Hey Sup Forums what is the most easy way to commit suicide

Hey Sup Forums what is the most easy way to commit suicide

shove a bunch of fishing hooks with high weighted line up your ass, attach the line to the roof of a tall building, then jump off

He said easy not painful dumbass

Easiest way is to buy a gun. Hell you could be on a terrorist watch list and still get a gun.

he never said painless faggot

bump

I want to die pls

someone post the helium excercise

Attack a cop.

Bump, I want to know too.

OP is probably white though so that wont work.

Live, you'll end up dead without having to do anything.

Wat is this, I must know now

...

As OP I have the right to know

pls tell

If you want it to be quick and guaranteed painless, buy a 12 gauge, with SLUG rounds. Not buckshot, not birdshot, SLUG.

Point the barrel inside your mouth, and pull the trigger. It's the quickest and least painful way. Your brain will shut down literally before your nerves can process the pain.

Gravol + vodka + pentobarbirtal.

Not OP here.
I don't live in a country where I can get a gun. Another method ?

Check'em btw

Thank you fellow friend, will try this out and let you know how it is good

>major in astrophysics
>build time machine
>go back in time
>seduce your father before your mother can
>lead him down a trail of anal sex and discount prostitution
>spoon with your father into oblivion as the time space continuum tears you apart

Simple.

Where do i find time machine?

Step two, nigga! Step fucking two!

This is pretty much the only reliable drug combo, alcohol and a strong barbiturate that you'd have to get off the deep web.

How do i build 1

Holy fuck, step one.

i dont get it

How well will this work

I'm beginning to think you don't want to fuck your own dad to commit suicide...

what

You just like my trappy loli.

I am not picking up what you are putting down

You're fapping

i have built time machine

must be on my way now

Then fuck you. I hope you live forever, you cocksucking fuck

> you could be on a terrorist watch list and still get a gun
where? in America? sure

Use only if necessary. Filming it and posting it here is encouraged.

Drink a few energy drinks then shove a fork into an electrical outlet.

If you do this, you will die.
You will not be able to upload it.
Do not do this.

just browse Sup Forums for the rest of your life

you will be mentally physically and socially cadavered

Helium+medical mask. Your body can't tell the difference between helium and oxygen, as long as you can exhale the carbon dioxide, you won't feel anything

Waiting to die at a ripe old age

by killing yourself.

just be a hero

Copper plated tungsten buckshot to the brain
That's how im gonna do it, anyway.

OD on propranolol, at least 1 gram. You'll be unconscious within 30 minutes, pain free, and dead within 3 hours.

If you're worried someone's gonna find you before you're dead, try to get a bottle of extended release cardizem too. Almost a 100% mortality rate on OD of extended release CCB's.

Jump off a bridge. 150m over land or 250m over water will kill you
Remember, head first

build a bomb helmet and then put it on your head. then blow your head off.

also try to cut your dick off and attach it to a rocket firework so it shoots somewhere funny and then someone has to pick your dick up thats attached to a rocket

old age. as effortless as it gets