Hey Sup Forums what is the most easy way to commit suicide
Hey Sup Forums what is the most easy way to commit suicide
shove a bunch of fishing hooks with high weighted line up your ass, attach the line to the roof of a tall building, then jump off
He said easy not painful dumbass
Easiest way is to buy a gun. Hell you could be on a terrorist watch list and still get a gun.
he never said painless faggot
bump
I want to die pls
someone post the helium excercise
Attack a cop.
Bump, I want to know too.
OP is probably white though so that wont work.
Live, you'll end up dead without having to do anything.
Wat is this, I must know now
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As OP I have the right to know
pls tell
If you want it to be quick and guaranteed painless, buy a 12 gauge, with SLUG rounds. Not buckshot, not birdshot, SLUG.
Point the barrel inside your mouth, and pull the trigger. It's the quickest and least painful way. Your brain will shut down literally before your nerves can process the pain.
Gravol + vodka + pentobarbirtal.
Not OP here.
I don't live in a country where I can get a gun. Another method ?
Check'em btw
Thank you fellow friend, will try this out and let you know how it is good
>major in astrophysics
>build time machine
>go back in time
>seduce your father before your mother can
>lead him down a trail of anal sex and discount prostitution
>spoon with your father into oblivion as the time space continuum tears you apart
Simple.
Where do i find time machine?
Step two, nigga! Step fucking two!
This is pretty much the only reliable drug combo, alcohol and a strong barbiturate that you'd have to get off the deep web.
How do i build 1
Holy fuck, step one.
i dont get it
How well will this work
I'm beginning to think you don't want to fuck your own dad to commit suicide...
what
You just like my trappy loli.
I am not picking up what you are putting down
You're fapping
i have built time machine
must be on my way now
Then fuck you. I hope you live forever, you cocksucking fuck
> you could be on a terrorist watch list and still get a gun
where? in America? sure
Use only if necessary. Filming it and posting it here is encouraged.
Drink a few energy drinks then shove a fork into an electrical outlet.
If you do this, you will die.
You will not be able to upload it.
Do not do this.
just browse Sup Forums for the rest of your life
you will be mentally physically and socially cadavered
Helium+medical mask. Your body can't tell the difference between helium and oxygen, as long as you can exhale the carbon dioxide, you won't feel anything
Waiting to die at a ripe old age
by killing yourself.
just be a hero
Copper plated tungsten buckshot to the brain
That's how im gonna do it, anyway.
OD on propranolol, at least 1 gram. You'll be unconscious within 30 minutes, pain free, and dead within 3 hours.
If you're worried someone's gonna find you before you're dead, try to get a bottle of extended release cardizem too. Almost a 100% mortality rate on OD of extended release CCB's.
Jump off a bridge. 150m over land or 250m over water will kill you
Remember, head first
build a bomb helmet and then put it on your head. then blow your head off.
also try to cut your dick off and attach it to a rocket firework so it shoots somewhere funny and then someone has to pick your dick up thats attached to a rocket
old age. as effortless as it gets