Why are Americans so uptight about parents showing affection to their kids?

Why are Americans so uptight about parents showing affection to their kids?

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Because that shit is weird and uncomfortable.

This is too far man

Well, Satan, Germany got lax with that and we had this guy. Someones gotta be high strung.

Because they are afraid they might be incestuous, pedo, homos deep inside and might like it. It scares them.

I kiss my Dad on the lips, fuck these insecure weirdos.

Haha u faggot

parents showing any affection physically what kind of sheltered as family did you grow up in faggot

No, I'd imagine you have suppressed homosexual desire.

nah

Because this puritanical culture we've inherited freaks the fuck out when anything the least bit sexual happens, even when other cultures would consider it not sexual at all.

MODS!!!!!!!

Can girls have homosexual desires?

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Sic them on Google and mainstream websites that have posted these pix.

well memed though

Do you guys make eye contact?

What the fucks wrong with the cheek?

You ever get his saliva in your mouth?

Ewwwwwwwwwwhhh

Yes daddi

Here we go again with the "lets group all Americans together and assume they all think the same" thread.
Please fucking end yourself, please.

>Germany
He was Australian, dipshit.

MODULATORS!

MODS!
> who the fuck acts like this with thier kids

>who the fuck acts like this with thier kids

People who aren't American

continue the memeing by all means

>Here we go again with the "lets group all Americans together and assume they all think the same" thread.

because they do

Shut up nazi

>Satanic trips
That's as ironic as it gets

Also, how many times are you gonna make this thread today? Tell me, why doesn't the cheek suffice for YOU?

I'm guessing you haven't spent much time in america.

Topkek

>Australian
You mean Austrian, you fucking retard.

Yes, girls can be gay too.

Hi, you must be old here.

Modrič

Calling him Australian is an OLD meme. Back when Sup Forums was still fun for the whole family.

>Jokes on them, I'm just pretending to be retarded

just saying my parents have never kissed me and ive never been hugged so this stuff is bizarre as shit and wrong

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Im american. My dad and mom kissed me and my brother on the lips. I kiss both of them on the cheek and forehead now. Ive never seen a problem with it.

You make me sick. Incestuous monster.

thats fucking weird

MODS!!!

I cant tell if bait or not.

Not really dipshit. Theyre my parents. Its not like they were kissing me then fucking my butt then sending me off to school you fucking tard. Sorry my parents loved me more than yours did you.

In America and as a male, if you show literally any affection whatsoever to children, you're a pedophile. The second you even look at a picture of a child, fully clothed and not remotely provocative, you have to immediately out another person as a pedophile or you'll get called a pedophile.

Have a daughter? You're a pedophile. Doesn't matter what age.

Single dad? More like, pedophile.

kindness makes you worry?

>Only a pedophile would know this

theres always one faggot that has to explain and ruin the joke gtfo

yep

it extends into adulthood, too

if a girl finds you attractive then you're a cool dude

if not, then you're a creepy stalker

what the actual fuck man?
Are you 12 and what is this?

This is sickining.

ive never kissed my parents or hugged them and im fine it, sounds like you might have some incestuous parents on you hands. parent are their to feed you and keep you alive not kiss you.

You faggot I said there has to be a picture of a child first before you call someone else a pedophile to save yourself.

You kiss his mushroom tip too you homo?

>parent are their to feed you and keep you alive not kiss you.
which commandment is this?

THIS IS HOMOSEXUAL CHILD ABUSE. DELETE THIS IMAGE IT IS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.
WE MUST GET THIS DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE IN JAIL RIGHT NOW

Good luck with that.

David Beckham are his wife are rather popular and not beholden to American paranoia.

Cheek, fine
On the lips= child pornography

>but the brits are different
Child pornography is child pornography
Which this is

this is actually fine because it's a woman

Its what ive been told I dont even like touching my parents let alone whatever the fuck you do
>these pics make me uncomfortable what happened to the mods we need them

because America is a police/fascist state

shits fucked up and makes my skin crawl

that's an American opinion

not shared by the world

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>Not really dipshit. Theyre my parents. Its not like they were kissing me then fucking my butt then sending me off to school you fucking tard. Sorry my parents loved me more than yours did you.
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>Its what ive been told I dont even like touching my parents let alone whatever the fuck you do
>>these pics make me uncomfortable what happened to the mods we need them
Wow americans are so weak that they need to be protected from anything that might offend them or make them uncomfortable by censorship.

But it does matter.
You dont play fair with us, we pull back all the support.
Look at Japan, its pretty much banned its idol industry, they arent sexy at all, same with lolicon, japan was told no, and they listened
>being this naive

It's christianity, man.

My parents never showed affection to me or my brother, hell, they never displayed affection for each other. I mean, fuck, they barely smiled. But they definitely made sure I got a good christian education and upbringing.

I, on the otherhand, get a kiss goodnight from my godson every weekend. It's very cute. sloppy wet smooches, like you'd get from a dog almost. Cause I figured out religion is hogwash when I was about 10.

His kisses make my week, cause I'll never have kids cause I don't know how to show affection for significant others or have healthy relationships with girls. I have literally never managed to have a [romantic] relationship last longer than 1 week.

but those Europeans are Christian and they kiss.

It's not Christianity.

It's the fact that America was taken over from the natives by Puritans, Shakers, and similar groups thrown out of the UK for being too nutty.

yes, my mother is rather proud of being descended from people that felt europe was too liberal in the 1700s

are you fucking retarded?

where do you think america got christianity from? did you just pull it out of your ass?

good for her

Female pedos take it too far without even caring

damn germans

I wish I was an attractive female so I could be a pedo :(

maybe in your next life you degenerate

DUH, didn't you know George Jesus Christ Washington founded america and the bible was written in AMERICAN.

crazy foreigners trying to claim america didn't create everything good in the world that exists.

If only.

Too bad we all know that after death there's nothing

>did you just pull it out of your ass?
See: Mormonism.

What year is this from? Is that Demi Moore?

She'd get tossed in jail for doing that now. KEK.

as if Christianity wasn't pulled out of various behinds

(totally rips off lots of religions... tree worship, numerology, etc etc)

1982 and yes it was her

she was young then so they let it pass I guess

Id hug you and kiss you a whole bunch, user.

All of that is still going on and is a thriving business there, the fuck are you talking about?

I REMEMBER SEEING A PIC OF TWO GAY DADS ON Sup Forums WITH ONE OF THEM KISSING THEIR SON ON THE LIPS. IT WAS REALLY KIND OF GROSS. ANYONE HAVE THAT PIC?

I MEAN WHAT IF THE KID IS ADOPTED AND HIS GAY DADS ARE KISSING HIM ON THE MOUTH? THAT DOES NOT SEEM RIGHT.

It was posted on Sup Forums yesterday

look at the archive