Nuclear annihilation time!
Dubs and up get into the vault.
Singles get blown the fuck up.
Nuclear annihilation time!
fuckc offf
Rolling for Overseer
shut up nigger
Tunnel snakes rule
WIN
As Overseer i say no niggers allowed
roll
rolling for radroach
I like this Overseer. He isn't a prick like that one in Vault 13.
Wish granted. Scare all the childs.
For praising the overseer you are granted 1 sex slave, choose from other members of the vault
Wat if I Chinese?
Can I have the Radroach?
Fuckin' commie.
You may
Vault tech experiment 424 initializing
rolling for ghoul
Is that the one where they try to breed humans with radroaches?
Let me in I'm ready to live a normal life underground and not be used as an experiment
Nah fuck off m8
senpai noticed me hiding under his bed
Alright, you got me there. You can be a ghoul as long as you work the word Smoothskin into your next post.
As Overseer i allow the experimenting of human and radroach breeding to commence
im the vault boy!
Roll
Thank you for your inquiry! Your overseer will direct you when the time comes for 424. Enjoy your better future underground.
In I go, get ficky ficky you roody-poos
Pls let me get in
Our Overseer has already commented on experiment 424
lol no fuck off
roll
I brought my toaster buddy!
I'm totally insane and will most likely kill everyone in the vault so.....let me in?
>inb4 ghoulification
rolling to lay a hundred humanoid radroach hybrid eggs
Bye.
Oh well then fuck that guy and you too.. smart-ass I know whose air I am turning off.
I am Vault Tec!
Let's do this
RoLL
am i safe?
r0ll
DOUBLE WIN
You're going to have to get to the future the hard way. Living through the...filth! The... decay! And the bloodshed!
Rolling for President and Control Station ENCLAVE.
roll for pipers ass
TRIPLE WI-
aww.
Roll
Roll for Head of Security
>mfw one off
Reroll? Reroll
Rolling for Curie
let me in plz
Rolling
LET ME IN FAGGOT
Sorry, you're not on the list.
Start running, faggot.
I AM Vault tec, you gotta let me in.
We don't serve your kind m8
Rolling
Save me from the nuclear Holocaust
>tfw no adorable when confused synth gf
Lol I'm dead
Rolling, may the old Gods save me.
Melt jew
Do I die? :(
Rollin
Lemme in nigguh!
Nigguh
If I get in I'll start the Tunnel Snakes
As the overseer i am allowing the next person who rolls a post ending in 7 a high ranking position in the vault
That is all
as a respectable and educated white man
would you let me in?
save me, please!
where the white wimmin at?
let me in yo
Quads activate the bomb?
No niggers allowed, orders of the overseer
fuuuu
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would be funny if the white guy got inside. too bad you are stuck out here with me!
See ya
Welcome to the vault, you are now the head of Vault Security
Regards
The Overseer
plz let me in the vault i bought a ticket but i lost it plz
Plasma gun is best.
I'm fine with being the janitor
moon here let me in faggots
...
im already in my vault suit
This will be our future if hillary gets elected.
I'm preparing us for a brighter future.
Underground.
and i get to watch from across the sea
Super mutants = master race
but I work for vault tec you have to let me in!
Nice Triple Doubles