Nuclear annihilation time!

Nuclear annihilation time!
Dubs and up get into the vault.
Singles get blown the fuck up.

fuckc offf

Rolling for Overseer

shut up nigger

Tunnel snakes rule

WIN

As Overseer i say no niggers allowed

roll

rolling for radroach

I like this Overseer. He isn't a prick like that one in Vault 13.

Wish granted. Scare all the childs.

For praising the overseer you are granted 1 sex slave, choose from other members of the vault

Wat if I Chinese?

Can I have the Radroach?

Fuckin' commie.

You may

Vault tech experiment 424 initializing

rolling for ghoul

Is that the one where they try to breed humans with radroaches?

Let me in I'm ready to live a normal life underground and not be used as an experiment

Nah fuck off m8

senpai noticed me hiding under his bed

Alright, you got me there. You can be a ghoul as long as you work the word Smoothskin into your next post.

As Overseer i allow the experimenting of human and radroach breeding to commence

im the vault boy!

Roll

Thank you for your inquiry! Your overseer will direct you when the time comes for 424. Enjoy your better future underground.

In I go, get ficky ficky you roody-poos

Pls let me get in

Our Overseer has already commented on experiment 424

lol no fuck off

roll

I brought my toaster buddy!

I'm totally insane and will most likely kill everyone in the vault so.....let me in?

>inb4 ghoulification

rolling to lay a hundred humanoid radroach hybrid eggs

Bye.

Oh well then fuck that guy and you too.. smart-ass I know whose air I am turning off.

I am Vault Tec!

Let's do this

RoLL

am i safe?

r0ll

DOUBLE WIN

You're going to have to get to the future the hard way. Living through the...filth! The... decay! And the bloodshed!

Rolling for President and Control Station ENCLAVE.

roll for pipers ass

TRIPLE WI-
aww.

Roll

Roll for Head of Security

>mfw one off

Reroll? Reroll

Rolling for Curie

let me in plz

Rolling

LET ME IN FAGGOT

Sorry, you're not on the list.
Start running, faggot.

I AM Vault tec, you gotta let me in.

We don't serve your kind m8

Rolling

Save me from the nuclear Holocaust

>tfw no adorable when confused synth gf

Lol I'm dead

Rolling, may the old Gods save me.

Melt jew

Do I die? :(

Rollin

Lemme in nigguh!

Nigguh

If I get in I'll start the Tunnel Snakes

As the overseer i am allowing the next person who rolls a post ending in 7 a high ranking position in the vault

That is all

as a respectable and educated white man
would you let me in?

save me, please!

where the white wimmin at?
let me in yo

Quads activate the bomb?

No niggers allowed, orders of the overseer

fuuuu

34

would be funny if the white guy got inside. too bad you are stuck out here with me!

See ya

Welcome to the vault, you are now the head of Vault Security

Regards
The Overseer

plz let me in the vault i bought a ticket but i lost it plz

Plasma gun is best.

I'm fine with being the janitor

moon here let me in faggots

...

im already in my vault suit

This will be our future if hillary gets elected.

I'm preparing us for a brighter future.
Underground.

and i get to watch from across the sea

Super mutants = master race

but I work for vault tec you have to let me in!

Nice Triple Doubles