like. The boy replies with "I have no fucking idea."
Anthony Hill
You're giving false hope
Nathaniel Scott
False motivation is better than no motivation